| Fan Fiction |
by angelynnnnn
“Junsu ah! What if Yunho was kidnapped?!”
“Hyung hyung! Pain, pain!”
“Hyung! You’re killing Junsu!”
Both I and Changmin tried to pull Jaejoong away and calm him down. Sheesh, he is very worried about Yunho hyung, isn’t he?
[End of Recap]
“No, seriously! What if Yunho got kidnapped?!”
Jaejoong hyung continued kicking and struggling to loosen Changmin’s grip on him. Ahh, poor dongsaengs.
“You! You and your friend planned this, didn’t you?!”
Jaejoong hyung has officially gone berserk. Hooray. He pounced onto Theodore, who was completely lost in the current situation.
“Yah hyung! Theodore doesn’t know anything about DBSK!”
“Hyung! An innocent life may be lost!”
“Jaejoong hyung! Yunho is going to be fine!”
All of us shouted while trying to pull Jaejoong away from Theodore. I was shouting, Junsu was shouting, Changmin was shouting, Jaejoong was screaming and Theodore was crying for help since Jaejoong hyung is already on top of him, strangling.
Thank goodness there isn’t any reporters tailing our mini van.
*Bong!*
And then it was silence.
We turned our heads slowly to the front and saw Manager hyung holding a pan in his hand.
“Hyung, you…”
“This always worked when I couldn’t sleep,”
Manager hyung flashed us an embarrassed smile.
“Now, carry him back to his seat and take this, just in case he wakes up again,”
Manager hyung handed me the pan and turned to the front to make a phone call.
We reached the hotel and lucky for us, Jaejoong hyung was still asleep. The happiest among us must still be Theodore since he was the first to run out of the mini van.
Since not many, or rather, none of our fans thought we were going to stay in another hotel, most of them probably went there to wait for us so we had no trouble getting in and out of the mini van as freely as we want to.
[Recap]
I have finished bandaging her wound and I pulled the chair closer to the bed.
“Dummy ah, why do I feel sad when you are crying, why do I feel scared when you are left alone, why do I feel worried for you when you are hurt? Please, don’t make me feel anything more for you than is allowed or you’ll be hurt,”
[End of Recap]
I stood up and went back into my own room. Dummy would be fine, she’s only asleep. To not get too close and attached to her, I have to leave as soon as possible. I grabbed a pen from the hand carry and tore off a blank page of the phone book provided in the hotel room. I scribble a few Korean characters on it and walked out of the room with the hand carry. I placed the letter in dummy’s hands and took the elevator.
Wait, I still don’t know her name yet. Maybe I should wait until she wakes up and leave after I know her name? Aish, Jung Yunho! The hot, mesmerizing and hot U-Know Yunho of Dong Bang Shin Ki, leave – this instance!
I emerged from behind the open elevator doors and was greeted by the hotel manager.
“Yunho sir, you’re leaving already?”
I nodded. He took the hand carry of my hands.
“I am guessing you do not want to go back to where you are supposed to be at yet, do you?”
I nodded again as he motioned my out of the hotel.
“Here, take my keys,”
He said as he squeezed a ring of keys into my hands.
“This is my car keys, this is my house keys, this is my office keys,”
He said one by one as he pointed each key out. I nodded once more and took my hand carry. He told me where he parked his car and gave me a slip of paper with his address written on it.
I went into the manager’s car. I drove for a few minutes and was quite a distance away from the hotel. I didn’t want to think about dummy anymore. She’ll only make me want to stay by her side and not leave.
At least I have somewhere to stay for free. Unlike dummy who is staying in a 5-star hotel.
“Aigoo!”
I suddenly remembered that dummy has no money to pay for the hotel fees! I made a quick U-turn back to the hotel. This is the second time I am going back for dummy. I drove back and parked the manager’s car. I went up to her room and was about to open the door when I heard someone mentioning my name.
I knew I didn’t have to hide but for all I know, it could only be a fan of mine. I mean, after meeting me, the incredibly hot, mesmerizing and sexy Yunho, who wouldn’t fall head over heels for me?
On my first instinct, I opened the door quickly and closed it behind me. I only opened the door a little and eavesdropped on what the two were conversing about outside the room.
If they were speaking in Chinese, I wouldn’t have stayed on to listen. But the two of them appeared to be the same maid that has been coming in and out of our rooms and the manager. It seemed like they were Koreans for they were still speaking in that language even though I wasn’t involved in the conversation.
“Mr Mun, have you given your keys to Yunho-sshi?”
“Yes I did, and don’t call me Mr. You make me sound so old,”
The manager lightly slapped the maid on her arm. Okay… this seems odd. This manager is acting as if… he was a gay.
“Hey!”
A pat was felt on my shoulders. My heart almost jumped out of my mouth. I turned to see who was it and it was none other than the dummy herself.
“Shh…”
She cupped her hands over my mouth, preventing me from making any noise. We watched as the manager and the hotel maid disappeared into the corners. She closed the door and pulled me to sit down beside her on the bed. When we were both seated on the bed, she started laughing.
“What? What’s so funny?”
I demanded an answer from her. If she was laughing at me, I might as well drive off and never care about her ever again. But… her laughter was so cute and her smile was so heartwarming. Jung Yunho, focus.
Her laughter faded and she looked at me in a serious manner. It was so serious that you could even say it was started to creep me out.
“Yunho ah,”
This must be the first time she’s saying my name in such a gentle voice. No shouting, no screaming.
“I’m sorry for beating you with the pillows and pouring the water over you. And I’m also sorry for knocking you out and smacking you when you’re asleep,”
“I didn’t know you were sorry for so many things,”
I laughed, trying to lighten up the situation a little.
“Your turn,”
“Bwoh? My turn?”
I stopped laughing and looked at her.
“Yeah, I apologized and now it’s your turn,”
“I did nothing wrong,”
“I have already prepared a script for you. Just read it,”
She handed me a piece of paper and I read it out loud.
“I, Yunho, am sorry to Jang Ri In,”
Oh, so Jang Ri In’s her name. Ri In… Ri In… stored in my head.
“… for leaving her behind yesterday and causing her to cut both her knees. For leaving her alone in the cold night yesterday and she got a high fever as a result. For not explaining myself properly thus having her to run around the whole hotel room like a mad woman. For passing out so easily and making her bored. For making her play with herself and injured her wound again. For –,”
I stopped and looked at the paper. There was a lot more to go.
“Continue,”
She looked at me with that innocent face of hers and asked me to continue reading it.
“No, I’m not going to read all these,”
“Fine, then I shan’t tell you why I was laughing earlier on,”
“Why were you laughing earlier on?”
“Cause I found out about something you didn’t know and I won’t tell you unless you read the whole thing,”
She stuck her tongue out at me and folded her arms.
“What is that thing you found out?”
“I found out why the manager gave you his set of keys,”
She covered her mouth with both her hands and continued.
“Don’t ask me any further,”
This is too easy.
“Why did the manager give me his set of keys?”
“He’s a gay,”