Fan Fiction |
by Crazedgyrl
Xi Men’s POV: I have to get this little kid to like me, I may be a ladies man but I’m no kids’ fan.
Little Nick stared back at Xi Men with his little round eyes: “Why is your hair so long?”
“Uh, it’s the style.” Xi Men replied and ran a hand through his hair looking cool
Little Nick: “Cool! Auntie Xiao You, I want to grow my hair that long when I grow up.”
Xiao You laughed lightly: “Well from that haircut of your, you have to wait a long time.”
Little Nick pouted: “I’m bored, theses parties are so boring.”
“I’ll show you something cool, come with me.” Xi Men said
Little Nick looked to Xiao You for permission: “Can I pleaseeee?!”
Xiao You gave up: “Alright fine, but don’t get lost.”
Little Nick took Xi Men’s hand and walked away with him.
XQ: “Watch Little Nick have ladies around him by the end of the day.”
Xiao You groaned: “I hope not, he already looks up to Xi Men as a role model.”
~XI MEN AND LITTLE NICK~
Little Nick: “Where are we going?”
Xi Men: “Come, I’ll teach you to be a ladies’ man.”
Little Nick: “What is a ladies’ man?”
Xi Men chuckled: “When you can get all the women’s attention.”
Little Nick’s eyes widened: “My mommy says that is bad.”
Xi Men: “Oh you are young, we’ll start from the beginning.”
Little Nick was pleased by that answer: “Ok, what do I do?”
Xi Men took a glass of wine from a nearby waiter: “Here hold this.”
Little Nick held the cup with both his hands.
“No, no, you have to hold it with one hand.” Xi Men explained
Little Nick’s hand trembled trying to manage the heavy glass with one hand: “I…I cant.”
Xi Men: “Ok, you just need a little practice.”
~MINUTES LATER~
Xi Men: “Wow, I’m impressed, you learn fast.”
Little Nick grinned, pleased with himself: “I can hold it with one hand now!”
Xi Men: “The next step is to offer it to a girl.”
Little Nick: “Girl?! I hate girls! They are so annoying.”
Xi Men grinned: “You wont think that when you grow up.”
Little Nick: “No, I’ll always hate them.”
Xi Men: “To be a gentleman, you have to be polite.”
Little Nick rolled his small eyes: “Fine.”
Xi Men: “Here let me show you.”
Xi Men took another glass of wine from a waiter passing by and walked with Little Nick over to a model.
“This drink is for you because I cant resist giving such a pretty girl a drink.” XI Men said and flashed her a charming smile
“Oh thank you!” The model gushed
Xi Men smiled: “Bye.”
Model: “Bye.”
As he walked away with Little Nick, the model was still gazing at Xi Men.
Little Nick was sure impressed: “Wow, that girl is still looking at you.” He whispered
Xi Men grinned: “Yup, now you try that.”
“And next time you can even get their phone numbers.” Xi Men boasted
Little Nick: “For what?”
Xi Men sighed: “You, little man, have a lot to learn.”
Little Nick: “I have no clue what that means but, I like you, uncle Xi Men.”
Xi Men felt his heart warm for, and for a little dude!
“Thanks, I like you a lot too.” Xi Men said
Little Nick: “Can you play with me tomorrow? Auntie Xiao You is busy.”
Xi Men: “She is busy? Why?”
Xi Men was hoping to spend a day with Little Nick and Xiao You.
Little Nick: “I think she said it was a…something with a D.”
Xi Men: “A date?”
Little Nick: “Yea! That’s it! A date, she said she had a date.”
Xi Men felt himself getting jealous in front of a three year old for god sake! Who would Xiao You have a date with? Not Nick again!
Little Nick: “Uncle Xi Men, why are you so red?”
Xi Men blushed: “Oh nothing, it’s the heat.”
Just then Xiao You came over, her face was flushed and rosy pink she looked like she had just finish dancing…with Nick.
“Nick!” she called out
Xi Men’s POV: Damn, only if I could get her to call me like that.
Little Nick turned around: “Auntie Xiao You!”
“We have to go home now, let’s go, it’s way past your bedtime.”
Little Nick pouted: “Why are you like my parents? I thought you were cool and different like uncle Xi Men and uncle Nick.”
Xi Men’s POV: Uncle Nick? Nick is suppose to like me better!
“Nick, don’t try that face on me, it wont work…” she warned
“Please…” Little Nick begged his eyes almost getting teary.
Xiao You gave in: “Alright, but what do you want to do?”
Little Nick grinned and Xi Men who grinned back. Xi Men nudged Nick to work his charm.
Little Nick nodded and on cue he tapped a waiter on the leg and took a glass of wine like an real expert and bowed a little to Xiao You: “You look pretty tonight, I bet a lot of guys are waiting to get your attention.”
Xiao You gaped open mouthed at this small three year old, Xi Men clutched his stomach and roared with laughter. Little Nick smiled politely still holding the glass and looked innocently at Xiao You.
“That’s it, you are not hanging out with Xi Men anymore.” Xiao You scowled, she put the glass away and grabbed Little Nick.
“We are going home.” She ordered
Little Nick looked back at Xi Men who winked at him and this three year old winked back!
Little Nick didn’t want to go home and began to cry a little: “But you promised.” He cried
Xiao You didn’t want to make a scene, she bent down to Little Nick: “Stop crying.”
Little Nick looked at her with his eyes all red: “Can we not go home yet?”
Xiao You: “Nick…”
Little Nick: “I’ll promise to behave.”
Xiao You groaned: “Where do you want to go?”
“Really?! I can stay?!” Little Nick exclaimed
Xiao You smiled a little and nodded.
“Oh thank you so much!” Little Nick cried and planted a sweet kiss on Xiao You’s cheek
“You are so sweet.” Xiao You smiled
“Xi Men you are so dead.” She growled as she stood up
Xi Mne looked at her innocently and laughed: “You look so sexy when you are mad.” He laughed and also gave Xiao You a sweet lingering kiss on the cheek…right in front of everyone.
Xiao You felt her face flush with surprise. She then blushed even harder and glared at Xi Men: “Ei, why are you taking advantage of me?”
Little Nick: “What does taking advantage mean?”
Xi Men: “Dude, one day, you’ll know.”
“Hell no, you better stay away from Nick or else…” Xiao You muttered
Xi Men grinned: “Or else what.”
“Or else…man you are such a jerk.” Xiao You said angrily
“Yea I know, I’m a jerk for letting you go.” Xi Men murmured in her ear
She stared at him and he held her eye contact, then she looked away and mumbled: “Well that’s your problem.”
Little Nick: “What are you guys talking about?”
Xiao You blushed: “Nothing.”
“Well can we go over to uncle Xi Men’s house?” Little Nick asked excitedly
“Xi Men?!” Xiao You asked in disbelief
Xiao You: “Don’t just invite yourself, Nick.”
Xi Men shrugged: “I don’t mind.”
“Yay!” Little Nick said and held Xi Men’s hand.
Xiao You: “Xi Men you idiot, what did you do to my Nick?”
Xi Men laughed: “Let’s go.”
Xiao You groaned and followed behind.
Xiao You’s POV: Why is Xi Men always saying these weird stuff these days? He…he is mixing up my feelings again. I can just imagine Nick growing up to be like Xi Men, what the hell did the guy do to my nephew? If I have a choice I wouldn’t go over to Xi Men’s. So many memories…*Sigh* This is going to be a long night…