| Fan Fiction |
by Mina
G-d: well since it’s late already I’ll have to go home now.
Seung Ri: yeah me too…
Sun Ye: thanks guys, thanks a lot.
Seung Ri: yeah no problems.
G-d: don’t…. (Embarrassed)
Sun Ye: what?
g-d: don’t work too hard… get more rest.
Sun Ye: are you caring about me?
g-d: you wish I’m just worry about my baby?
Sun Ye: your baby?
Seung Ri: yeah, your baby? It’s mine?
g-d: it’s mine!
Seung Ri: prove it!
Sun Ye: you guys are so weird! You guys didn’t want it at all and now you are fighting over to be the father. (She smiled at them both fighting)
Months later G-d and Seung Ri were willing to come to Sun Ye’s house and hang out with her more. They became really good friends with her and after all she wasn’t ugly as they thought.
g-d: here buy this.
Seung Ri: yeah buy this too. (They both threw Sun Ye a bunch of pretty clothes)
G-d: what size do she wear? Size B in bra? (looking at the bra)
Seung Ri: are you crazy? (he snatch the bra and looked at the size) B? she’s a A? idiot? Look at them chest. So small.
G-d: (scratch his head) really?
Sun Ye: I really don’t need clothes?
g-d and Seung Ri walk to her and touch the clothes at she was wearing
Seung Ri: you seriously NEED new ones.
G-d: yeah… that shoe is already ripped
Worker: do you need any help?
Seung Ri: what do woman wear when they are pregnant?
Worker: this is mostly recommended for pregnant woman to wear, underwear like these wont give them back pain.
Seung Ri: (open the big white underwear and laugh)
G-d: (laugh his butt off)
Picture of the underwear
http://maternitybaby365.com/uploaded_images/maternity-underwear-726938.jpg
After g-d and Seung Ri gave her a new look she was pretty, really pretty.
Sun Ye: what do you think?
the dresses
http://www.motherhood.com/images/CloseUp/3236cu.jpg
g-d: wow…
Seung Ri: damn….
Sun Ye: what?
g-d: oh…. It’s okay (lying)
Seung Ri: yeah…. Yeah…
Sun Ye: (put on her big round glasses)
G-d: hey hey hey… take that off
Seung Ri: what are else glasses? So big?
At school girls and boys bullied Sun Ye, G-d and Seung Ri couldn’t take it anymore.
G-d: Shit fuck this I’m going to save my baby.
Seung Ri: your baby? It’s mine! (they ran to where Sun Ye was getting bullied)
Boy: you slut, you dare come to school even though you’re pregnant
Girl: yeah that bastard of yours should leave our school and stop being shame to our school
Seung Ri: you should shut that pretty mouth of yours before I shut it for you (he and G-d stood in front of Sun Ye)
Boy: what are you guys doing?
G-d: I should be asking you that.
Seung Ri: get the hell away from her if you don’t want to be beaten.
G-d: if anyone dare touch or say anything about her I’ll never leave you alone in peace.
Seung Ri: you all right? (smilling at Sun Ye)
Sun Ye: yeah.
G-d: look at you. (pulling the trash away from her hair) can’t you even help yourself?
Sun Ye: (laugh)
Seung Ri: what is so funny?
Sun Ye: nothing.
g-d: ey, don’t get it wrong we were just protecting our baby.
Seung Ri: yeah, beside it’s getting pretty big…
Sun Ye: yeah. It’s hurts at time.
Every day G-d and Seung Ri walk behind Sun Ye until she reach to class first just in case she falls down or get bullied again.
G-d: (walking behind Sun Ye) gosh can’t she walk slower?
Seung Ri: why is she walking so fast?
g-d: hey does the baby feel pain If she walks too fast?
Seung Ri: I don’t know…
During lunch
Seung Ri: (walk past her and dropped a lunch box beside her)
Sun Ye: (looked at Seung Ri as he walk away acting as if he didn’t do anything she open the lunch box and open the little note)
HEY UGLY, EAT THIS FOOD IT’S GOOD FOR THE BABY.
FROM SEUNG RI.
Sun Ye: (laugh as she read the notes)
Couple of minutes later G-d did the same
Sun Ye: (open the note and read)
HEY UGLYNESS, I HEARD THIS IS REALLY GOOD FOR THE BABY IN YOUR TUMMY EAT IT AND FINISH IT ALL OR ELSE! ALSO EAT THE FRUITS AND DRINK ALL THE JUICE.
FROM G-DRAGON
Seung Ri and G-d walked into G-d’s house
Seung Ri: I can’t believe she look so good after we changed her.
G-d: yeah… I can’t believe it either.
Seung Ri: she’s only ugly because of her clothes and glasses but she’s pretty cute.
g-d: true.
G-d mom: G-d… (She yelled)
g-d: mom! (Smiled)
g-d mom: you and Seung Ri better come here right now (she pull them into the room)
Seung Ri: what is it aunt?
Gd: mom what is up?
Gd mom: who is the pregnant woman?
g-d: what? (Shocked)
Seung Ri: what are you talking about aunty?
G-d: there are rumors that the child of that poor girl is one of you guys. Is it true?
G-d: what? Mom where did you hear this?
One of G-d’s father’s man knock on the door
G-d Mom: who is it?
Man: sorry madam, but G-d’s father and Seung Ri’s father wants to have a talk with them
Seung Ri: my father is here? (shocked)