Fan Fiction |
by ran_shuang_hua
“Daddy! Oooh, Hollywood’s so nice!” AY squealed as she ran towards XM.
“Oof, someone got heavy,” XM feigned a protest when he lifted AY in his arms.
“It’s because Auntie Chai-Chai and Uncle DM’s made me eat a lot,” AY said with a toothy smile.
“Hi yo, buddy! How was your week?” MZ asked in a fishing tone.
XM put down AY first and told her to play with the other kids for a while. “Hah! As if I’m going to tell you!” XM replied smugly when AY was out of earshot.
“Ok, don’t tell me anything. I’m gonna ask XY instead,” MZ nodded at XY’s direction. She and the girls were talking animatedly.
“As if you could take her away from SC!” XM snorted. “Speaking of SC, I heard the she has transferred all her ‘XM cravings’ to you,” he teased MZ.
“Man, it’s worse than what you went through! Did I tell you that me, XQ, and the kids have been staying at their house for the past month?”
“What?! She made your whole family move in?” XM asked incredulously.
“You bet! She even…wait! You’re changing the topic!” MZ protested when he realized what XM was trying to do.
“Was not!” XM said defensively.
“You were! And we know why,” Lei butted in.
“You had a grand time displaying and doing your patent moves with XY and you don’t want to tell us anything. That’s why,” DMS added.
“Fine, you got me,” XM said with a defeated tone.
“Don’t worry, we won’t ask you for ‘juicy’ details. We just want to know what you’re planning to do,” MZ said.
“What do you mean ‘what I’m planning to do’? Do what?” XM asked back.
“We’re talking about XY and AY. What are your plans? Is this just a temporary thing or are you going to take over the daddy role for real?” Lei elaborated.
When XM just kept quiet and didn’t say anything, MZ was alarmed. “Don’t tell us you’re only playing around! You have to consider that there’s a kid in the middle!”
“MZ’s right. AY is already calling you daddy! Aside from XY, you’ll also break the little girl’s heart,” DMS added.
“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? Do you honestly think I’d do that kind of thing?!” XM asked them incredulously.
“Then why were you so quiet?” CH asked.
“I was just thinking of Auntie Meg and considering on giving her what she wants,” XM smiled mischievously as he stared at the ceiling.
CH, Lei, MZ and DMS looked at each other with big eyes as they got XM’s meaning.
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“XY?” SC tapped XY’s shoulders. “Earth to XY?”
XY snapped out of her daydream and looked at SC. “Huh?”
“You’ve been smiling like a drunk hyena and your mind is obviously in XM wonderland. Were you even listening to our stories?” SC asked with a raised brow.
“Um…erm…” XY blushed guiltily, “Sorry…”
“It’s ok, we understand. We kinda expected that you’d be like that,” Jing said with an amused smile.
“What do you mean?”
“No need to be timid about it, XY. We’re all married and when we see a silly smile like that on your face after spending a whole week with XM, we could guess what happened,” XQ said with a wink.
XY BLUSHED LIKE AN OVERRIPE TOMATO!
“And I take that the color of your face is a big YES to our assumptions,” Mimi chuckled.
“So what do you plan to do now?” SC asked.
“Do what?”
“About you and XM,”
“And AY too,” XQ added.
“AY adores XM so I don’t have any problems with that,” XY said casually.
“And XM?”
“I’d like to take things as they come,” XY smiled contentedly.
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After having dinner together the next day, the gang decided to go back to Taipei. Word schedule was already disrupted because of this ‘emergency trip’ ad they have to go back to fix things.
“Auntie Chai-Chai, do I still have to keep my Hello Kitty phone with me?” AY whispered to SC when she gave her favorite auntie a goodbye kiss.
“Of course, so we could still talk to each other. And to Shou Hui and Misha too,”
“What about me being Agent Sparrow?”
“Hmm…I think Agent Sparrow should go on vacation for the meantime,” SC said with a wink.
“Ok,” AY them walked towards Misha, Shou Hui, Yuuki, and Rioki. “Girlfriends, secret handshake,” she beamed at her troop with her hands akimbo.
The adults laughed as they watched the kids do the F4 handshake!
“Ah Si, your next family member should be a guy so F4 would live to the next generation as guys!” XM chuckled.
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XY went out to do some errands so XM and AY were left at home. XM grabs the opportunity to talk to AY about his plans.
“Baby, can daddy talk to you?” XM asked as he sat beside AY on the couch.
“Sure, daddy yo! Fire away,” AY beamed as she turned off the TV.
“Umm…do you think I’ll be a good daddy?” XM asked. He was quite nervous of what AY’s answer would be.
“Of course!” AY said with a toothy smile.
“Erm…what if I told you that I want to be your daddy for real?”
“What do you mean dad? You’re already my daddy, right?” AY wrinkled her nose in confusion.
Haiz! This is harder than I thought! It’s hard to explain to kids! “What I mean is, to be your real dad, I have to be your mom’s…your mom’s…”
“Boyfriend?” AY finished for XM.
“Yeah, sort of like that…”
“But you’re already mommy’s boyfriend. That’s why you sleep in her room now, right?”
“So it’s ok with you that daddy is mommy’s boyfriend?”
AY looked at XM as if there’s an ostrich on his head. “Of course dad! Why do you think I call you daddy?”
XM let out a relieved sigh. “What if…” he whispered something to AY.
AY’s eyes grew big with excitement! “Really? Oh dad I would really love that!” AY bounced up and down and then hugged XM tight.
“It’s our secret, ok? Don’t tell mom about our plan, alright?”
“Sure! Scout’s honor!” AY raised her right hand. “Oh dad, do it soon ok? I can’t wait!”
XM ruffled AY’s hair. “Daddy will surely do that, baby!”
‘Hah! You can’t get out of my arms now, xin. You’re mine!’ XM thought with a hyena grin.
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“Baby, can you please put your toys away after you’re done?”
“Ok, mom”
“And can you fix the pillows on the couch?”
“Already done!”
“How about your room? Did you fix it?”
“Fixed it right after I woke up,”
“Do you want mommy to keep you company tonight and make you Britney paper dolls?”
“It’s ok mom. I can sleep on my own now. And I still have the paper doll collection grandma auntie made for me. Good night mom, night dad.”
XY stared at AY’s back wide-eyed as the little girl climbed up the stairs to go to her room. “Xin, I think we should bring AY to the hospital,”
“Why? She’s not sick…”
“But we’re not sure. What if she’s having an internal infection and there’s just no physical symptom?”
It was XM’s turn to give XY a weird look. “Xin, AY’s perfectly fine. Why are you acting that way?”
“Because AY is acting weird! She’s too obedient to be true!”
XM chuckled at the horror in XY’s eyes. “Xin, aren’t you supposed to be glad that our little brat is now a good girl?”
XY looked at XM strangely. This is the first time he referred to AY as THEIR kid. Not hers – THEIRS!
“What’s with the look?” XM asked.
“No-nothing…”
“I think it’s you who should have a check up,” XM chuckled as he planted a quick kiss on XY’s lips.
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“Xin, are you asleep yet?” XM asked in a husky tone as he traced lazy circles on XY’s nape.
“Xin…stop that….” XY said with a grunt.
XM’s lips formed a smile. He knows that lazy-circles-on-the-nape is XY’s weakness. True enough, XY was starting to get warmed up. “Xiiin…”
“XM, you know I can’t resist you when you’re being like that…” XY made a weak protest. But she already turned around to face him and started nuzzling her nose against his chest.
“I know…that’s why I’m doing this…because I know you can’t resist me…” XM taunted her more by doing lazy circles on her tummy.
“You’re one bigheaded git, you –“
XM cut her off by kissing her senseless…
And of course, you know where those kisses led to…
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“Wei? XY!” SC screamed excitedly.
“SC, I hope you’re not busy. Don’t worry, I’ll only take 30 minutes of your time since that’s all the credit left on my phone card,” XY said in a hurry.
“Don’t be silly! Of course I’m not busy. And hung up first, I’ll be the one to call you so you won’t have to count the minutes,”
“But…”
“XY!”
“Ok, ok…”
After a few minutes….
“Wei? So what made you call?” SC asks excitedly.
“Well, I…I…”
“It’s about XM, right?”
“Yeah…”
“Don’t tell me you two had a fight!”
“No…well yes…”
“WHAAAAAAAAT?!”
XY held the phone away from her ears. “Ouch! That hurt my eardrums, SC!” she protested.
“Sorry!” SC said sheepishly. “So why did you guys fight?”
“It’s not the kind of fight you’re thinking of… actually, it’s like more of…more of…you know…the…”
“XY, I’m getting dizzy with all your ramblings,”
“Well…it’s more of a battle in…in…” XY looked around her to check if XM or AY was within earshot. “…in bed…” she added in a whisper.
“In what…? OH! That kind of ‘battle’!” SC finally got it. “So what about it? It’s just normal, you know…”
“SC!” XY gasped with shock. “Is that really you speaking?”
“XY, this is XM you got hooked up with. And these news are attached to his name effortlessly,” SC said causally. “So what’s the matter?”
“Uh you see…is it normal to do ‘it’ in an average of 3 times a day?”
“Four times a day…hmm…so that makes it 16 times a week…you do it every other day, right?”
“Uh, actually, everyday…”
“WHAAAAAAAAAT?! Everyday? So that makes it 21 times a week?”
“Uh, yeah, but Sundays are not included…it’s a day off…”
“21 TIMES IN 6 DAYS!”
“So its really not normal…”
SC coughs, “Well, it is XM…maybe that’s normal for him…it’s a case to case basis, you know…”
“But don’t you think its too much? And I notice that…” XY was trying not to sound shy.
“XY! Don’t be shy! It’s only me!” SC pressed on, eager for more information.
“Well, he’s seducing me almost every waking moment that AY’s not around…” XY confessed. Good thing they were only speaking on the phone or else SC would feast on her tomato face!
“OMG! That XM! That’s so HIM!” SC screeched.
“SC, my ears!” XY protested.
“Sorry…”
“So what am I going to do?”
“Do about what?” SC was confused.
“About the ’21 times a week’ thing?”
“Well, do you enjoy it?”
XY blushes profusely and twirls the phone’s cord around her finger.
“Wei? XY? Are you still there?”
“Yeah, still here,”
“So, do you enjoy it?” SC repeated.
“What kind of question is that SC! Of course I love doing it because its XM I…I…you know…!”
“Haha! XY! You’re still so timid about these things! You already have a daughter for crying out loud!”
“AY’s case is different,” XY said defensively.
“XY, it’s all the same. Maybe Peter was just not that active as XM…” SC assumed.
XY felt goosebumps rise on her skin. Peter and me? She shuddered at the thought. She was about to say something but SC beat her to it.
“Hao ba, if you enjoy it then why worry about it so much? Just go with the flow. You said so yourself,” SC said in an oh-so-wise tone.
“SC…”
“Yes?”
“I never thought I’d see the day that I’d be taking advices from you about…about…you know…”
“Yeah, about ‘you know’,” SC imitated XY’s shy tone and then laughed her heart out.
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XM woke up one morning when he felt XY scrambling to get out of the bed to go to the bathroom.
‘Could this mean that my plan is working?’ XM thought smugly to himself with a confident smile. He the got of the bed ad knocked on the bathroom door. “Xin, are you alright?”
“Yeah, just give me a minute,” XY’s reply came.
XM patiently waited by the door with a grin pasted on his face. When XY finally came out looking pale and exhausted, he was delighted and worried at the same time. “Are you sure you’re ok?” he asked her when she started walking slowly back to the bed.
“Yeah, I just need to lie down and sleep this off…” XY moaned weakly.
“Why? Are you nauseous? Are you dizzy? Do you want to eat anything?” XM overeagerly asks.
“Nope, just having dysmenorrheal pains…but I’ll be fine after sleeping this off…” XY mumbles as she settles under the sheets and turns to lie on her side.
“Dysmenorrhea…what’s that?” XM was confused.
“Menstrual pain…” XY’s reply was muffled by the pillow.
“Menstrual pain…?” XM’s forehead scrunched. “That means you have your period?”
“Yeah…and I never had these attacks for the longest time so I’m not used to the pain anymore,” XY groaned as she curled to a fetal position.
“You’re still having your period????!!!”
XY looked at XM. “Of course I still am! Do I look like I’m already in my menopausal stage?”
“No…that’s not what I mean…” XM gave a disappointed sigh. “Do you want anything for the pain? Painkillers?”
“Could you just get me a hot water bottle, xin?” XY pouted cutely.
XM wasn’t able to stop himself from planting a kiss on those pouted lips. “I’ll be back,” he said before walking out the door.
He went to the kitchen to get XY’s hot water bottle and was surprised to find AY sitting on the bar stool and drinking her milk. “Baby, you’re up early. You should have woken me up, you might be hungry eh?”
“But I don’t want to disturb you and mom. You said that I should be a good girl so our plan would work,” AY beamed.
“But baby, there are exceptions, like when you’re hungry, feeling sick, or need anything. Tell daddy right away, ok?” XM ruffled her still messy from bed hair.
“OK!” AY gave him a toothy smile with matching milk mustache. “Daddy, how’s operation didi going?”
XM sighed. “Daddy has to work harder because it’s not yet working.”
“But you said it’ll only take two weeks,” AY pouted. “And if I were a good girl after two weeks we’ll go to Disneyland. My Aunties and Uncles didn’t take me there…”
“Ok, we’ll go there this weekend so you could brag all you want to your classmates when you go back to class on Monday.”
“YEY! Dad, you’re the best!” AY stood up on the stool and hugged XM tight.
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sorry if this chapter is quite short. promise i'll make the next one longer^_^