| Fan Fiction |
by Arabel
Sue- no, I meant he was 4-5" taller than Sae Ri. I get the confusion--took me forever to find where I typed that...
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"Sae Ri~! Do you mind picking up the boys in my SUV? We still need to finish some things up here. Please?" Umma asked putting her puppy dog pout in full power. It does not weaken me in the sense it should. It's creepy and I want it to stop immediately--so I do as she says.
I sighed--I've been doing that too much lately. I drove to the airport, it was already 6:40. I arrived there at 6:53. I looked around waiting for the announcement of their arrival.
5 minutes after the announcement was made, I was still looking for them. In fact, I was still looking for them when I saw 5 gangster looking guys walk in my direction. As they got closer, I recognized my favorite male family member -- favorite family member period. I ran to him as he ran to me. I jumped onto him and he carried me to his gangster looking friends. Young Bae oppa actually looked the most 'gangster' because of his hair.
"Guys, this is my favorite cousin I told you guys about! Pretty isn't she?" Oppa said pinching my cheek as I hopped off him.
"Hi! I'm Sae Ri, nice to meet you Young Bae's friends!" I said smiling my 'nice girl' smile. They'll learn I'm rude soon...muahahahahh.
"You have no idea who we are do you." Young Bae said as he cocked an eyebrow.
"Couldn't care less. Let's go. Auntie is so excited you guys are staying. I don't see why. We're the ones that'll be cleaning up after you pigs of men!" I said running away from Young Bae oppa. He eventually caught up with me and hoisted me over his shoulder back to his friends.
"You're gonna be like this for a while. Get comfortable." I could tell oppa was smirking now.
"With my butt in their faces?...wait, yours is in mine too. Please don't fart." I pleaded.
"Fine." He put me back down. I got a head rush and almost fell down but he caught me.
"We need to get going. Can you guys do you best to be excited to see our home? I don't think Auntie slept at all until she finished decorating the rooms. Those beds were not light." I asked of Young Bae oppa's friends. They nodded.
Time to describe them to you dear readers of my life story =P. The guy furthest to the left was not much taller than oppa. He took off his hair to scratch his head -- I immediately noticed his HUGE forehead. Hee looked so much cuter and more adorable with the hat on < as mean as that sounds.
The next guy was probably six feet tall and the tallest of the group. His height would fit in my family perfectly -- Oppa and I are the shortest in the family -- He was pretty skinny too. He had a weird cocky air to him. We might not get along, cocky guys are jerks as I'm sure you know.
Third guy had this goofy smile, it made me smile too. I'll get along with him, goofy are guys are fun and...GOOFY! He seemed nice enough. He was barely taller than Young Bae oppa.
The last must be the guy that was a little younger than me. He was a little taller than the goofy one. He seemed nice too. Must be that one guy who didn't seem nice. The worst part was they were all so much taller than me. That might hinder a great friendship we could possibly have. I dislike super tall people. Imagine how great I get along with my family; a bunch of tall men and average sized women.
"Let's go." Cocky, tall guy said with his hands in his pocket, leaving his luggage behind. I decided to be nice so I called out to him.
"Hey you! You forgot your junk." I said pointing to his stuff as he turned around.
"You carry it." He said bluntly.
"Beg your pardon! Did you just tell me to do something? Without being my mother?" I turn to Young Bae who was in shock--purely afraid of my current mood. "I know it's been 2 years since we saw each other and I've changed, but who does he think he is? I'm forced to extend out my freaking hospitality to this butt wipe?!" I pointed to the tall idiot staring at me blankly; never been called a butt wipe I see.
"I think I'm a celebrity in a nice COUNTRY called South Korea." He said regaining his smug composure.
I looked like I was about to murder someone. The four guys backed off. I regained my sweet girl act and starting faking my epiphany.
"You're famous? Gee! That changes everything!" I turned my face blank and apathetic, "Get your damn bags before I donate it to the homeless." I turned to the group cowering behind a pillar, "Are we going or are you walking to an unknown place carrying lots of luggage?"
"We'll take the latter option!" the giant forehead said from behind the youngest -- I think his name was Seung Ri, it has to be Seung Ri.
"Very funny, get your bags before I get angry a -- that was quick." I was astounded at their speed to running to grab their bags. I looked at Jerk meaningfully. He grunted a list of profanities as he grabbed his junk. They all had a bunch suitcases I don't I have this much junk -- scratch that, I have more than all of it together.
"Knew you come around." I became the nice girl again as I teased Jerk. His name until I learn it. Forehead is the one with the huge forehead. Smiles is the goofy smiling one. I only know Seung Ri and Young Bae oppa.
"You're bipolar aren't you?" Seung Ri asked. Everyone turned to see my reaction.
I laughed to their surprise. "I've yet to be diagnosed as such -- I figure so though. I probably have ADD too. What's your issue?" I asked him rhetorically.
"Being the youngest. I'm like their servant." He seemed bitter about it.
"All of them treat that way?" I asked to see if Young Bae oppa was a perpretrator.
He nodded and sighed. "Unfortunately."
"I take care of it." I smiled at him and grabbed a magazine and started rolling it up. We were walking behind the rest of them.
I ran up to them and smack each of them on the head really hard with the magazine.
"You should know better than abusing your hoobaes! They're supposed to look up at you! If you're being mean, what's there to look up to?!" I smacked them all again.
"Damn! Are you on your rag?" Jerk asked rubbing his head.
I glared up at him. "What if I was? Let's go, we're late as it is." I said curtly. I had my period last week.
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A plan of mine is to have a trilogy. I see every plot as I write this story. I hope I get to do so!