Fan Fiction

Confidential Secrets

by Pa and DeDe

Chapter 15

Fakers!(DeDe)

Apparently, people think my boy friend goes online and talk to them on myspace. How naïve can these people get? I mean YoungBae have no time for that because of work and mostly because we have to do our alone time. I swear I am tired of telling IVIP the truth and then get bash at. FINE if you want to believe fakers then go ahead I am tired of being nice. Ok so back to what I was saying I was at work and YoungBae was telling Jiyong how we are not loud in bed. WTF is YoungBae trying to do? If he’s trying to make things better then it’s not because ONE, WE DIDN’T DO AYTHING IN BED AND TWO JIYONG and PA is the LOUD ONE! I mean they are so loud that every time he comes over I have to end up sleeping in his bed in BIG BANG APARTMENT. Yeah when I mean loud it’s loud because my bed room is not even close to Pa it’s like 2 doors down! Even ear plugs don’t help and I try turning on my ipod to full blast but it can be heard over that! I mean YoungBae hardly comes over the person that comes over the most is Jiyong. We are the pure one but I think JiYong is getting dirty thoughts in YoungBae head! Yeah Jiyong you might not be the perverted one but you are like top 2.

It’s so funny to hear about Celia and Top issue. They couldn’t even face us today which made me laugh a lot. Celia was shy and Top he pretended to not know what’s going on. Top was tired and decided to go out for a drink when JiYong made fun of him saying are you sure it’s just a drink or do you need Celia to come along. I swear I hate JiYong but yet again he’s funny. He’s like my brother. Talking about brothers Danny and Teddy were irritating me today. They told me since Big Bang will be in Japan they want me and Pa to work with them for YMGA come back. I was like ok sure thing but then they kept saying all these weird regulations that give me a headache.

I know all the readers are curious about secrets right. Well let me give you some of the dirty dirt. Jiyong…..he’s really a chicken when it comes to rides in the amusement park. Never sit by him I swear he will freak you out more. Seungri……he likes to do this weird but cute dance before going to bed LMAO it’s his trade mark. Top…….he has a problem with eating my food haha oh and coming in with out knocking at the door. Daesung……he’s scare of ghostshaha I remember one time we freak him out about something and he got so scare he had to sleep with YOUNGBAE for the whole day. YoungBae secret is he loves to pray a lot…. He’s also really religious like when I say something or get mad he be like DEDE that’s not RIGHT YOU HAVE SIN! LMAO but let me remind you all I’m a BUDDHIST buhahaha!

Pa secret is that she always say she’s not weak toward GD but she always give in. Like she so weak it’s like wow. CELIA LOVES MONKEY SEX haha with TOP of course LMAO rated yes I know! Urgh have I told you YoungBae told me to cut down on buying Nikes how can he tell me that! But in the good news side Mr. YG call Pa, Celia and me for a conference and gave us an official contract. We are no longer INTERNS we are actually STAFF of YG! Crazy right? We should be happy right? WRONG! Instead of doing the jobs we have before now we are now officially going under TRAINING! Oh did I tell you Mr. YG also made us as the top 3 YG Youngster models yes we are models now. We have to model YG merchandize urgh I hate to do that.

Today Korean class was extremely hard I couldn’t get it at all and I ask Celia for help and she was like don’t look at me I don’t even know what he saying. Pa in the other hand was nodding her head like she understand but when I ask her she was like oh I’m just acting like I am paying attention. I guess I need to go to YoungBae’s room today for help again. I hate going over there because Top and JiYong would be like oh don’t get naughty now. They would sometimes stand outside the doors and try to listen to us. YoungBae had to put his ipod on loud so they can’t hear us talking. Truthfully we do study together but most of the time we end up talking about life or something deep and issues. Then we would end up lying in his bed watching TV together LMAO. Damn it tomorrow I have to be with the producer and learn about sound directing. Pa get to work with the stylist lucky butt and Celia get to work with the dance teacher….aish why do I have to be stuck in the music room?

OK I HAVE TO GO AND BUY THINGS FOR THE PARTY and GO STUDY See yah…MY SECRETS WILL LATER BE TOLD HEHE >.< AND YOUNGBAE AND I ARE PURE THERE’S NO NOISES!!!!!! JIYONG YOU WILL PAY WATCH OUT IN YOUR SALSA HAHA LMAO

LOVE ALWAYS DEDE [:

10.05.08 || DeDe || 5:30 pm