| Fan Fiction |
by juicyy
The entire family, except Michelle and Ron of course, were gathered around the coffee table in the living room talking about the three weddings that was about to take place.
�Well Jess, we said we trusted you to plan our weddings and I guess we were right, I love that idea,� Vicki sniffled, wiping away a tear of joy.
Alec smiled and pulled out a tissue and began dabbing Vicki�s face, absorbing her tears.
�Ya, it�s completely up to you because all I need is this guy right here,� Niki said, pinching Kevin�s chin and hooking her arm around his.
�Wow, that�s the sweetest thing you said to me,� Kevin teased, poking Niki on the cheek.
�By the way Louis, how did you know to arrange the ceremony at the Terrace?� Rebecca asked, looking very pleased.
�Actually, I read about how people loved to have wedding ceremonies in the Conservatory Garden, so that was my original idea. But then I saw how Jessica was ogling with the Fountain as we passed 72nd Street on the way here, I figured I might as well give it a shot by booking it,� Louis said, taking a sip of his coffee afterwards.
�But isn�t it hard to book?� Niki asked curiously.
�I got lucky because someone cancelled,� Louis answered with a huge grin.
�So let�s discuss the financial aspect,� Paul said bluntly, �so who�s paying for what? I know my princesses has to have the best of everything.�
�Paul, don�t ruin the pleasant atmosphere here,� Rebecca warned, playfully punching him the arm, �And Bobby, where�s Michelle? How come you guys didn�t come home together?�
�Oh she met up with some old friends. She�ll be home soon,� Bobby replied, his eyes sparkling with excitement.
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�Oh god, I�m not ready for this. Maybe I can send your parents a letter telling them we�re together?� Ron stammered nervously once they got off the cab.
�Relax, if Louis, Alec, and Kevin can handle it, so can you. You�re the manliest one out of them all,� Michelle coaxed, fixing the collar on Ron�s Polo, �And you wore pink! My mom will love you.�
�Yes, I am the manliest one in pink,� Ron said sarcastically while rolling his eyes. He swallowed hard as Michelle turned the delicate golden doorknob to her home.
Ron froze at his spot on the porch as his nerves took over while his fianc� entered the house.
�Wow, the whole family is here,� Michelle said cheerfully as she looked around the living room to find every single person present. She hid her left hand in the pocket of her jeans, since she knew her sisters would make a big deal once they saw the ring.
Michelle�s eyes narrowed into slits as soon as her vision fell upon her uncle, who shrugged like he was completely innocent and knew nothing about Ron�s proposal. HA!
�What took you so long?� Bobby asked, looking happy as a clam, �I thought you guys would be home already.�
�You guys?� Paul asked, raising a curious eyebrow.
�Ummm�Daddy, mommy. I want you guys to meet someone.� Michelle grinned then turned around and signaled for Ron to come in.
He stood dead in the same spot not being able to move a single muscle. She had to literally grab his hand and lead him into the house like he was a lost child.
�Mom, dad, this is Ron Ng�my fianc�,� Michelle said happily, pushing Ron in front of her dad. Every jaw in the room dropped, except for Bobby�s, once they heard Michelle�s announcement.
Immediately, Ron could sense the tension in the room, especially from Paul. Even on a wheelchair he looked like he can beat the crap out of someone.
�Oh my god! You proposed!� Michelle�s three sisters yelled in unison, breaking the brief silence.
�I can�t believe you had the balls to do that!� Louis said in disbelief, shaking his head slowly from side to side.
Niki quickly grabbed Michelle�s hand and examined the ring on her finger, �What the heck, is that bigger than mine?� She shot Kevin an I-cant-believe-you�re-so-cheap look.
�They�re the same size, honey,� Kevin exhaled dully. He was now an expert at handling Niki�s not-so-rare moments of overreaction.
Michelle placed both hands on Paul�s shoulders and introduced, �Ron this is Paul, my dad.� Michelle beamed, flashing her signature 1000 watt smile.
Ron took a deep breath and held out his hand, �Hello Uncle Paul. It�s a pleasure to meet you��
�Nice to meet you too, son. Welcome to the family,� Paul replied happily as he grabbed Ron�s hand with both of his, shaking it vigorously.
Louis, Alec, and Kevin, stared in awe as they watched Paul show Ron his sign of approval.
�What the hell! How come the old man didn�t give him a hard time!?� Louis whispered bitterly so only Kevin and Alec could hear, �he�s actually acting�human!�
�And this is my mom, Rebecca,� Michelle exclaimed, linking arms with her mother.
�Wow, Mrs. Au. I can see where Michelle gets her good looks,� Ron said with sincerity, shaking hands with Rebecca.
�I like him.� She smiled and nodded approvingly, �And you�re quit the looker, Ron. I love your shirt.�
Michelle smiled and mouthed the words, �I told you so,� to her fianc�.
Kevin pretended to gag, shoving his finger down his throat. �Can you believe he�s wearing a pink shirt?�
�That is so unfair! How come the old man likes him and not us?� Alec scorned as he looked at Paul who was smiling fondly at Ron.
�Oh god, you guys are such women,� Bobby whispered, shaking his head at the immature boys.
Niki clapped her hands together and acclaimed, �OH MY GOSH! It�s gonna be a quadruple wedding!� She quickly grabbed her newly engaged sister and pulled her into a big, tight hug. Michelle didn�t know why but she started sobbing uncontrollably on Niki�s shoulders.
�Aww, baby,� Vicki and Jessica said in harmony, getting up from their seat and joining Niki and Michelle to make a four way hug. Suddenly they all started sniffing then finally began bawling their eyes out.
Rebecca couldn�t hold back her tears and starting joining the circle of sobs. Every single woman in the family was now bawling and hugging each other, blubbering words the men found it absolutely impossible to understand. They felt like they just entered a parallel universe.
�Do you get what�s they�re saying?� Bobby said with his eyes wide open.
�Not a clue,� all the other men said in unison.
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�How come I have to sleep on the floor!?� Ron pointed angrily to the blanket and pillow tossed carelessly on the hardwood floor in between the two beds.
Flipping through his car magazine, Louis replied tiredly, �Cuz you�re marrying the second youngest sister.�
�He�s marrying the YOUNGEST sister, how come he gets the bed?� Ron said crossly pointing to the already snoring Kevin.
Louis stretched out his arms and said through a yawn, �Cuz he beat Alec at Texas Hold�em 2 nights in a row. Any other questions?�
�Yes, how about we have a match right here and now!� Ron challenged as he grabbed the deck of cards sitting on the dresser.
�That wouldn�t be necessary. Why don�t you just make yourself comfortable on the floor, little brother.� With those mocking words, Louis chucked his magazine into the ground and crawled underneath the covers.
Ron swiftly grabbed the pillow from underneath Louis and began whacking him on the head. �Oh no you don�t, the bed is mine!�
�Why you little�� Louis immediately retaliated and grabbed the other pillow and started whacking it against Ron�s head repeatedly.
�PILLOW FIGHT!� Alec shouted when he got back from the bathroom to find the two guys hitting each other continuously on the head and laughing hysterically.
Stirring on his own bed, Kevin shouted, �Will you guys stop that? Some of us have to take their girlfriend to SOHO tomorrow by 9am!�
�Whipped!� Louis, Ron, and Alec chorused. Each holding their own pillow, all three started attacking Kevin, who was laid helplessly on his bed, dodging their hits.
�You�bastards�are�gonnapayforthis!� Kevin grunted while suffocating with laughter.
�Guys!! Stop fooling around! Dad is gonna kill you if you wake him up!� Niki whispered in annoyance as she opened the door to find the noisy boys having a major pillow fight.
�Niki! Help me!� Kevin yelled from underneath the mountain of pillows, �I�m suffocating!�
�You jerks,� Niki shouted, rolling up the sleeves on her pajamas, �stop picking on my boyfriend!� Coming to the rescue, she began thrashing Louis, Ron, and Alec with one giant pillows, causing them to drop the ones they were hitting Kevin with.
Seizing the advantage, Kevin picked up a giant teddy bear and started helping Niki attack.
�Take that!� Kevin yelled as they took on the three other guys.
�This is so unfair! And I can�t believe you�re getting your woman to fight your battle for you!� Ron screamed as Kevin struck him in face with the stuffed animal.
�What�s going on here?� Jessica said warily as she swung open the door to see what all the commotion was about.
�Hey, why are you hitting my boyfriend,� Michelle yelled as soon as he showed up behind Jessica and found Kevin feeding Ron the overgrown Teddy Bear.
�This is war!� Vicki screamed upon seeing Niki giving Alec a mouthful of pillow.
The three sisters each grabbed their own soft weapon and joined the biggest pillow war that house had ever seen.
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�Bobby, will you go wake up the kids?� Rebecca said the next morning as she placed a plate of bacon and eggs onto the table.
�Sure thing,� he replied, folding the newspaper he was reading.
After walking upstairs, Bobby looked into each of the girl�s rooms. To his surprise, none of his nieces were there.
�Hmm�there�s no way she woke up that early too,� Bobby said to himself after closing the door to Niki�s bedroom, �maybe the guys knows where they are.�
Scratching his head in wonderment, Bobby made his way to the guestroom. Not bothering to knock, he turned the doorknob to the guest room.
Bobby was in a state of shock the moment he opened the door. He stared at the big mess in amazement. Not one thing was in place. Every one of his nieces and their boyfriends were passed out on the floor, each person covered in pillows, blankets, or stuffed animals.
�Wake up!� Bobby shouted at the top of his lungs.
Not even a stir. All Bobby could hear was the nose whistle from Louis and the loud snore from Alec.
�Alright, I guess I have to bring out the big guns!� With that said, Bobby quickly rushed to the bathroom. He grabbed a big red bucket used for mopping and filled it up with ice cold water.
�They wont need a morning shower after this,� Bobby chortled, grinning evilly.
Making his way back to the boy�s room with the bucket, Bobby decided to make Kevin and Louis his first victims.
Kevin was lying flat on his stomach while Louis used him as a pillow. Cackling like a witch, Bobby counted to three and threw the bucket of water all over the two guys, drenching them from head to toe.
�AHHHHHHH!� Kevin screamed, shooting up from his spot on the floor. His outburst surely woke up every single person in that room.
�Wha�what the hell is going on!� Louis burbled as he fell off of Kevin�s back hitting the ground with a thud. He shot right up and began wiping his wet face off with one hand, �You asshole! I almost drowned!�
Laughing hysterically, Bobby crowed, �Who told you not to wake up when I told you? And what the hell happened in here last night?�
�We had a major pillow fight,� Jessica answered with a yawn, pushing Vicki�s head off of her foot. She glanced at the digital clock on the night stand and cried, �Oh shit, look at the time, we gotta get ready. Fast!� She quickly got up and scurried to the door.
�Oh no, the bathroom is mine!� Niki yelled, pushing her oldest sister out of the way.
�In your dreams biatches!� Vicki shouted, joining into the squabble over the first to use the bathroom.
The three sisters intensely fought to be the first to get out the door and into the bathroom, and as they were fighting, Michelle discreetly made her way past them without anyone noticing.
�Ha, suckers!� She yelled once she safely made it into the washroom locking the door behind her, �better luck next time!�
�I hate you Michelle! Why do you always do that!� Niki yelled angrily, throwing a fit.
�How did you manage to live with these girls all those years, Bobby?� Ron yawned as he gathered all of his stuff into the duffle bag, �Put all four of them together and you get a madhouse.�
�No actually, it�s more like a zoo,� Bobby sighed, shaking his head. �But that�s ok. I should thank you guys for taking them off my back now.�
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�Is she arriving at JFK or Newark Airport?� Michelle asked from the back of the cab.
Bobby turned around from the front seat and replied, �JKF. And did you bring the mineral mist I asked you to?�
Michelle raised an eyebrow and replied, �You never asked me to bring anything!�
�Oh crap, I think I left it on this kitchen table at home,� Ron cried, snapping his finger. He knew he forgot something, he just didn�t know what.
�You brainless idiot. I�m gonna kill you if they don�t sell those at the airport,� Bobby sneered, giving Ron the look of death.
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Standing at the gate entrance, Ron waved his arms madly and yelled, �Sonija! Over here!�
�Omigosh! That was the longest flight I�ve ever been on,� Sonija exhaled heavily as she threw her brother a handbag and throwing her arms around Michelle for a hug.
�Geee, thanks. Is that how you treat your only brother?� Ron pouted, hugging his sister�s bag to his chest.
�Stop being such a baby. You�re getting married in less than three months,� Sonija sighed, tapping him lightly on the head. She curiously looked around and asked, �Only you guys came to pick me up at the airport? Where�s everyone else?�
�By everyone else do you mean uncle Bob?� Michelle said teasingly, �He knew you would be tired after the plane ride that�s why he went around the airport frantically looking for a bottle of Evian Mineral Water for you.�
As if on cue, Bobby showed up and hugged Sonija�s waist from behind after the mention of his name.
�Hey, angel! You have no idea how much I miss you!� Bobby cried after securing Sonija in his arms.
�Loser, I needed you here to carry my bags but you were nowhere to be found,� Sonija pretended to scold, slightly hitting him on the arm.
�Sorry baby, it won�t ever happen again.� Bobby and Sonija began making mushy faces at each other, causing Ron and Michelle to gag.
�Ok guys, I think that�s enough PDA, we have a cab waiting outside,� Ron pointed out, tapping his foot impatiently.
�They�re not listening to us, let�s go to the baggage claim,� Michelle said, tugging on Ron�s arm, �besides they haven�t seen each other in a week, lets leave them alone.�
With that said, Michelle pulled her own boyfriend aside to let her uncle and his future wife spend some quality time alone.
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�So where is everyone?� Sonija asked, sliding into the cab.
�They all went sightseeing. We�ll meet them at the restaurant at six cuz uncle Bob knew you wanted to freshen up,� Michelle replied with a grin.
�Awww�you�re so thoughtful Bobby,� Sonija said, giving him a peck on the cheek.
�Please, guys. I�m trying to keep my breakfast down,� Ron groaned, �Ouch!� He cried after Michelle had given him a stomp on his big toe. He was wearing flip flops and she was in heels�painful?
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�Bro, Sis. This is Sonija my girlfriend,� Bobby introduced while Sonija smiled sweetly at Paul and Rebecca. �And Sonija, this handsome man right here is my older brother Paul. The lovely lady over there is his wife Rebecca,� Bobby said, pointing to his brother and his wife.
�Hello Paul, Rebecca. It�s such a pleasure to finally meet you,� Sonija said politely while shaking hands with the couple.
�Nice you meet you too. Bobby told us you were pretty, but I didn�t know he meant this pretty,� Paul said with a grin.
�Thank you. You�re not so bad yourself. I definitely see the handsome resemblance,� Sonija complimented with a genuine smile.
�Bobby is a very fortunate man to have someone like you as a girlfriend,� Rebecca exclaimed. She turned to Bobby and continued, �You better treat her well or else we�ll be after your butt.�
The entire party burst into laughter. Bobby rolled his eyes and nodded as he pulled out a chair for Sonija like the gentleman he was.
Paul and Rebecca nodded their head approvingly while Sonija poured them a steaming cup of tea. She�ll make a wonderful wife for Bobby.
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