| Fan Fiction |
by CrashedANGEL
Her voice almost deafened me but it seemed to bring the fangirls to a hault.
Maybe out of sheer surprise that somebody had dared interupt them during their attempt to wrip Yoochun's pants off which one of the fangirls seemed to be trying to do as Yoochun clutching onto the top of his pants for dear life.
All the girls looked at Linzi behind me as Changmin, Nona and Yoochun also looked at her.
"Isn't that the new girl?"
"The geek you mean?"
"I heard the Queenka made a fool of her infront of everyone"
"Are you really surprised. Didn't you see her before last week. She's changed a lot since then though"
"Plastic surgery?"
"Wouldn't surprise me. She's got her eyes on Hongki Oppa"
The fangirl's carryed on insulting Linzi who remained behind me looking a bit pissed.
Well at least she looked calmer than Changmin.
"Yah!, Don't talk bad about my family!" He suddenly shouted making Linzi snap her head up at him.
The fangirls gasped in shock.
Changmin instantly realized his mistake and turned to Linzi.
"Whoops?"
"Whoops is right you jerk. You could never keep a secret when we were kids. I thought being in DBSK might have taught you about keeping them locked tight!" Linzi snapped coming out from behind me and hitting Changmin upside the head earning another gasp off the fangirls.
"Yah, don't attack Changmin Oppa!" Snarled one fangirl as Yoochun stood up pulling his pants up properly.
Nona glared at the fangirl in annoyance.
"Hold on a second, the geek is related to Changmin Oppa!"
"He's not your Oppa!" Nona suddenly shouted out then quickly covered her mouth.
"And she's no geek" Nona muttered softly with a tint of pink in her cheeks.
I looked at Changmin to see him smirking down at Nona when Linzi hit him upside the head once again.
"Awch!"
"That's for letting the secret slip. I swear I hope Yunho beats some sence into you when we get home"
"Home?, you mean Linzi Unni is living with DBSK?!" Questioned a younger fangirl all the sudden acting friendly with Linzi.
This time Linzi glared at the girl.
"I'm not your Unni. We're not friends. The only friend I have in this school is this girl right here" Linzi said pulling Nona to her side who nodded proudly.
"And she liked me way before she knew me and Changmin were siblings" Linzi smiled at Nona.
"Oh My God, I BULLIED MY FUTURE SISTER-IN-LAW!" Shouted one fangirl as I raised my eyebrows.
"Now if you'd calmly not attack us the moment we turn our backs we'll be on our way" Yoochun grinned striding ahead.
"Don't think you're off the hook so easily. You are in as much trouble as Changmin and Junsu right now" Linzi hissed making me laugh.
"Go easy on Changmin though okay?" Nona asked as both Linzi and I looked at Nona questioningly.
The last time I saw her she and Changmin couldn't stand the sight of each other.
"It's just he's already got enough brain damage. Getting a beating from you I fear might cause him to become completely brain dead and let's face it, the fans will kill you. Sibling or not" Nona shrugged as Linzi laughed.
"Yah, I've got more brains in my head than you have in your pinky toe!" Changmin snapped then paused.
"Wait a minute. That doesn't make sence does it?" Changmin asked looking at Yoochun as Yoochun shrugged.
"I rest my case" Nona laughed.
Once escaping the fans that tried to stalk us home we finally made our true way home.
To avoid the fangirls we had visited many MANY places around the city until we knew it was safe to go back to our real dorm.
The last thing we needed was fangirls camping out in our dorm's hallway.
Although I had to admit that during the time we were trying to loose the fangirls, Changmin and Nona had kept us all entertained by trying to out smart one another.
So far the score was 11-Nil to Nona.
Changmin was loosing his touch in arguments.
"Where the hell have you all been?" Was the first thing Yunho asked when we got back to the apartment.
Junsu quickly ran and hugged both Linzi and Nona happily.
"You left me alone with him for too long" Junsu mumbled making both girls laugh.
"Well we had a near death experience involving a mob of fangirls" Changmin said being the brave one to tell Yunho of our experience.
"You WHAT?!"
I flinched.
"Yunho it's not our fault. We forgot our disguises and they caught Yoochun because Linzi, Junsu and Jaejoong left him there from earlyer and…."Changmin began to ramble when I hit him upside the head.
"Why does everyone keep doing that today?" Changmin hissed at me.
"Way to sell us out dude" I snapped back as Yunho rolled his eyes.
"No one followed you back right?" Yunho asked as we all shook our heads.
We didn't know for sure but no one was going to tell Yunho that.
We might be stupid from what happened today but none of us were suicidal.
"Okay, just don't let it happen again. So I guess Linzi's secret is out then?" Yunho asked as Linzi nodded slowly.
"Because of some stupid brother. I won't say who…." Linzi trailed of blatently staring at Changmin as Nona laughed.
"Hey, I've gotta go. I'll come over tomorrow?" Nona asked as Linzi nodded.
"See you" She waved as Nona left the apartment.
I sighed when I caught a weird scent.
"Does anyone smell burning?" I asked when Junsu's jaw dropped.
"Kyah, my noodles!" He ran out of the room.
"I'm going to take a shower" I sighed walking out of the living room aswell.
After taking a 10 minute shower, I got out and walked to my room with a towel around my waist as I used another towel to dry my hair with.
I sat on my bed flicking on the tv when suddenly there was a knock at my door.
I stood up and walked to the door and opened it.
"Listen. Thanks about today" Linzi walked into my room without even glancing at me.
"You were a real big help and even though you coming to my school kind of brought the big secret out into the opening I know that……Oh my god you're naked!….." Linzi shouted turning around slipping in some water which had dropped onto my laminated flooring from when I was drying my hair.
She fell forward as I went to catch her but ended up loosing my balance aswell.
I closed my eyes as I collided with the floor.
Luckily I didn't get hurt but I felt extra weight upon my chest after a few seconds.
I opened my eyes to see Linzi staring down at me.
She lay there on top of me staring into my eyes in shock.