| Fan Fiction |
by angelynnnnn
“Jaejoong hyung, you’re being too paranoid. That girl will come back for her friend at least,”
Junsu stated and pointed to Theodore.
“That reminds me, I have unfinished business with this guy,”
I stared at him with an evil smile and walked towards him. Or rather, “pounce” would be a better verb.
[End of Recap]
And so there we were, re-enacting the scene that happened not too long ago in the mini van. Changmin was the first to react and blocked Theodore. Alas, my reaction wasn’t as good as Changmin and I couldn’t stop in time, so I landed on Changmin, who was on top of Theodore.
“Hyung! You’re killing Changmin!”
Junsu shrieked in his dolphin voice and ran forward, grabbing Changmin’s hand, trying to pull him out from between Theodore and me. Yoochun then ran over and tried pushing pulling Changmin out too. Except that he was pulling from the opposite direction of Junsu.
“Yah! I’m splitting!”
I got up and pushed Changmin away violently, which resulted in him rolling over Junsu and off the bed. Aish, the fans would be so disappointed to see us like this.
Yoochun then tried to pry me away from Theodore, who looked like a dead fish. You know, with the bulging eyes, puffed out cheeks. Hmm, do dead fishes’ face change colour?
Yoochun then let go of me and ran away. I’m guessing he gave up. Yay for me, Boo for Theodore.
“Tell me, where is Yunho?!”
Changmin had gotten up, finally, and came over to help Junsu pull me of this up-to-no-good Yunho look-alike.
“Hyung, he can’t speak!”
Changmin tried to trick me into letting Theodore go.
“I won’t fall –”
[Yoochun’s POV]
Aish, Jaejoong hyung is too strong. Hyung, sorry for doing this but…
I ran to my bag and took the pan out from behind it. I walked slowly over to Jaejoong hyung from behind him.
“Yoochun,”
Junsu whispered softly, but loud enough for me to hear. I turned to him and he shot me a worried look. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea. Both Jaejoong and Yunho hyung wouldn’t be happy about it.
“Aim properly,”
Junsu continued. Ah, so at least it would be 2:3, including Manager hyung. I crept behind Jaejoong, although there really wasn’t a need to since he’s too engaged in his own activity now.
3…
Yoochun ah, you have only one shot.
2…
It’s either hyung lives, or you.
1…
*Bong!*
Jaejoong, unable to finish up his last sentence, fell onto Theodore abruptly, making him squeal a little. Now, I’m starting to have doubts about Theodore. I mean, which guy actually squeals?
Anyway, Changmin turned to look at me with his eyes open wide while Junsu showed me a thumps-up. Theodore, well, he’s trying to dust Jaejoong hyung off him.
Changmin stood up, pointing to the frying pan I had in my hands, trotting towards me, his mouth still hung open.
“Yoochun hyung…”
Uh-oh, is Changmin angry that I hit Jaejoong hyung?
“Changmin ah, I didn’t want to do this either,”
“Manager hyung is right! This puts you off to sleep almost instantly!”
“I really didn’t mean to hit –,”
Er, wait a minute. Did Changmin just ask me about the wonder of this frying pan and not about the least concern for Jaejoong?
Changmin must have been spending too much time with Heechul, thus slowly developing a 4 dimensional mindset.
“Yoochun hyung, lend me this whenever I have trouble getting to sleep,”
Changmin took the frying pan from me and looked at it with great astonishment. Surely he had seen this thing before, right?
“Changmin ah, you may take it if you want,”
I smiled a little, thinking that Changmin was joking.
“Thanks hyung!”
Changmin skipped away and towards the couch.
“I think I’ll try it now!” Changmin exclaimed with glee.
“Aren’t you going to stop him?”
Junsu asked with concern, standing up to my height.
“He’s just going to try out the frying –,”
Oh, he’s going to try out the frying pan and out himself to sleep.
I turned to Changmin in full speed.
“No! Changmin! Stop! Don’t!”
Wait, where is he?
*Bong!*
Too late.
“Yoochun hyung, this thing works 100% fine!”
Isn’t Changmin the owner of that voice?
I turned to the source of the exclamation and saw Changmin kneeling on the bed, beside Theodore. Did I mention that all these while Theodore was asking us for help to push Jaejoong off him? Well, I’m mentioning it now. Besides, he has the same body build as Yunho hyung. Who would believe that he couldn’t push an unconscious being off him?
Back to my point, well, you could have guessed it already. Yes, probably Changmin found Theodore too noisy and decided to send him off to “Lala-land”. Well, good job Changmin! Hyung’s proud of you.
[Ri In’s POV]
Okay, he’s in the toilet for way too long already!
Could it be that he has fainted?
Or maybe he escaped?
Or or or, an algae monster appeared from the toilet bowl and took Yunho away with it.
Wake up Ri In, you’re hallucinating.
Oh well, time to clean the mess I made earlier when I was trying to retrieve the card clean freak placed on the top of the cupboard. You guys probably didn’t know what happened, do you? Well, it all started with clean freak, total negative Jung Yunho.
He thought he was smart by placing the card on top of the cupboard, assuming that there isn’t a chair in the hotel room. So when I finally managed to unroll myself, I climbed onto the chair and tried reaching for the card.
[Flashback]
“Jump, Ri In, jump!”
I stood there on the chair, jumping as high as a premature newborn baby kangaroo could. After jumping about 17 times, I stopped for a while and placed my hands on my waist, trying to catch my breath.
“One last time, Ri In,”
Jump!
I jumped from the chair, and landed on the floor. And no, I didn’t jump off from the chair. I’m not that clumsy anyway. What happened was all the chair’s fault! It broke when I landed on it the 18th time.
“Aish! How can I get the card now?”
I looked around me and stood up, moaning in agony for the pitiful plight my body was in. I opened the bedside table, hoping to find a phonebook. Okay, this time, it’s my fault. Because I didn’t live in a hotel before, I didn’t know how room service worked.
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oh my, i didnt update for such a long time
T.T so sorry people
i couldnt find the time to work on this fanfic
anyway, hope that you guys will continue reading this
and continue commenting
so ill have the inspiration and motivation ^^
oh, and for those who think you're retarded/ dumb,
read the following contents and think again:
so, there i was waiting for my father to fetch me from school
{okay, fine, i was lazy to take public transport}
so he came and from my side view, i saw my classmates walking my direction
well, not to me, but to the gate
so anyway, i wanted to get into the car as fast as possible
and i actually closed the door before i put my right leg in
and so BAM! i hit my leg
since it's a natural human instinct to jump when something like that happens,
i jumped
but then BAM! again
i hit my head T.T
so if you guys dont know who ri in is based upon,
well, now you do