| Fan Fiction |
by keerain
Koko and Youngbae..
They’re…
They’re…… completely….
Oh my god.
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Kokoro's POV
“HALT!!!”
Youngbae and I looked at the door and boss' sudden outburst. The three of us stared at each other for quite some time.
Drat! He found out!
“You.... Koko...” Boss stuttered, pointing at both of us. I looked at Youngbae and shrugged. Youngbae stared at boss and snapped his fingers.
“Boss, you okay?” he asked and went forward but boss just stumbled back like he seen a ghost or something, his face was pale. I rolled my eyes before walking to him.
“Oi, are you okay?” I asked rudely. I mean, you're suppose to answer the first time, right?
“You guys weren't doing it?” he asked in a quivering voice. Doing what?
“Doing what?” Youngbae asked. I shrugged.
“Doing 'it' “ replied boss.
DOING IT?!
Is the guy insane?! I looked at Youngbae and clearly, he was shocked as I was.
“WHAT?!” I screamed in his face. “What makes you think that?!”
“Well, I heard thumping noises....” he started.
“I was teaching Koko how to knead dough the right way,” Youngbae explained calmly.
“And I heard you say faster, faster” he continued.
“The dough will become tasteless if she goes any slower”
“What about faster if gets hotter?!” Seunghyun pervert boomed.
“The air-conditioner's off so the dough can rise,” I told him, staring at Youngbae.
“What about you moaning?!” He seemed to have lost it =__=”
“She didn't moan, dear boss. She gave a yelp because her fingernail broke.” Youngbae was talking to him, like explaining to a child.
Then as if on cue, or maybe it was the heat. Boss seemed to lost it and fainted.
=___________=”
what is up with fainting thesedays?
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“Koko, are you done with that portion?!”
I snapped back to reality and shook my head at yesterday's remainder. HAISH, really, what is the world coming to?!
Today, early in the bloody morning, Seungri bastard dragged me to a place FILLED with washing machines! And everywhere I see, there's just clothes going round in circles, circles, circles....
Ah, the thought of it still makes me dizzy.
“Dear princess, are you done?” Seungri's voice was near my ear and I turned.
“Ah yeah.” I waited for the machine to stop and sat down. Seungri stared at the transparent window and squinted.
“Why is the water pink?” He asked. I shrugged. Isn't it suppose to be that way?
“I don't know. Isn't it natural?” I took my purse and began powdering my nose.
“Nothing's natural when water turns pink, princess,” he reprimanded and sat down. “Did you divide the clothes accordingly?” he asked me. I stopped powdering.
“You never told me to divide them accordingly, Seungri.” As soon the answer escaped my lips, he began squinting suspiciously.
-Flashback-
“Wools go in hot water. White stuffs don't mix with other colors,” he instructed while I was hearing my iPod. I bobbed my head to a song and he went for the doors.
“I'll be back with breakfast.”
-end of flashback-
“Oh yeah, you did!” I said brightly, clapping my hands.
“DON'T CLAP, YOU FOOL!” he slapped the back of my head and anxiously waited for the machine to stop. Once it did, he pulled all of the clothes.
It contained two shrunk pink boxers, Seungri's pink school uniform, my pink French Connections top and a pair of bras.
“MY UNIFORM!!” Seungri wailed, causing the grannies to look at us. The grannies began whispering rapidly. Gossiping, I'm sure. I wonder about what.
I looked at Seungri and noticed he was clutching my bra in his other hand.
The grannies chattered viciously, shaking their heads.
Oh. That answers it.
“Seungri! You'll attract the other customers!” I whispered sharply and grabbed my bra from his hand. “Let' s hurry out and go to work!”
“But my uniform!” he insisted, staring at me. Pfah! What! Surely, he’s not implying it’s MY fault?!
“I'll buy you a brand new one!” I yanked his arms and filled our baskets. “Now let's scram!”
We went for the door and a guy with black shades chuckled at Seungri's pink boxers.
“What, you want them?” I asked him heatedly. He looked taken aback. “Keep it, your thing is as small as an apple, it'll fit!”
And with that, I threw one pink boxer in his face and slammed the door shut with my foot.
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Seunghyun’s POV
“Heeyoung, stop staring at the door, Seungri’s going to come to work soon.” She snapped her attention from the door and looked down.
Heeyoung is my second cousin to my mom’s first cousin who was the third child from her second cousin. Everybody knows she’s besotted with Seungri and seeing him with Koko must be…. Aahah, I don’t know. She must want to kill her (X
Youngbae walked through the front door and I frowned. He was smirking like a damn idiot. “Hey boss,” he waved his hands and covered his mouth, laughing.
“What’s so funny?” Daesung, who was wiping the table asked.
“Oh, you know, yesterday when I was teaching Koko to bake, he thought we were doi—”
“Oh gee, look at the time. Chop, chop! We need foods around here!!” I can’t believe he was about to rat me out =__=” My hands were getting a bit sweaty as I covered Youngabe’s mouth.
“Boss, didn’t you just went to the toilet?” Jiyong popped out of nowhere. Youngbae immediately pushed me and wiped his mouth.
“EW! You didn’t wash your hands!! You never do!!” Youngbae was screaming like mad. OHO OHO X3 serves your right!
Princess Consueala Banana Hammock began squirming in my pocket and I took her out. Awww, isn’t she the cutest thing! My beloved hamster!
Two minutes later, Seungri walked in, waving a pink uniform inhis hands. Koko hopped in behind him, eating some waffles.
“Newest fashion?” Daesung wrinkled his brows, staring at Seungri’s uniform.
“SHUT. UP.” He snapped. Jiyong stared at him.
“SHUT. UP” he said again, slamming his things in a table.
“I didn’t say anything!” wailed Jiyong and shrugged, he went to the counter and I caught a glimpse of Koko, grinning at me.
=__=” want to rub in it my face, don’t you?
“Youngbae, it still hurts,” she whined, trying to hold in her laughter. The others looked at her. Youngbae caught the hint and stared at me. Hmph! I sipped my hot chocolate and continued reading the newspaper.
“Don’t worry, it’ll pass.” Youngbae assured her. “Yesterday WAS the FIRST TIME” I know he’s staring at me so I don’t look up. Instead, I just shrug and flipped a page.
“What are you guys talking about?” Jiyong asked, sitting down. “Yeah, we don’t get the joke,” Daesung chirped in.
“Oh nothing,” she replied, her gaze in me, I’m sure. “Just a little something we were doing yesterday. IN THE KITCHEN.”
Enough!
“You, pet. Come here.” I stood up and crooked my finger at Koko’s direction. She smiled and walked towards me. “yes?”
“We’re promoting a special today, you’ll be working extra.” HEH. See how you’ll like that! She shrugged and looked at Seungri.
“The shops don’t close until night time, right?” she asked him who just nodded. “Okay, then.”
“Wait, what did you guys have in plan today?” Heeyoung asked, squinting her eyes suspiciously at Koko.
“Tell her, Seungri.” HA! Koko’s enjoying this. Seungri looked up from his account book and looked at me.
“We’re going shopping today.” He told me. “So can we go a bit early?”
Heeyoung slumped in relief. I grinned. “Sorry, pet. You’ll be staying with me till midnight.”
“WHAT, WHY?!!” She screamed in my ear. She sighed and turned her back on me as I sipped my hot chocolate.
“Too bad then, we’re shopping for my undergarments.”
I spluttered hot chocolated in the air and thumped my chest as the hot liquid went down mythroat a little too fast. UNDERGARMENTS?!! Heeyoung looked ready to kill her, clutching a fork in her hand. =__=: all of our forks are in the kitchen, hwy is there one in her hand?
ANYWAY! UNDERGARMENTS?! Panties and bras and all those transparent nightgowns…..
“Boss, you’re drooling,” Jiyong pointed out, chuckling. Huh? What? I shook my head and my hand flew to my mouth.
“AM NOT!” but there’s something on the corner of my lips =__=” I know what it is! hot chocolate. Uh-huh, that’s what it is!
“It’s hot chocolate, you idiot!” I proudly shoved my hand forward but quickly took it back.
Okay. NOT hot chocolate.
“So can we go?” Koko asked sweetly, twirling in front of me. I looked at Seungri. Lucky bastard! She’s for sure going to model in front of him, asking does it look good or not, and maybe there’s something nice and say, transparent….
“Okay, you can go” I hear myself. “But!”
“Why must there always be a but?” she whined and looked at the others. “But what?”
OHOHOH~ X3
“But I’m going with you. “
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Koko’s POV
“But I’m going with you. “
I rolled my eyes at him.
I knew it. I KNEW IT.
For sure this bastard isn’t going to let me go easily. Damn you dishwasher! Damn you washing machine!!
-Flashback-
“Come on, come on!”
“What are you doing?”
I looked up to see Seungri looking at me with a puzzled expression. “Your stupid washing machine is too small, it’s slow too!” I stomped in annoyance. “Where do you buy all these cheap stuff?!”
Seungri sighed. “Wait, what washing machine? There’s no washing machine in the kitchen, you dimwit.”
There…… isn’t? ==_
“Then what’s that?” I pointed to my washing machine near the sink. Where I was washing my undergarments.
“That’s the dishwasher,” Seungri squinted his eyes. “Why? What’d you do with it?”
Uh-oh, I’m in trouble now.
“We’re not suppose to put anything else beside dishes in there?” I squeaked. He nodded slowly. “Not even the teeniest clothes?”
“Maybe. Why?” Oh, Seungri was looking very serious now. “What did you put in there?” he walked towards me, squinting and looking very dangerous.
“Oh nothing~” I waved him off casually. “Juts some clothes~”
“WHAT?!” he went for the damn thing and started pulling the handle but it won’t budge. He tried again. “Damn you, open!!!”
It did open.
Not only it did that, the goddman dishwasher also gave out smoke, sizzling like hell, and all my undergarments went flying through the room. My favorite strawberry panty flew and landed on Seungri’s head.
Woops.
“KOKO!!” he bellowed but I was faster. Hah like duh. I was already in the living room, getting ready to bolt in his, I mean, my room and locked myself in.
-end of flashback.-
“Our dishwasher died and it dragged all of Koko’s undergarments to hell.” I heard Seungri telling the others.
“How did all of her undergarments get there in the first place?” Daesung asked. Everyone, including boss was staring at him like he just lost his mind.
“Okay, stupid question. Duh.”
AH! What the hell was that suppose to mean?! I gave my hair a little toss and walked towards Heeyoung.
“Seungri, you’re going to tell me whether it’s nice or not, riiiight?” She stabbed the fork on the counter which made me jump.
She’s so obvious XD
“I think I should go along too!” she declared like it’s her birthday. I stared at her.
“No need to thank me, I’ll be sure to tell you my opinion.
THANK YOU?!
“Um, excuse me, you’re not invited.” I tapped her shoulder. “Besides, Seungri’ll be uncomfortable with you around.”
“Why.is.that?!” Amazing, she just talked through her teeth. She was clenching her teeth so tightly, her lips barely moved.
“Because then Seungri can’t give his true opinion.” HAHA HAHA! She’s such a nice target.
“I mean, it’s not like he never seen me naked before.”
Everyone went dead silent. Okay, maybe that was pushing it =_=” Then suddenly, in slow motion, I can see the pen flying towards me, I see the others looking a bit dumb, I see Heeyoung’s mouth open and then slowly close back.
Then everything went at a fast rate. The damn pen hit me in the forehead and here I am, rubbing it like an idiot cause it damn well hurts.
“OWW!” My voice rang out.
“Don’t say things that makes people misunderstand, you idiot!” Seungri hollered at me. I had to get protection. I looked to my right and saw a wall. I looked to my left and saw boss.
Boss? Wall?
Wall.
Okay no, boss. Uh-huh, living breathing male.
“Owww!” I whined in my most whineable voice. Boss looked at me and I grabbed his sleeve. I gave him my puppy eyes and whined some more.
“Can you throw it back?” I asked, Hold still, dignity. Don’t leave me yet!
“Why c-can’t you throw it back yours-self?” My god, boss was actually stuttering X) OHO, easier than I thought.
“I’ll break another nail~” I whined some more.
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Seunghyun’s POV
SHE IS TOO CUTE!!
Her puppy eyes and her whining! Reminds me of my old dog! Who sadly died last year. Koko made another whining sound. I took the pen in my hands. As I lift it, I can see her beaming brighter than ever.
“fetch!” the pen went flying over her head.
. . . . . Woops.
Bad move. Bad move >,<
Koko stood up, her face red with fury. She raised her legs, revealing some deadly toned thighs [she’s wearing a miniskirt, you see] and ooh X3, she’s wearing striped panties.
Bad time to be horny, Seunghyun! Snap out of it and RUN!
Uh-uh, shoulda listen to myself.
Cause Koko, yeah, that girl can kick balls. =____=
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I wonder if my balls are still intact? -…….-
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[a/n] I’ll try and write some ‘scenes’ [ if you get my drift X3] I think I’ll fast forward and skip some days cause you get how Koko works now.
Heeyoung Is… okay, a Heeyoung chap next or the chap after, FYI. Comments are loved <333333 they’re cupid in disguise X333 and I don’t think there’s a word like ‘whineable’ XD