| Fan Fiction |
by <3 Jae
JaeJoong was pinching my cheeks over and over again. It hurt slightly but I didn’t really mind. I glanced at Yunho.
“Did you by chance give him anything sweet this morning?”
“Erm…we had pancakes with maple syrup and JaeJoong loves maple syrup.”
I think I’m going to faint now. Too much maple syrup equals an extremely high (but cute) JaeJoong. After a while, Yunho noticed that my cheeks were starting to get really red. He sighed. I just stood here, letting JaeJoong pinch my cheeks. His face when high was really cute. I could stare at it all day! Yunho came back from the kitchen with a pancake on a fork. He was holding a plate underneath it to prevent the maple syrup from dripping onto the floor. He shoved it into JaeJoong’s mouth, whose eyes went wide, let go of my cheeks and held onto the pancake with two hands, nibbling it slightly. Yunho handed me the plate and told me to hold it under his mouth, just in case.
“Ish so yummy!”
He finished half of it and shoved the other half in my mouth.
EH??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Now chew!”
I obeyed, thinking it was kind of weird that JaeJoong shoved something that he ate, into my mouth. He was jumping up and down at the sight of me chewing. OK, note to self: never, ever, give JaeJoong maple syrup unless you want an extremely hyper JaeJoong; scary. After I had swallowed the whole thing, JaeJoong grabbed my arm and led me into his room. He then grabbed a teddy bear from his bed and shoved it in front of my face.
“ISN’T IT SO CUTE?! IT’S NAME IS SU KI!”
O_O”
When the hell did he rename it?!
“I sleep with Su Ki EVERY NIGHT!”
O_______________________________________________________O”
He has no idea how wrong that sounded.
He spinned around on his tip toes, holding the teddy bear, aka Su Ki. I twitched. I think I rather want the hot and fangirl-melting JaeJoong now. This type of JaeJoong was too scary to be true. After the spinning, he went into his wardrobe and grabbed a huge bag. From this huge bag, he got out a couple of clothes, girl clothes, mind you and held it up against me. When the hell did he buy it? Last night? Late night shopping?
“Hmm…not this one…” he said, and chucked it over his shoulder where it landed on his bed. Good aim though.
“OK; Su Ki, change into this one and this one!”
He held up a jeans skirt and white T-shirt and a jeans jacket. OK… I got shoved into the bathroom where I quickly changed. Luckily, the skirt wasn’t that short. I breathed. That was good.
“Su Ki! Done yet?!”
“Hold on!”
Why was JaeJoong doing this to me? I sighed and walked outside. JaeJoong gaped and grabbed my hand and led me into the living room, where all the other guys were sitting.
“Isn’t my girlfriend just HOT?!”
OK; my face just went totally red. I wanted to run away and quickly change back. There was only one way…I used my quick reflexes and poked JaeJoong in the stomach and he doubled back, letting go of me and I ran to the bathroom and quickly changed.
“Su Ki!”
“Nyah~” I complained.
“Don’t embarrass me like that next time…”
“OK OK; just…quickly change so I can compare other clothes.”
He has other clothes for me?! What is he doing? Spoiling me? And plus…what happened to his high-ness? Well, I’m not really complaining; at least he won’t be running around the house asking for-
“YUNHO! I WANT MORE MAPLE SYRUP!”
OK; scratch that last line that I said…I poked my head out the door.
“Yunho oppa! Don’t give him maple syrup! I’ll die!”
After I came out of the bathroom, changed, I watched as Yunho held the pot of maple syrup above his head, too high for the jumping JaeJoong beneath to reach.
Jump.
Jump.
Jump.
That was all JaeJoong was doing. Jumping and complaining, and then he stopped. His face was blank for a while before his eyes turned into something that I don’t think anyone can reject.
His puppy dog eyes.
Yunho’s eyes widened as he saw what JaeJoong’s eyes looked like.
“Oh no! Not the puppy dog eyes! Hyung! No! This is for your own good!”
Yunho ran around the house, trying to avoid looking at JaeJoong’s eyes. JaeJoong kept chasing him around the house before he came to me and grabbed both of my hands and looked at me closely with those eyes of his. Oh no…JaeJoong don’t do this to me…OK I GIVE UP!
“Gimme that!”
I shouted and quickly grabbed the pot of maple syrup from Yunho’s hands (with the help of the sofa since he was taller than me) and gave it to a happy and jumping JaeJoong, who twisted the lid open, grabbed a spoon from the kitchen and shoved one spoonful of maple syrup into his mouth. I watched as his eyes turned to normal and snatched the pot away from him.
“No more…”
He looked like he was able to cry but sighed and slowly walked into his little corner. Oh no…not the little corner. OK; I couldn’t give him maple syrup since he just shoved more than enough into his mouth…so what else can I do…?
“I’ll tell you what you can do?” asked JaeJoong, his voice turning into the hot and sexy voice that was before.
I tilted my head in confusion. He got up from his little corner, grabbed my arm to pull me closer to him and kissed me on the lips in front of YooChun, Junsu, Changmin and Yunho, whose eyes all went big. As for the kiss…I COULD TASTE THE BLOODY MAPLE SYRUP!
Sweet.
Changmin whistled in the background. After JaeJoong let me go and glared at the members, they whistled and started to walk away as if nothing had happened. Later on, I found DBSK’s balloon outfits.
SO CUTE!
JaeJoong said I could keep one since I liked them so much (I didn’t want to part with it when I had to leave). JaeJoong drove me back to my house, at the front door since my parents weren’t home yet.
But someone else was…
It was Jin Kae…