| Fan Fiction |
by hunnie<3
When he got to Wang Zi’s room… which was like 20 seconds later… he banged on the door like this *BOOM – BOOM – BOOM*
Wang Zi slowly got up and opened the door… when he opened the door… he screamed at Ah Wei and said, “WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO… BREAK MY DOOR?”…
Ah Wei looked at him and was like O.o… it seemed like he was about to say something when…
Ah Ben walked in and said to Wang Zi, ”Your finally up?... I was shaking you… and you never woke up… then when ah wei started banging on the door you woke up… YOU WASTED MY STRENGTH”…
Wang Zi looked at him…. And gave a fake smile… and turned away… then…. He started to laugh crazily …. And then Ah Wei started laughing to and then… Ah Ben looked at them… and then… he randomly had a pot in his left hand and a pan in his right… then he lifted it up… and hit them XD…. O.o…. they fell unconscious…. Literally….
Ah Ben looked at them… checked if they were bleeding… and he saw nothing… he just saw a start of a bump.. than he remembered that it was their prom… therefore he ran to the kitchen and started to boil eggs… to roll them on their bumps. … the 2 boys were still unconscious while ah ben decreased their bumps…. Eventually the bumps were gone… …
Ah Ben couldn’t stand it any more… it was too quiet… you see.. he was a tad bit on the loud side…. Okay.. maybe not… he could not stand the quietness… soo he took one of those megaphones (you know the thing where you speak into and it goes louder… not a mic with an amp… but it’s just this one thing.. I hope you know what it means) and started screaming
“FIRE FIRE… WAKE UP… FIRE!”
Right away… Ah Wei woke up… and he started shaking Wang Zi…
Wang Zi stirred a bit and asked, “Whats happening.. a fire?... if not don’t wake me up…”
“FIRE FIRE… WAKE UP… FIRE!” … yelled Ah Ben… “ FIRE AHHHHH!!” screamed Ah Wei… and he started doing his breakdance moves…around Wang Zi…
Wang Zi got up… rubbed his eyes… checked the mirror… fixed his hair… then he gave a cold glare at Ah Ben and Ah Wei… then… he looked away…
*5 minutes of PURE SILENCE*
All of a sudden… you hear… “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”… guess who it came from
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You are right..Ah Ben…. Haha.. I told you he can’t stand the quietness
He started a conversation with ah Wei….
“so ah wei… whos at home?”
Ah Wei said, “well mom and dad left for a world tour… so nobody…!”
Ah Ben asked,” what about the foster child your taking care of..?”
“You mean Ya Tou?!,” asked ah Wei…
Ah ben nods
Ah Wei replies, “well she left early this morning.. to go to a friends house or something…… I heard she and her friends don’t have dates like us… can we…”
He get’s cut off right there as Wang Zi gave him the death glare and said…”never”
“WHYYYYYYYY?” whined Ah Wei
Wang zi replied with another death glare…. Instantaneously, Ah Wei shut up…
Ah Ben was watching the whole time and he wasn’t surprised what Wang Zi did… he was thinking “if only he smiled more… oh well better break the silence”
“OKAY” Ah Ben screamed. “so.. Ah Wei are you staying here?”
“I think so… I don’t think Ya Tou will be home… so I don’t have to be home… OKAY I AM STAYING” he said.
“okay boys do what every you want and go to bed at 11 you don’t want to be late for your prom… “ said Ah Ben…
Then they all did their geeky boy stuff… go on the comp… play computer games….watch tv…. No… they did not read… anywhoo… they slept….
THE NEXT DAY
At 10 o’clock in the morning all we hear is…
“WAKE UP” Ah Ben started screaming again… this time he was whacking a pot with a wooden spoon.
Ah Wei got up immediately and tried to wake wang zi up… he didn’t move
“AHH IS HE DEAD” screamed ah wei…
Ah Ben replied, “NO… he’s always been like this since a few years ago….”
“OH!!!!... okay” Ah Wei said…
So they attempted to wake wang zi up… with methods like the following :
-taking his blanket off
- pulling wang zi off his bed
- pouring cold water on him
- stripping his clothes (they put it on after)
- and much much more
After like what seemed like an hour (but actually 10 minutes) of waking wang zi up, he got up… not due to their methods… but due to his hunger…
… that went away quickly as after he brushed his teeth changed, showered, etc. he got up and ate a nice breakfast.. no more like lunch… well lets just say a brunch… and then him and ah wei watched tv… until
“WANG ZI and AH WEI… what on earth are you doing.. just sitting here… quick up and put on your tuxedos and go to your PROM!!!” … said nobody other than Wang Zi’s older brother… AH BEN….
They both groaned and went up to change into their tuxedos and came down…
Wang Zi was wearing a white pleated shirt with a plain black tie… with an off white jacket and a pair of white pleats…and a pair of black dress shoes
And
Ah Wei was wearing a black suit (jacket,shirt,pants) with a shinyish white bow tie loosely around his neck. And a pair of black dress shoes
Since Ah Ben graduated like… 2 years ago.. he helped with their suits… well not really.. it was kind of easier versus the girls…
They were all ready to go… they didn’t have a check list… but they didn’t have any dates cause Wang Zi didn’t want any… but… what is a prom without a date?...
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preview to chapter 3:
ahhhhh.... YA TOU WHERE ARE YOU... (dun dun dun...)
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signing out
4 June 08
hunnie<3