Fan Fiction |
by Jenny Tran
Maniac: “Hello, hello everyone! Thank you for tuning into station 268.8FM tonight. You are all in for a treat because we have some very special guests with us tonight. We have some members of the famous P.R.A.!!! These secret agents have been working under the dark to protect us from harm. For their protection, they will use their secret code names and security is surrounding the station so that no one can see them eventhough you might have a glimpse here and there from newspaper articles. Although I don’t see why they might need security since they kick butt everyday! Also, I heard rumors that they are all very beautiful and handsome individuals too, but I’ll be the judge of that. Ok, without further a do... let's begin the interview!”
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SCORPIO
Maniac: “First of all, thank you Scorpio for coming. I heard that you are no longer with the team. Why is that? Won't you feel like you lost a bit of yourself being that you are one of the originals chosen for this special team?”
Scorpio: “Of course I feel like a part of me is missing. I have been with the team for almost 8 years now. They are my second family. But if I had to go against my own morals and belief, I would much rather lose this part of me. I feel it is in the team’s best interest that I leave. It’s hard working with a person that you hate, wouldn’t you agree?”
Maniac: Taps chin “Hmm…I noticed that you singled out a ‘person’. So who is it that you hate so much that you would leave the team? Is it Gemini? I hear that you two hated each other at one time and both wanted to kill the other.”
Scorpio: Smiles “What’s in the past stays in the past. The most important thing is that we’re over it and have become friends through her return. Sorry, I cannot tell you who the person is, although nice catch.”
Maniac: “Ok, what about romance? Surely a girl as pretty as you must have guys trailing behind you like bee chasing after honey!”
Scorpio: Laughs “Not that I’ve noticed. But let’s just say I have had my fair share of stalkers, obsessed men and not to mention the incurable bad boy.”
Maniac: “I heard the team’s trainer is getting married later this month. Can you reveal to us what the team will present as the wedding gift?”
Scorpio: “If I reveal it on air, it won’t be a surprise anymore.”
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PISCES
Maniac: “Oh my God! Here she is!! PISCES!! I am your biggest fan! Can I please have a hug? And an autograph?”
Pisces: “Okay! Why not, Taurus never said anything about hugging girls!” hugs Maniac but she does not want to let go “Uh…too long.” Maniac lets go embarrassingly.
Maniac: “COOOOOOOOOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH! You have absolutely NO idea what a big fan base you have in Hong Kong!!! Anyways, I am sure many people like myself want to know more about your love life. So is it true that you and Taurus are married? What do you find in Taurus that's so attractive that you even gave up on Dr. Chan?”
Pisces: “Wow, you are my biggest fan if you know about Ethan.” Laughs “Yes, Taurus and I are married and have a two year old daughter together. He is very different from the other men, not that Ethan wasn’t unique. But Taurus…he’s almost indescribable the way he makes me feel, the way I can be so comfortable around him and his dedication to our daughter is enough to make me fall in love with him all over again.”
Maniac: Sighs dreamily “You are so lucky.”
Pisces: Smiles and nods “I know. So, anything else you want to know?”
Maniac: “You bet, Pisces! How was your family vacation? Anything interesting to tell? Did you go skydiving? Can you teach me how to do some Charlie Angels’ moves later?”
Pisces: Gloating “Personally, I think that movie copied OUR moves.” Cracks up with laughter “But sure, I’d be glad to show you…you…you’re not afraid of heights are you?” Maniac shakes head vehemently “Sorry, I am.” Grins sweetly.
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VIRGO
Maniac: “And next we have the cutest guy in the team. Ladies, the rumors are true, I can confirm that he does have dimples! And in the right places I might add.” winks “I heard about the divorce between you and your wife. I am sorry it didn't work out. My question for you is after this, what do you look for in your next girl?”
Virgo: Grins at the attention “Hmm, depends, are you busy Saturday?” flirts openly.
Maniac: Blushes “I’m sure you say that to all the girls.”
Virgo: “Of course not! Only to the cute girls. But let’s get back to the question. What do I look for in a girl? Hmm, someone that treats me with respect and loves me wholeheartedly. Someone who I can love back with the same passion, where I can look into her eyes and just know that she’s the one I want to spend the rest of my life with.” Smiles, happy with his answer and waits for Maniac “Miss Maniac?”
Maniac: Breaks away from daze “Oh, I’m so sorry…I just got lost in your eyes.” Fans herself “My next question is after being in PRA for so long, what did you get out of it? Other than the long lasting friendships, of course. What are your gains and losses?”
Virgo: “Boy you ask tough questions. I have to say Mia because she’d kill me if I didn’t say this…Long live the Dorks.” Maniac looks at Virgo strangely “Don’t ask. But like you said friendships, that’s definitely a gain. My loss…” turns solemn “A girl that I loved with all my heart, witnessing her leave me forever.” Sighs sadly.
Maniac: “Was that Cancer that you are talking about?” Virgo nods “I’m sorry to bring up your sad memories.”
Virgo: “I’m okay.” Lips trembling “Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.” Sprints out of the room.
Maniac: “Eh…okay…well that was Virgo.”
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ARIES & SAGITTARIUS
Maniac: “Next, we have the two youngest members of the team but that does not make them any less significant. I hope you don’t mind me interviewing you both at the same time…” pauses when Virgo walks back into the recording room “I’m sorry Virgo, I thought we were done?”
Virgo: Pouts “Is that how soon you forget me?” Maniac blushes again “I’m teasing. Actually, I believe Aries and Sagittarius is more comfortable with me in the room.”
Aries: Rolls eyes “Or so he thinks.” Pointing thumb at Virgo.
Sagittarius: Laughs “Yes, we like to humor him.”
Virgo: “Ahem!” glares at the two stifling a laugh “I think what these two children are saying is that we’re like the three musketeers. We’ve been through thick and thin together and are inseparable.”
Maniac: “Okay, I see, so you three like to stick together. How does it feel to have an older brother suddenly Aries and Sagittarius?”
Aries: Quickly says “No fun!”
Sagittarius: “Like a monster breathing down your neck.” Sighs tiredly.
Virgo: Looks hurt “Well! If I was never insulted, now I am officially.” Gets up haughtily.
Aries: Laughs and pulls Virgo back on the seat “Shut up! You know we love you.”
Sagittarius: Chimes in “Yes!”
Virgo: “That’s more like it.” Sits down happily.
Aries: Looks more serious “Virgo is like the big brother I never had. I grew up with only a father, so it’s a different feeling of joy that I get when I see him. Or when he picks a fight with guys that try to pick me up at bars…it’s hilarious! There was this one time-”
Sagittarius: “I wanna tell the story!” cuts in.
Virgo: “Now Sagittarius, Aries was starting the story…it’s rude to butt in. Remember what we talked about?” turns to Maniac “See, this is my job. I am the mediator, without me, these two would be at each other’s throats every day.” Shakes his head “Kids nowadays.” Sighs.
Maniac: “I see…eh…we don’t have time for a story Aries, but can I ask one more question? I see that you are very close to these two handsome gents. Are there any chances for you to hook up with one of them?”
Aries: Turns to the other two smiling hyenas “No.” she shakes her head at Maniac “They are too close. I know them too well…the bad and the ugly.” Winks while Maniac laughs.
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TAURUS
Maniac: “I just spoke to your wife earlier in the interview, I am such a big fan of hers! Anyways, I heard that you used to be cold and evil. Suddenly you became so forgiving. Where would you be now if Pisces didn't choose to be with you a few years back? Can you imagine?”
Taurus: Lights a cigarette and puffs out the fumes “It seems like years ago when I first met my lovely little ‘Fish’…”
Maniac: “I’m sorry to interrupt, but there’s no smoking in the studio.”
Taurus: Points cigarette dangerously at Maniac “I could buy this stinking place if I wanted so I damn well can smoke if I want to!”
Maniac: Widens eyes fearfully “I…I’m…so…sorry-” Taurus starts laughing and kills the cigarette butt in his cup of water.
Taurus: “I’m only kidding. You see Maniac, if it was years ago, I would have reacted like that. But this Taurus is a changed man, I’m much more mellow. You can thank Pisces for that.” Maniac calms down and smiles, looking more relieved “To answer your question, if Pisces didn’t come into my life, I would most likely be serving 30 years in prison for a white collar crime or possibly murder of random people that treated me bad. I use to hold a grudge like no other but today, I’m better than that. Nothing bothers me.”
Maniac: Nods “Even if Pisces is still seeing Dr. Chan?”
Taurus: Face drops “What? She still sees him? Damn! I’m gonna kill him with my own bare hands!! What the hell is wrong with this guy? She’s married! Jesus, if—”
Maniac: Grunts “Damn, you’re sexy!” she covers her mouth and turns to her director and gives an apology sign “No? I can’t say damn? It’s a bad word? Okay.” Gives thumbs up sign “Sorry Taurus, but you must contain your bad self from cursing. This is a family station, we have a ten second delay…. Anyways, other than Pisces, who is the most important to you in this world?”
Taurus: “Why my daughter of course.” Smiles perfectly.
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GEMINI
Maniac: “And finally, the newly appointed Captain of the P.R.A., Gemini. To be the Captain, you probably have something everyone else in the team doesn't have. What do you think it is?”
Gemini: “Balls.” Says wryly.
Maniac: Laughs nervously “How does it feel to be the first female Captain ever in the history of the team?”
Gemini: “Girls rock.”
Maniac: “Totally agree!” Gemini gives no emotion “I am curious, it is reported that you killed your own sister and brother. How do you feel about that?”
Gemini: “No comment.” Says coolly.
Maniac: “O…Ok..ay…I am pretty sure the audience is wondering what's inside Gemini. You always seem to have two sides?”
Gemini: “I do have two sides.” Smiles crookedly.
Maniac: Smiles nervously “You…you’re not going to kill me are you?”
Gemini: Laughs merrily. Maniac laughs too and Gemini suddenly stops “What’s so funny?”
Maniac: “I…I was just…eh…”
Gemini: Smiles “I’m just playing with you. I like you, kid. Tell me, where did the name Maniac come from? Its very different.”
Maniac: “Well, it’s a bit embarrassing. It’s a nickname a couple of my friends gave me because I get obsessed over certain things or people that I become sometimes like a … maniac… ever heard of Mel Gor?” Gemini arch brows “It’s stupid, anyways, let’s get back to you… Due to your violent history with the team, many people will be suspicious as to why you are willing to come back and work with them. So, why did you come back?”
Gemini: “Naturally, I had to. If not, how will I plan to destroy the team once and for all?”
Maniac: Dumfounded “Oh…eh…wow…”
Gemini: Laughs “This is too easy.”
Maniac: Sigh of relief “Thank God! I thought you were serious.”
Gemini: “I could be.” Smiles crookedly “But to answer your question, I came back because I knew I belonged there. And they took me back despite the fact that I tried to kill them all, that my friend is loyalty.”