| Fan Fiction |
by angelynnnnn
“Is this your girlfriend?”
“No, it isn’t, you dummy. That’s Jaejoong, someone very important to me. Now give me back my phone,”
I stretched my right hand out. She walked over to me with that evil grin on her face. She walked closer and closer, while I kept backing up. She didn’t stop walking at all, I backed up till I hit the wall of the narrow corridor.
Jaejoong ah, save me!
[End of Recap]
“Stop lying, this is obviously your girlfriend. If not, why would you be so uptight?”
She tip-toed to get up close to my face, still grinning away. She placed both her feet on the ground and continued playing with my phone.
*DING!*
That was the elevator, I turned to my left and saw the elevator door opening, revealing Jaejoong’s sleepy face first. Which means, they are inside that elevator!
Without thinking twice, (not like I had time to think twice), I held onto Ri In’s hand and pulled her into the room forcefully. I stopped when I stepped into safety grounds of the hotel room. But I may have pulled Ri In too hard cause she didn’t seem to stop when I have.
She bumped into me and we both fell onto the ground. The good thing was that I closed the door before I hit the ground. The bad thing was, my back hurts. The worse thing is, Evil Queen Ri In is on top of me and our faces were just a few millimeters apart. The worst thing is, I have this urge to just lean forward and kiss her again.
Okay people, don’t worry about me. I’m a grown man now and I am able to control myself perfectly well. Besides, who would risk their life to kiss an evil queen like her other than someone who lost his mind? I’m not like that taxi driver, pfft.
“Excuse me?”
Evil Queen Ri In stared at me in the eyes. I thought I just saw fire! And smoke, from her nose and ears! Junsu ah, where are you when I need you to aim the soccer ball at people who scares me?
Wait, why is she saying “Excuse me?” for? She’s the one who is on top of me. Ah, I see. Evil Queen Ri In has undoubtedly fallen for my irresistible charm.
And that is 1 point for the hot, mesmerizing and sexy Leader of Dong Bang Shin Ki, U-know Yunho.
“Get off of me,”
I replied coolly. I’ve been told by many that the more I reject them, the more they are attracted to me. Apparently, they were my mother, my sister, Jaejoong’s eight sisters and Jaejoong himself.
“Uh… I’m trying to,”
“What’s so hard about getting off me? My charm?”
I grinned at her playfully while she eyed her shoulders with an annoyed expression clearly written all over her not-so-appealing face.
“Your hand?”
She shot me a “Duh, obviously its not your charm,” look.
“Ah, your standards dropped Jung Yunho,”
I let go of her shoulders while she stood up quickly but I knew she kneed me in the stomach on purpose.
“Aish, babo!”
I held my stomach and rolled on the floor a little while.
“Who’s outside?”
Ri In placed her hand on the doorknob and she was ready to turn it anytime. Okay, it is anytime already. She was just this close to opening the door big enough to reveal a Jung Yunho on the floor.
Ignoring the pain that she left on me earlier on with her injured knee, I stood up and pushed the door close with my left hand, cornering her between the door, the wall and me by placing my right hand on the wall behind her.
[Ri In’s POV]
Okay, so tell me again, why did I warn this freak here that the Manager was a gay? Hmm, I didn’t want him to lose his chastity. Then again, please enlighten me on the hatred and grudge I am holding against him now. You’re right, maybe it’s because he’s always giving me trouble even when I don’t go looking for them.
And now, he’s got me surrounded and cornered with those long hands of his. I looked up to him and he looked down on me. Ugh, wrong structure of sentence. I looked up at him and he looked down to me. Those hazel brown eyes are so alluring that I just want to gauge them out of his eye sockets.
“Stop staring, will you?”
I changed my expression from a O.O to a -_-. He bent down lower, and lower until his face was right in front of mine.
“Just…”
Just… stay still? For your information, I am as still as I can be.
“keep…”
Aish, can’t he just finish his sentence as soon as he entered my life?
“quiet…”
…
That’s all? I thought it would be something cold like “Just keep out of my business,” or something weird like “Just keep still,” which I already am. Or even maybe something romantic like “Just keep out of my mind,”
…
Okay, scratch the last one out. I just sent shivers down my own spine!
“Just keep quiet?”
I asked in a very soft voice. He nodded with a serious look plastered over his face.
“Okay, I will be as quiet as a church mouse,”
I gave him an OK sign and moved his right hand away, tip-toeing my way out of his circle. He stared at me, bewildered with my actions. As soon as I got out from within his circle, he too walked to the bed.
This was my chance.
I ran to the door and open it as quickly as I could and shouted out down the corridor.
“Okay Jung Yunho, I understand, I will try my best to keep quiet!”
I was about to see if anyone jumped out the moment they heard “Jung Yunho”. It would be especially exciting if the manager popped out at this second. But of course, I wasn’t able to see my plan succeed.
Why? All because of Jung Yunho. And yes, I am not ashamed to be pushing all the blame to him.
He had to run to me and cover my mouth, dragging me back into the hotel room. Argh. If I was sure whether or not he had washed his hands thoroughly, I would have bit him. Hmm, wonder if he is a hygiene-freak. Let’s see in…
3…
I took a deep breath.
2…
I place my tongue between my two rows of teeth.
1…
And yes, I splattered saliva all over his palm. My parents in heaven would be so proud of me.
“Aish! How unhygienic can you get?”
“Apparently, a lot more,”
I flashed a victorious smile along with the peace sign. He pushed me away and rushed into the toilet. Freak.
[Jaejoong’s POV]
“Yunho ah, where have you been? We have been so worried about you,”
“Jaejoong ah, sorry to have made you guys worried. But I’m afraid that I can’t go back to your side yet,”
“What do you mean? A fan kidnapped you, didn’t she?”
“Jaejoong ah, live happy,”
“Yunho! Yunho!”
*PIAK*
“Why did you slap me?”
“You’re being such a nuisance,”
“Changmin? What are you doing in my dream?”
“Yah, Jaejoong hyung, wake up,”
I opened my eyes and sure enough, the person who turned my nightmare into a bigger nightmare, Shim Changmin. Exactly how long did I sleep? I didn’t even realise we were in the hotel room already.
“How am I a nuisance?”
“You kept going “Yunho! Yunho!” It was getting on our nerves,” Yoochun stretched his hand out and put on his constipated expression.
“Yah, I dreamt of Yunho,”
“We know,”
Changmin looked at me with a isn’t-it-obvious-enough-? look.
“Jaejoong hyung, you’re being too paranoid. That girl will come back for her friend at least,”
Junsu stated and pointed to Theodore.
“That reminds me, I have unfinished business with this guy,”
I stared at him with an evil smile and walked towards him. Or rather, “pounce” would be a better verb.