| Fan Fiction |
by Mina
G-d: she’s so beautiful.
Seung Ri: just like her daddy.
G-d: hey you’re not beautiful at all.
Seung Ri: you’re just jealous.
Sun Ye: guys.
Seung Ri: what’s up?
Sun Ye: what will happen today on?
G-d: with what?
Sun Ye: your parent.
Seung Ri: my father disown me so…
g-d: yeah mine too…
Sun Ye: since you did so much for me and baby you guys can live with us. It’s a big house and there’s enough space for two more.
g-d: your house isn’t big it only have one bedroom, a small living and small kitchen.
Seung Ri: but still I want to spend time with Bo-Bae. So Sun Ye count me in. as for you G-d you can go anywhere you want too cause I’m staying with Bo-Bae (touching the baby’s face) right Bo-Bae…
g-d: hey! Sun Ye! Count me in too!
g-d mom: what? you what?
g-d father: from on now we have no son!
g-d mom: how can you do that to him.
g-d father: shut up! Because you kept on spoiling him he ended up with a whore! Cancel all the credit card that he have on him and close his account right now (he demanded his men)
Men: yes.
g-d mom: but how is he going to live without money?
g-d father: I don’t care since he want to live with a whore and her bastard than let him see how hard life can be without us.
[at Sun Ye’s house]
G-d: since you can’t work yet you can just stay and look pretty me and Seung Ri will do the house work from today.
Seung Ri: yep…
Sun Ye: but are you sure you can do it?
g-d: of course it’s easy as pie.
Cleaning was easy but cooking was complicated for men.
[KITCHEN]
G-d: stupid, you need to chop it up first
Seung Ri: no! You’re the idiot you’re supposed to wash it before you cut it.
g-d: dude we just brought it at the store and it’s in a wrapper, so Its been washed already all you need to do is chop it up.
Seung Ri: really? It’s clean already?
g-d: where’s the knife?
Seung Ri: right here. (held the knife up toward G-d)
g-d: put that down! You want to kill me or what?
Seung Ri: didn’t you take cooking class before?
g-d: I did but I let all the pretty girl do the cooking.
Seung Ri: of course why did I bother asking. What do I do to this meat?
g-d: give me it (started cutting the meat)
Seung Ri: did you know that you’re not even cutting the meat all the way.
g-d: Oh.
Sun Ye: guys? Do you need help?
Gd/Seung Ri: NO!!!
Seung Ri: give me the salt (after tasting the food)
Gd: salt? Here. (Handed him the bowl covered with a plate
Seung Ri: okay (he pour a little) it’s not salty at all?
Gd: than pour more.
Seung Ri: good idea. (He pour a lot)
Gd: how is it?
Seung Ri: it taste sugary
Gd: huh?
Seung Ri: (he taste the spoon that was covered with the so-call salt) dude it’s sugar not salt.
Gd: what? Sugar? Something smell smoky
Seung Ri: ahh.. dude our pan…
Gd: water, where is the water at?
Seung Ri: omg… my meat!
Sun Ye: what is going on over there? Are you sure you don’t need help? (she yelled)
G-d: put the fire out!
Seung Ri: you do it!
g-d: it’s getting bigger!
Seung Ri: duh? Is it supposed to get smaller?
Gd: shut up!
Seung Ri: stop fighting with me and lets try to put it out.
After the fire was put out their food was brunt, they both sat on the ground back to back with a dirty black faces.
The Food that was burnt
http://wonderous.theohbrothers.com/images/korea/food/tn_Picture%20879.jpg
Seung Ri: should we ask her for help now?
G-d: I agree.
Seung Ri: hopefully she doesn’t kill us for burning her pan.
g-d: hopefully it was the only pan she had.
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Picture that I did out of boredom
http://img.asiantown.net/members/104199/MindYourKorean10.png