| Fan Fiction |
by Mina
Man: sir, this is a baby store.
G-d: so? (He walk inside and looked around) is this cute? (Holding a baby girl dresses)
Man: ah? (Confused)
Worker: hello, can I help you?
G-d: yes, do you think this is cute?
Worker: ah? How old is the baby?
G-d: old? It’s still in the ugly girl tummy.
Worker: (confused) oh you mean the baby is still in the stomach?
G-d: yeah I think.
Worker: than you should buy newborn clothes.
G-d: new born?
Worker: yes, those are for children’s ages 5. what is the gender?
G-d: Gender? Ah…
Worker: is it unknown?
G-d: yeah…
Worker: if you don’t know the baby’s gender you can buy colors green, yellow, white. (She handed him a whole bunch of clothes to him)
G-d: (looked at them) color matter? (Confused)
Man: sir why are you buying so many baby stuff?
G-d: why? Can’t I?
Man: (bow) no you can I’m just wondering whom is it for?
G-d: it’s for an ugly girl… (he looked at the confused man) a friend.
Man: oh… (sigh in relief)
g-d walked away from the store and met Seung Ri.
g-d: what are you doing here? Didn’t you say you were busy?
Seung Ri: what about you? you told me you got a family meeting?
Gd and Seung Ri sat on the chair.
g-d: okay I admit I went and brought things for that child. (Embarrassed)
Seung Ri: yeah me too… (Embarrassed) what did you buy?
g-d: clothes (showing him the cute outfit)
Seung Ri: I brought bottles and diapers, bib and little mitten.
g-d: mitten? For what?
Seung Ri: I actually have no idea, the lady said new born need to have mitten to covered their hand so they wouldn’t scratch their face
g-d: guess what I learn.
Seung Ri: what?
g-d: I learn that if the child’s gender is unknown there are certain colors that you can buy
They both continue on shopping. G-d man and Seung Ri’s man watched them as they fight over what color and what brand of clothes to buy.
G-d Man: do you know what is going on?
Seung Ri’s Man: I don’t know either but this is the first time our young sir came to buy baby items.
G-d man: same with ours.
They both scratch their heads as they watch G-d and Seung Ri continue on shopping for baby stuff.
That night G-d went to Seung Ri’s house and they both were looking over the items that they brought for the child.
g-d: I told you this hat is very cute.
Seung Ri: no it’s not mine is cuter! (they argue)
They were so tired shopping for baby stuff that they felt asleep on the ground, on top of the baby items that they brought.
Next Day.
G-d: if the baby is really mine he might be as handsome as me.
Seung Ri: please you wish! If that child is mine he’ll be as cute as me.
G-d: sure whatever.
KNOCK KNOCK
Sun Ye: who is it (she open the door and Seung Ri and G-d walk through the doors with a lot of bags.
G-d: this is the baby’s clothes.
Seung Ri: there’s baby diapers in this bag
G-d: in this bag there’s socks and mitten for the baby.
Sun Ye: why are you guys doing this?
Seung Ri: if that child is really ours we can’t just let you take care of it alone.
G-D: beside If the baby is mine he’ll be handsome as me.
Seung Ri: and IF it’s mine the baby will be super cute! (WINK WINK)
Sun Ye: (smiled and tears in her eyes) and if the baby looks like me she’ll be just as pretty as her mother.
G-d/Seung Ri: (They laugh their butt off when she said that)
g-d: (laughing) My stomach!
Seung Ri: OMG!!! (laughing) ah… my stomach!
Sun Ye: hey after all I am the mother of the child. (she said and they continue laughing)
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