| Fan Fiction |
by CrashedANGEL
"Come on Linzi it wasn't that bad" Ayumi said as I rolled my eyes.
That was an under statement.
Good news for me, bad news for Linzi.
When Ayumi dragged her over to the Hongki dude she accidently bumped into a waiter who was carryed very hot tea which the waiter dropped during the colision with Linzi and the boiled tea landed right in Hongki's lap.
Good news for me because it prevented Linzi for getting close to the guy, bad news for Linzi because it prevented her from getting close to Hongki 'Oppa'.
"He'll probably never talk to be ever again!" She whinned when Changmin walked through into the living room followed by Yoochun.
"Where have you been all day?" Changmin asked sitting down on the couch next to her.
"Changmin!" Linzi cryed suddenly pouncing on him and hugging him.
"Uh what happened?" Changmin asked looking a bit confused.
"It was awful, the tea spilled all over him" Linzi whinned without pulling her head away from his chest.
"Who's him?" Changmin asked now going into brother mode.
"Hongki Oppa" She cryed as both mine and Yoochun's eyes widdened in shock.
Had she completely lost her mind or had she forgot she was talking to Changmin?!.
"Hongki Oppa?, Who's Hongki Oppa?" Changmin asked questioningly in a panic.
"He's a guy" She answered.
"A guy?"
"From school"
"From school?"
"He's hot"
"HOT?!"
"I'm trying to get him to like me"
"Like?"
We watched as Linzi and Changmin conversed or really Linzi talked and Changmin repeated the key words she spoke.
It was easy to see Changmin was beginning to freak out at the mention of the words 'Guy', 'Hot' and 'Like'.
Suddenly Changmin's path of vision narrowed in on the bags we were carrying.
He stood up so fast Linzi fell face flat on the couch as he pulled to bags I was holding out of my hands and poured the contents out onto the floor.
"What the hell is this crap?!" He shouted as I looked at Yoochun for help.
"Now Changmin, before you get all angry I want you to know that we didn't tell you because we knew you'd blow up like an angry blow fish and we want you to live past the age of 30 and the way you're going right now, that's not likely to happen" Yoochun said calmly as Changmin shot him a glare.
"I repeat, what is this crap?!" He asked more urgently.
"They're for Linzi" Yoochun said almost in a whisper.
That was the first time Yoochun had ever been catious around Changmin.
"For Linzi" Changmin said more carefully.
"Uh yeah, Linzi might be able to explain it better than us" Yunho spoke up as Changmin turned back to Linzi who had now noticed what damage she had done during her whinning.
"Um Minnie. You see there's this guy at school and he's really cute and hot and he helped me out when I was getting bullied and I've decided that I like him so the guys have agreed to help me improve myself so that Hongki Oppa might notice me a bit more" Linzi smiled innocently at Changmin.
Changmin however seemed to be in the middle of having a nervous breakdown.
"W-WHAT?!" He managed to shout as Linzi crindged.
"Oh really Changmin, She can't be you're baby sister forever. She's going to grow up, get boyfriends, Drink, Have sex and……"Ayumi began when Yunho quickly covered her mouth when he realized where she was going with her speech.
Changmin however looked shocked that Ayumi expected this from Linzi.
"She will NOT drink, She will not be having S-E-X until she is married and she won't be dating ever!" Changmin shouted.
"Changmin I can spell so I don't know why you just don't say 'sex' and it's not up to you if I choose to date guys" Linzi said as Changmin I noticed crindged at the mention of the word sex come out of Linzi's mouth.
"You're too young to be even thinking about boys" Changmin said in a deathly tone.
"She's 18 years old Changmin. By the time you think she'll be old enough to think about boys she'll be already 6 feet under in her grave" Ayumi said managing to break free of Yunho's grasp.
"Do you have a death wish?" Yunho couldn't help but ask as Changmin went pale.
"I think I need to lie down. I think I'm gonna pass out" Changmin said staggering back until he was sat on the couch once again next to Linzi.
"Changmin, it's okay. It's not like I'm gonna jump straight into bed with a guy and I know everything I need to know about sex. I have had sex education and I know all the risks so I'll make sure to use protection" Linzi said as my eyes widdened.
That was enough for Changmin.
As Linzi finished her sentence Changmin passed out.
"You have got to be kidding me" Yoochun shouted out as I rolled my eyes.
Changmin had passed out because of this?!.