| Fan Fiction |
by southkorealove
You probably are what I need to solve my love-problems...but I don't mean that in an advice-giving way. Anyway, about your friend...hah, well he sounds like he's got some good tastes. Couldn't be friends with him though, he'd try to out-bid me on my art shit...and I'd just wind up embarrassing the dude. Well I've gone and typed entirely too much again. You must be good, getting me to talk like this.
Signed,
Another Reader
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Youngbae came into the kitchen to get a snack while Asia was busy responding away on her laptop.
" How'd the model search go ? " he asked her, opening a can of Cola. She looked up at him above the rim of her glasses with a smirk.
" Ever seen America's Next Top Model ? " she asked.
" I've scanned it a couple times " he took a sip from his can. Asia stood up and placed her hand on her hip and snapped in a Z formation.
" Ladies, I am Miss Top and I am fierce " she hissed her s' and gave a strut across the room, whipping around with the most devious facial expression ever. Youngbae burst out in laughter, almost spilling his drink.
" Oh man, that dude is too comical yo...I wish I would've been there " he said. Asia went back to her laptop and continued to type.
" No you don't...cause then you'll be like Seungri...Seunghyun will be hell-bent on tryin to turn you out " she said. Youngbae didn't show it, but he slightly winced at the mention of his name, despite the context it was used in.
" Oh and there was this girl...it was so crazy. She was madd short, but she worked the hell outta that room. I remembered she had the same last name as you, I thought that was dope. " she said.
" She did? What was her name ? " he set his drink on the counter.
" Kim Dong "
" Was she Vietnamese ? " he questioned.
" Whoa, calm down...well she looked like she was, but I don't see any Vietnamese running around with a Korean last name. " Asia didn't take her eyes off the computer screen.
" She didn't drop it... " he whispered in disbelief to himself.
" She didn't drop what ? Youngbae, what is your malfunction right now hun ? " Asia finally looked up, only to see her lover muttering something to himself in Korean. He was trying to shift out the situation out loud, but he didn't want Asia to understand it.
Kim Dong used to be Kim Thi...right before he left Korea, his mother used her as a last attempt to make him stay. They met, and fell in love...and to his mother's liking, he proposed to Kim. They were married at the age of 18. But Youngbae's urge to live in America haunted him each day of their marriage. He ended up leaving one night without warning, and without a proper divorce. Kim Dong was back again, and he felt a stange mixture of worry and excitement.
" Ima slap you in your face if you don't talk in English. " she said.
" Huh ? Oh...I'm sorry babe, its just...I was praying. " he lied.
" In Korean ? Right now ? " she asked in disbelief.
" Its an old prayer my umma used to tell me. " he left the room quickly. Asia shrugged, he must've been working extra hard today and its the lack of sleep talking. There was a knock at the door and Asia looked up at the clock. Who could've been visiting in the evening? She walked to the door and answered it.
" Annyeong haseyo Asia. " JiYong gave a small bow. Asia stepped aside, allowing him to enter.
" Hello " she said as more of a question rather than a reply.
" Oh I'm just, here to see Youngbae that's all " he replied.
" Aw JiYong, your always welcome here ! He's upstairs...in kind of a weird mood though " she said. He nodded and walked upstairs. Asia took her phone out and dialed her friend.
" Yoboseyo ? " he answered sleepily.
" Since when do you sleep at 8 o'clock ? You'd better wake the hell up. " she sassed.
" Well, I've got this new modern dining room set...and I've been setting it up all day. " Seungri's eyes adjusted to the darkness in his apartment. He realized he had fallen asleep on the couch.
" What do you need...with a new dining room set?? " she scolded.
" It has a Warhol theme, come on...you know I can't deny that ! " he said in defense. Seungri stood up and switched the lights on, staring admiringly at his new dining room.
" Your such a nerd...dude I miss you ! " she said.
" Your stupid talent show screwed over our buddy schedule. " he said, running his fingers over the multi-colored mural on his table-top.
" I know...but you should come to the show though... " she suggested.
" Asia... " he started.
" Seungri... " she mocked.
" Fine. But save me a seat as far away from Seunghyun as possible. " he gave in.
" Actually...I think the diva has found himself a love-interest that is actually tangible " she said.
" Oh really ? Anybody we know ? " he asked.
" You familiar with Daesung ? "
" DUDE FROM STARBUCKS ?! NAH UH ! HE GETS BOOTYHOLE ACTION?! OH SHITTT ! " Seungri yelled in shock and started laughing. His insane reaction caused Asia to start laughing too.
" Wow, someone's a gigglebox " someone said behind her. Seungri's laughter subsided almost immediately.
" Is that JiYong ? " he asked.
" Oh, I didn't even hear you man...yeah its just-- "
" Seunghyun, I know. He makes a lot of girls giddy like that sometimes. " JiYong said with a smirk as he crossed his arms and leaned against the doorframe.
" HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO HOME ! " Seungri yelled into the phone, hoping Asia's volume was loud enough so he could be heard.
" What're you gonna do about it ? " JiYong raised his voice so Asia's phone could catch his remark.
" QUIT TRYIN TO START SHIT JIYONG...I KNOW THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE OVER THERE ! " Seungri yelled.
" Look, Seungri I'm gonna go now, I don't want you two arguing. Love you, bye. " she hung up and tossed her phone on the counter. Heaving a sigh she brushed past JiYong and up the stairs to her room.