| Fan Fiction |
by Jessi
Jessi: Hey everyone, its Jessi here and I am finally doing that interview I told you about a few chapters ago. I know I’m a slacker, but trust me I hear it from everyone all the time. Tyler can never shut up about it. Thanks to everyone who left questions and to everyone that reads and comments this story. It’s really nice to hear your feedback an…..
Tyler: Can we get on with the interview or are you going to just go on and on the whole time?
Jessi: See how she is. Okay, time to get started…….
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Question 1: Takeo what has Miura really done to you to make you so mad? Cut the boy some slack!
And what's keeping you from telling him everything that happened that night?
Takeo: Clearly existing would be the first thing that he has done. I feel like the guy is my fucking shadow. Everywhere I go I seem to bump into him! Then he comes into my place and kisses me? What the hell is the matter with him? He acts like he hates me and then goes and does that? He’s confusing, that also pisses me off. And I can’t tell him about that night because that’s just telling him the secret and he can’t know the secret…ever.
Tyler: She’s just mad because she likes him… A LOT!!
Takeo: The hell I do! (blushes wildly)
Tyler: See right there, (points at her face), I’m right.
Keito: Or aura does give off that glow right now.
Takeo: Just move onto the next question.
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Question 2: Jude how does it feel to be the leader of Madam Butterfly and having to deal with all this shit like pretending to be a boy and having a couple of guys already knowing about it? Ohhh and what's the deal with Misha? Do you guys have a past or something?
Jude: You know at first I felt weird being called the leader of the group because I never felt like a leader of anything and never felt qualified for the title of leader. But to be in this band, with these people, means the world to me and I can’t imagine myself being in a band with anyone else. We might fight like cats and dogs, but it’s all love. Oh and me and Misha (looks over at him), I’ve known him for a few years and he was there for me during a really tough part of my life, even when I tried to push him away. He’s a really good friend.
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Question 3: Misha, boy how do you feel about getting into this situation? Do you think it will be easy to perform with Madam Butterfly in Yuuki's place?
Misha: (laughs) I have to be completely out of my mind to want to be in a band with these girls.
Tyler&Takeo: HEY!!!
Misha: It’s true! I was really honored to be asked and I love them all to death, but they are all completely insane! I mean the things I have to put up with and the things they do is enough to give anyone nightmares…. I’m just kidding. And about taking Yuuki’s place, she was a great drummer and I just hope that I can fill in her shoes. I’ll try my best for her and the other girls. If I didn’t they would probably de-ball me.
Takeo: Hell yeah we would!!
Misha: See what I mean… crazy!
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Question 4: Tyler, girl...seriously are you blind? Can't you see that Sho likes you more than a wingman? What are you ever going to do with him? Do you like him as more than a friend?
Tyler: Hey, Sho is my wingman and the best wingman at that. I see perfectly fine too, 20/20 vision, the doc said so himself. I do know that I am going to get him to beat Kame up for me and then after that we will probably go drink and celebrate, right Sho?
Sho: Probably.
Tyler: (Thrusts her thumb at him) See perfect wingman. And … Do I like him as more than a friend? Who asked this question? He’s hot, what else do you want?
Takeo: She is so blind.
Jude: Completely
Keito: Totally oblivious to her own feelings.
Misha: It’s sad, really.
Sho: (Laughs)
Tyler: Whatever, you guys are lame (crosses arms over chest).
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Question 5: Shaving. Do you have to stop shaving now that you are "boys"?
Misha: No, I still don’t shave.
Jude: Oh , I still shave. I just wear long pants all the time.
Takeo: Yeah I still do it. The thought of not shaving grosses me out. I have to shave!
Tyler: I do it to. I mean have you seen those boys? They are practically hairless as it is so no one even notices.
Keito: Well, I never had to shave. I was just blessed with not having any hair on my arms or legs.
Jude: Yeah, that’s so unfair.
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Question 6: Jessi, where'd you get the inspiration for this story? how'd you choose the characters & their distinct personalities?
Jessi: Yay, a question for me. Well I came up with this story when I was watching some Japanese drama I can’t remember the name of. It was girls that were dressed as guys to be in a boy band. I also always liked Hana Kimi and how her disguised as a guys caused so much trouble and drama…. Plus all the sexual tension was amazing. Love that stuff. So I thought of girls trying to be in a rock band because, no offense to anyone because I like it to, most of the guys in visual kei bands could pass as girls and it would be easier for the girls to go along with their plan in that genre of music. Let’s face it, Miyavi and Gackt are some of my fave’s, but they do make gorgeous women. As for picking the characters… I had people fill out applications and chose them by the little quirks of their personalities that I liked. Say the fact that Keito can see aura’s and reads palms and Tarot cards I found interesting and different. She seems so mysterious and mystical… almost like an all knowing character. Then Tyler, just the fact that she is this person that puts on a strong front but can’t back it up most of the time. She gets mad easily and the fact that she is goofy and completely oblivious to a lot of things. I love Tyler, she’s one of the funnest to write. Takeo, I liked that she always wears band shirts and that she likes The Clash. She, to me, is one of the coolest characters. The fact that she will throw fists is something I like about her. She’s a mess and… yeah. Jude, well she is so messed up really, but always wants to be strong. She’s a survivor and that’s what makes her strong and she is very kind and will stick up for anyone. I just see her as that big sister, Always there for you if you need her, even if her life is in the shitter. My characters personalities always just develop over time. People change and so do my characters. I never set a certain personality for them. So yeah…. That’s all
Tyler: FINALLY!!!
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Question 7: Tyler, Kame's great but why can't you see that your wingman might be your real man?
Tyler: Isn’t that breaking some kind of Wingman rule of conduct or something? (looks to Sho for conformation)
Sho: ….
Tyler: Oh now you don’t want to be helpful… figures. I never really thought about it I guess… (in a small voice) he’s my wingman.
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Question 8: Keito, OK so how in the world did you learn how to read auras...or where you just born with it? Also if you can read auras can you read other people's feelings....towards you?! Like maybe...Aiba's liking for you?
Keito: I was just born with that gift. It runs in the family. My mother is a matchmaker and my dad is a medicine man, one of the old world kind. He can see aura’s too. I can’t read people’s feelings, and I don’t think Aiba like’s me. He has been avoiding me for some time now and I don’t think he wants anything to do with me anymore. His loss I guess.
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Question 9: All the girls- Is it better being girls or boys?!
IN UNISON: GIRLS!!!!
Misha: I know I like them better as girls.
Sho: I totally agree. More to look at.
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Question 10: Sho: When are you going to make your move boy?
Sho: (shrugs shoulders) When the time is right.
Tyler: Oh Sho do you like a girl? (elbows him in the arm. A grin on her face)
Sho: Something like that.
Tyler: Do I know her?
Sho: Maybe
Tyler: (frowns) You’re no fun.
Sho: I know
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Question 11: Yama, What are you going to do now?! Do you seriously think that the secret will be a secret forever? What if some paparazzi gets a load of it?! How will you get out of it?! (P.s. wear more armani suits!!! :D)
Yama: Honestly, just thinking about it gives me a headache. I will have to do major damage control when it happens and will have to stand up to my dad which is frightening enough. I can’t even comprehend how much longer it will stay secret, it seems like everyone knows these days! (runs hand through hair before straightening tie) On and Christine, I’ll wear more Armani suits just for you (winks).
Takeo: He will probably have a panic attack the day the secret gets out. Isn’t that right Yama?
Yama: Oh God…. Probably.
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Question 12: Ruki, how the heck did you enter Mr. Tomohisa's office?!
Ruki: Oh I just had to whisper sweet nothings into his secretary’s ear. It was easy really. She is evidently a huge fan of The Gazette.
Jude: Why were you in my bosses office?
Ruki: No reason
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Question 13: Shun, do you really like Keito or are you just scared of her?
Shun: (staring at Keito)
Tyler: Hello!! You were asked a question!!!
Shun: Oh… uh… I really don’t know what to think right now…. (looks so confused)
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Question 14: Aiba, where are you!?
Aiba: (looks at Jessi) Yeah, where am I?
Jessi: (smiles sheepishly) In… Africa?
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Author’s note: I hope that wasn’t completely boring and a waste of time for you guys because I had fun doing it. Oh and Keemi just curious: Who is your fave male Naruto Character? And who else likes Naruto here?