| Fan Fiction |
by DDlovesBB ~TaeYangHolic~
I sighed when I pushed the door open and sprawled on the couch, making myself as comfortable as possible. I was about to head to dreamland with Rain when somebody poked me, hard. These people should really stop doing that! Don’t they know how annoying it is?
I furrowed my eyebrows without opening my eyes. That was obviously not what my poker wanted me to do as I was poked once again.
“Leave me alone.” I mumbled under my breath. Really, all I want is sleep. Is that so much to ask? It’s not like I’m asking for a diamond or anything… although that wouldn’t be so bad…
“Get up.” He instructed as he poked me once again. I slapped his hand away like how I would slap a fly away. I wish he was a fly. At least when I slap it, it’d be dead…
“Go away!”
“Yah! Go make me breakfast!” He shouted.
“Aish…” I grumbled when I stood up. His voice was giving me a headache. Remind me to bring aspirin next time I come over.
“So, what are we going to name this baby?” He asked once he finished eating.
We were in the living room, him on the couch with the baby, me with a duster. It doesn’t hurt to help, you know. But it felt weird! It looked weird! I was staring at him as he held the baby, man! Do we look like a family or what? Oh gosh! That’s just freaky! Not freaky as in… you know, freaky. Just plain old freaky. Yeah… I don’t even know what I’m thinking anymore.
“Hello! Is anyone there?” He asked as he looked at me.
I snapped out of my reverie as I continued dusting. “Uhh… what were you saying?”
“I asked you what we’re going to name this baby.” He replied.
“Baby?” I exclaimed in shock. “It’s a thing you idiot! It’s not a baby!”
“It’s ours!” He stated as he walked over to me.
I raised my eyebrow. “So? It’s just a project. Why are you so excited about it anyway? That’s a first.”
He smirked as he held the baby in front of my face. “I say let’s call him TaeYang junior.”
My eyes widened in shock. “Hell no! Nah-uh! No way! I am not naming it after you!”
He cupped his hands over the baby’s ears. “Shh! You’re being a terrible mother! Don’t cuss in front of him!”
I looked at him strangely before I walked away. Ooook… man, I bet he’s on crack! Yeah! Definitely! He is on crack! Either that, or he got some mental problems up there… not just up there actually, it’s everywhere. I better get away from him before it infects me too…
“Ok, first of all, that was just… ugh.” I said as I shuddered. “And second of all, I’d like to name him JiHoon.”
“JiHoon? Isn't that Rain’s real name?” He asked as he raised his eyebrow.
I nodded my head with a smile. “Yes. And don’t you dare change it!”
“I wasn’t going to.” He replied as he rolled his eyes.
“Good! Then change his diaper! You know he acts like a real baby. I’m going to go cook lunch.”
I was stirring the soup when I thought about it once again. Man, this is scary. With just us and the baby, we really do look like a family. It’s nice and all, but it’s still scary. Wait a minute, did I say nice? I meant… uhh, I don’t know what I meant. But whatever, it’s just scary.
I was sitting across from him as we ate lunch. I gotta say, I’m not really a bad cook. I mean, I tried harder this time because I know I was going to eat it as well, but it’s not that bad. It’s edible at least. Oh yeah! I’m good!
“Yah.” He said suddenly.
I rolled my eyes. It’s like he’s calling his pet or something, which I’m not by the way.
“I have a name.” I replied without looking at him.
“It’s not worthy enough to be pronounced by these lips of mine.” He said.
I looked up, a glare on my face as he smirked at me.
“At least I did get you to look up.” He added.
“What do you want?” I said exasperatedly.
“I’d like to make an offer.”
I raised my eyebrow. “Offer? What kind of offer?”
“I’ll be right back.” He said as he got up. He returned a few seconds later, a box in his hand. He placed it in front of me.
“What’s that?” I asked as I stood up to rinse my plate.
“It’s a cell phone. For you.” He replied.
My eyebrow rose even further up, eventually disappearing from my forehead. “What? Why?”
He shrugged. “So I can call you when I need you.”
“I don’t need it. And I’m only on-duty on weekdays after school.”
He shook his head, a grin on his face. “Not anymore, you’re not. You’ll be on duty every time I call you whether it’s day or night.”
“Yah!” I shouted. Seriously, who the hell does he think he is?
He held up his hand to silence me.
“I’ll add 200 dollars to your current pay. So that’s basically 100 dollars a day.” He said.
Wow, he can actually do math? Can I say impressive? Well, it wasn’t much. But it was pretty impressive considering he’s a pea brain. Not to mention a stupid stuck up jerk.
I thought about it. How hard could it be? I blinked before I nodded my head slowly.
“Good.” He said. “And also, I’m giving you a few hours after school on Friday to have coffee with your friend and visit your mom.”
I raised my other eyebrow. I’m good at it, really. Like The Rock! You know, the wrestler! Man, his body is whoa! Seriously. So anyways, back to my current situation. Why in the world was he being nice all of a sudden?
“Ok, what do you want?” I asked, my hands on my hips.
He furrowed his eyebrows, confused. “What do you mean?”
“Why are you doing this? Why are you being…”
“Nice?” he said with a grin.
I grimaced. “Nice is not the right word. People like you don’t do things if there’s nothing in return.”
“People like me? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“You’re asking me? You’ve said it before, girls like you. Ring any bell? It meant the same thing.” I replied as I wiped my hand.
“You’re right.” He finally said. “I do want something in return.”
Hah! I knew it! See what I mean? Heed my word! Don’t ever take or do things for these people without asking what they want in return! They’re a bunch of sneaks… this boy in front of me is no exception.
“And that would be?”
He looked at me with a smile. “I want to visit your mom with you.”
My eyes widened in shock. “Why? She doesn’t want to meet you!”
“Oh really? But if I remember correctly, she did tell me to come again.”
“She didn’t mean that.” I replied quickly. What the hell was he playing at now? Why does he even want to come? Man, I should get my head checked. Ever since he first talked to me, my head became weird. It was like everything in there unscrewed itself! And being his maid made the unscrewing process all the more easier! Damn it…
“Oh! C’mon! Let me come!”
“Why? Why do you want to come so much?” I asked, frustrated.
“Just because…”
I rolled my eyes at him. “Just because is not an answer. But of course you wouldn’t know that. You’re never in class.”
“Yah! I’m coming! And that’s final!” He said.
“No.” I said as I shook my head. “You’re not coming! And that’s final!”
“If you don’t mind me asking…”
“I do mind, so don’t ask.” I snapped at him.
“Why is she in the hospital in the first place?”
I stopped in my track as I froze. I closed my eyes as I remembered what happened. Stupid stuck up jerk! Why did he have to remind me of that day? It’s so painful… even thinking about Nemo won’t make me happy.
“That’s none of your business.” I said, my voice cold.
I knew he sensed the coldness in my voice. At least he stopped asking. I shook my head trying to prevent the tears from flowing. I’m not weak! I’m strong! I have to be! I can’t show him how much his question hurt me! Luckily, the baby cried at that time.
“Go feed JiHoon. I think he’s hungry.” I said quietly as I made my way to the bathroom.
I heard him going to the living room without a question. I smiled. Maybe I should be cold more often. He listened to me then. Arguing with him certainly didn’t help. I looked at the phone in my hand. It’s the most expensive thing that I possessed right now. So it’s not really mine, but… no wait, it is mine! Oh yeah! I stared at it adoringly. It was pink! How did he know I like pink?
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Chapter Posted on: Sept.28.2009
Hope you guys like this one!!! oh and sorry for all those Rain comments! i can't help myself! hahaha... i love him! =D taeyang's being nice isn't he? Hmm... suspicious... enjoy! tell me what you think!!! XD
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