Fan Fiction |
by Hibiscus
Mike and Ariel were supposed to go on a game show and show off their individual dance styles and then dance as a couple. This was to promote Love Contract. However, Mike didn’t seem to understand that dancing meant coordination.
The director had asked Ariel to train with him, to show him and help him get his steps right.
Ariel demonstrated for Mike.
“No, you do it like this.”
“Like this?”
“No! Like this, see, move your leg like this and twist your hip like that.”
“Okay. Am I doing it right?”
“NO! Jun Xiang!”
“Could you show me once again, please?”
“Yes, okay, fine, I’m a good teacher, I will. Are you watching?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Okay, leg hop and hip twist.”
“Now you try it.”
…
“NO!”
Pause.
“You are doing this intentionally aren’t you?”
“Doing what intentionally?”
“Pretending not to get it so I have to twist and turn and get exhausted.”
“Are you trying to accuse me-“
“I’m not trying, I AM accusing you of intentionally driving me crazy.”
“Oh I’m wounded.”
“Well it’s either that or you are exceptionally slow.”
“Slow?”
“Slow.”
“I’m not slow!”
“Badly coordinated then.”
“I AM NOT!”
“Well, it doesn’t look like you have two left feet.”
“No, I have only one.”
“You are not funny.”
“Au contraire, I happen to think I’m hilarious.”
“Then perhaps you should refrain from thinking, be like a zombie.”
“Zombies are dead.”
“You will be too if you don’t get these steps right.”
“Now you are threatening me?”
“Did I say I was threatening you?”
“It felt like you were threatening me.”
“Then maybe I was threatening you.”
“That’s what I said.”
“I wasn’t really listening to what you were saying.”
“What abuse.”
“My heart bleeds for you. Now follow my steps.”
Pause.
“Mike! Quit playing around!”
“I am not!”
“Twist your HIP!”
“I don’t have much of a hip! I’m not a woman!”
“What does being a woman have to do with twisting your hip?”
“Women are curvier.”
“Oh so now we are going to discuss the anatomy of women?”
“No! I’m just saying-“
“Considering you have been so intimate with so many women.”
“Are you calling me promiscuous?”
“Don’t put words in my mouth!”
“Can I put something else?”
“Ew, you are driving me nuts! I’m outta here!”
“Where are you going?”
“Away from you!”
“Can I come?”
“Argh!!!”
End Flashback…
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Author's Note: I had a lot of fun writing this scene. I hope you have the same fun reading it. =)