Fan Fiction |
by Elise
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Two people were watching Barbie and Jerry with binoculars from a second floor of Jerry's townhouse. They turned around and glared at each other simutaneously.
"What did you do?!!" They said to each other at the same time.
"I was asking you first, Cheng Lin!" Hissed Ken
"NO!" Rainie shakes her head stubbornly. "I was first." She hissed back, jabbing her forefinger to his chest "What..did..you..do?!!"
"Ei! You are the one who carried the book with you!"
"But I saw you carrying it to the bathroom just a while ago."
Ken's face turns into a shade of red. He puts his hand on the pockets of his Jeans, and sighs with relief when he felt that its still there. A piece of paper that contains a certain love spell *How could I tell her that I had to write the spell down there because she just wont leave me alone? Just wait, Rainie Yang, you will fall heads over heels in love with me a week after this.*
"You are delusional!" He barks back. "I was carrying a novel, just so you know!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Rainie rolls her chinky eyes. A little did he know that Rainie had already copied the same spell the day before..
"I didnt put spell on them!" She said to him hotly
"So if you didnt," Ken frowns, pointing at himself "and I didnt. How come those two actually kissed?"
"Beats me." Rainie shrugs. Focusing her attention back on the couple down stairs. "I surely hope that those idiots will stop playing denial game."
"Yeah. I hope that too. Barbie's a great girl."
"I know." Rainie said hotly "Barbie was ten times hotter than Zhi Ling."
"You bet she is." Ken nods his head. "Even though Zhi Ling wins in chest area." He held up his hands in a mock surrender when he saw Rainie's dagger look "Ei, I was just being a guy."
"Ben dan!" She smacked him on the head "That's breast augmentation, idiot!"
"Um.." Ken scratches his head "Is that College words for fake boobs?"
Rainie laughs and threw him a 'do-you-really-need-to-ask?' look. Then they put their binoculars back on their eyes.
"Why do they look like that they were about to cry?" Asked Ken. His eyes widened when he saw Barbie heading towards the house. "Oh, crap! Rainie you have to go now!!"
"Back door, back door!" The two running down the stairs hurriedly. "Dont let them caught us!"
"..or we're screw!!"
"How you're gonna get home?" Asked Ken
"I'll sneak into Jerry's backseat car. I hope he wont notice."
*******
"KEEEN!!" Barbie bawls as she closed the door behind her. "Barbie needs a hug." She looks around the dark living room, trying to spot her friend. "Ken?"
Ken appears from a backyard. Looking a little flush himself. "S'up, Princess?" He said. It'd be helping if the person that he called Princess was actually a petite 5 feet beautiful girl with long hair instead of this..humongously tall guy who was wearing a muscle T-shirt and sporting five o'clock shadows on his face.
Barbie ran to his side and hugged him. "Bad day?" He asked. Kissing Barbie on the top of her head and scrunced his nose. *How did that pasta sauce get in there?*
So Barbie blurted all the things out. And she didnt skip anything. Including her secret wish. "But I'm fine now." Pulling away, she wiped her eyes "I think we're just..caught up in the moment. That's all.."
"So tell me, Bie," Ken stopped Barbie when he saw her about to walk away "how do you date one guy while it was pretty obvious that you're still in love with another?"
Meanwhile...
Jerry pulls the brake and glanced at the rearview mirror "You can go out now, Rains."
Rainie gasps and appears from under a blanket "How.."
"..did I know?" Jerry smirks "I just do. Nice binoculars, btw."
*Oh crap!*
Rainie tried to catch up with Jerry as he walks towards the apartment. "You okay?" She said.
"Just peachy."
Rainie slung her arm around Jerry's shoulder "You know? Bie and I've always had gallon of strawberry ice cream to drown our sorrow."
"What makes you think that I'm in a sorrow mood?"
"Jerry.."
"Fine, I'll get the spoon."
An hour later..
"Tell, me, J." Putting her spoon down, Rainie asks. Staring at her Barbie's gloomy face "How can you simply be friends with someone when everytime you look at them all you can think about is how much more you really want them?"
"Are you trying to tell me that you have a crush on Ken? Did you two kiss?" Trying to dodge from answering Rainie's oh-so-dangerous question, Jerry said teasingly.
"Ew, he's so unkissworthy!" She smacked Jerry's hand playfully. "And dont play dumb, mister! You're still not answering my question."
"What are you talking about, Rains." Jerry got up from the chair, bringing the empty ice cream box with him and threw it to the trash can "Barbie and I are friends. As simple as that."
"Steal her back from that Ape! And leave that dumb girlfriend of yours. You didnt love her anyway."
"Rainie Yang Cheng Lin!!" Jerry boomed in Barbie's girly voice.
"I'm a firm believer that sometimes..it's right to do the wrong thing."
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT I HAVE TO WEAR THIS???!!" Jerry screamed hysterically at Barbie, pointing at the pink tutu on the table. As if it was the most horrifying things he'd ever seen. Barbie rolls her eyes when she saw people paused and looked at their direction. They were having a lunch and Barbie was showing Jerry something.
"Come on, J, just for today. It's after work."
"It's pink." Jerry wailed.
"I know."
"And I have to wear PINK leotard and PINK ballet slippers--which pretty intimidating, btw cause it's so shiny--and have to put my hair on a bun too."
"I forgot that I sign up for a class." Said Barbie meekly.
"You're SO gonna pay for this, Shan-Shan."
"I know." Barbie sighs "You can order your steak."
"Good. And you have to go with me."
Couple of hours later..
Barbie watched the image of herself appears from behind a glass door and marched towards her.
"Just for your information, I quit." Jerry said. Grabbing a bottle of water from Barbie's hand and taking a big gulp "And did you know that they made me stand on my toes???"
*******
"I'm coming!!" Barbie ran towards the door. Someone had been playing with the bell like crazy. She opens the door and was welcomed with grinnings Vanness and ZZ, carrying keg of beers and a brown paper bag.
"What's up, stranger!" ZZ pats her on the back and making his way towards the house.
"What's with the frown, Yan!" Snapped Vann, dropping the bag to Barbie's hands "Dont tell me that you forgot what today is."
*Ermm, could someone tell me what today is? I know it's Thursday, but..*
Ken appears from his room and soon joined the boys in the sofa.
"You dont have Zhi Ling around, do you?" Yells ZZ. When he saw Barbie still standing by the door with confused look on her face. "Oh, man! I told you it's our night!"
"No. Of course not." She tried to smile. *Maybe it's just a regular boys night out. Please tell me that they're not going to watch football. Or I'll fall asleep.*
"Then what are you waiting for?" Said Vannes impatiently "Let's get the show on the road."
*Huh? What show?*
"Open the damn bag, Yan!" Adds ZZ.
Barbie reached her hand inside the bag and takes out couple of movies. *See? Movie night. I hope they rented the new Bratt pitt movie. Wait a minute..what is it??!!*
Barbie's eyes widened in shocked as she studied the movies titles. "Flash me If You can" She screamed. "Good Will Humping." Barbie shrieked and threw it to the couch. "Fleshdance" another shrieked "They're porns!!" She gasped. "You guys are perves!!!" She shrieked at the confused ZZ and Vanness furiously. "YOU!!" She boomed. Jabbing her finger to a nervous looking Ken "MY..ROOM..NOW!!"
"Uh, o--okay."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT TONIGHT IS A PORN NIGHT?"
Ken winced. He totally forgot about the gang Thursday night ritual. "I'm sorry that I didnt tell you about this, Bie." Said Ken meekly. "I--I thought you knew."
"What should I do, now, Ken?" She threw herself on a bed.
"Just..watch?"
So watched she did. For two torturous hours watching sweaty couple moaning and grunting, trying so hard not to faint.
Around midnight..
"Wei?" Jerry answered the phone sleepily.
"Did you know that the words threesome was actually true?"
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"You didnt shave!" Accused Jerry when he saw the image of himself approaching him in a parking lot.
"Ah, I forgot, alright!" Barbie snapped back. "Too much porn from lastnight! I couldnt close my eyes until wee hours, because I was afraid that I was going to see the same image over and over again!"
Jerry couldnt help but chuckled. "Payback is a bitch." He said.
"Bite me, Yan." She said, but then laughed. "I cant wait till it's all over."
"I second that." Jerry stood still as Barbie applied something to his mouth.
"Ok." Barbie inhaled "Here goes nothing."
Jerry laced his hand together with Bie. "It's going to be alright." He said. "We're going to be alright."
They are now heading towards elevator. But had to split because she had something to do. "Jerry." Barbie stopped him.
"Yeah?" Jerry turned and saw her quickly leans down to him, grazzing his soft cheek with a kiss
"Jia You." She turned around and walked away.
Jerry rubbed the spot she'd kised him, Barbie's tender skin tingling from his mouth, which had been prickly from lack of shaving. He thought of the times he'd kissed her, plenty of them while unshaven, and wondered if her skin had always felt so bruished from his rough caresses. If she'd felt it, she'd never said anything. He marveled at how someone could be made of such delicate stuff and still strong all the way through.
Without thinking, Jerry touched his lips,..Barbie's lips. Slippery from the gloss she'd applied on him. Suddenly he was aware of the familiar fruity smell, and he rubbed his lips together. He smiled at the heavenly taste of Barbie's cherry mouth, and was now glad that she'd put the stuff on him.
He took the purse off his shoulder and dug through. Taking out the lipgloss, he smeared more on, sloppily getting it on a chin as well. He licked his lips again and grins as the memory flooding him. It's like being able to kiss Barbie anytime he wanted. Looking at the vial of gloss in his hand as if it were his new bestfriend, Jerry carried it, trophy--like out of the elevator..