| Fan Fiction |
by appleMIN
Although technically I don't know what I will do if she eventually accepts my proposal. Anyway, look at her! She's happily playing with Linus and Kyukitty as if they can give her happiness. Psh, what am I? Am I invisible to her?
By the way, I asked her once why she named Kyukitty with 'Kyu' and she answered me that the kitty is quite cheeky like me. God, she doesn’t have a better reason, does she?
She took her big camera out and started snapping around. I fixed my position as if I was getting ready to pose sophisticatedly on the piece of priceless picture she was going to take. I mean, come on... I'm one cool guy and I look better in those pictures than her kitties. You know? I have always been a good friend to everyone and I am just too hard to hate, but I think I am getting few enemies now.
Oh yeah, they're Linus and Kyukitty.
So I thought of few missions to get her back to me and only me. I know I am being so selfish but why not be selfish for once? Fine... I am always selfish...
Winning Kira's heart took me three continuous years without stopping. I would barge in every time she had her volleyball class to see her play and attempted in asking her out repeatedly. The security let me in because he said that I was too handsome to resist, so he gave me a free pass. As expected, Kira didn't give in easily. She kept on rejecting me and showed off the bad side of her, which never worked because I was totally head over heels on her.
Okay, that was a lie. I did act simpleton and I (almost) ran away because I mistook her as a monster, but that just makes me like her more. She's honest, she doesn't care what anyone say about her and most important, she loves being herself even though she's not like those spoiled, pretty girls. So I thought that being a dunce in this love measurement won't hurt, as long as I am sincere to my feeling.
My journey didn't stop there, it was a long one. If you're a fan of discovery channel and are amazed on how certain people managed to do this and that, I think you're going to like mine. Trust me, my journey wasn't just filled with terrifying threats from Kira; asking me to stop rooting for her, but I also received oppositions from my hyungs.
They should be supportive, but they weren’t. It was Sungmin hyung who helped me in convincing the rest of them to help me in winning Kira's heart. They said a smart guy like me will make a foolish decision in love. But I was sick of being this 'smart boy' who always aces in everything he does. For once, I want to experience failure in life.
Well, maybe my failure in having Kira did leave me a big impact, but that was what helped me. I grew up to be more sensible and friendly to everyone. I started to smile wherever I go and I must say that some of them even threw eggs at me because they thought I was annoying (more like a retard actually).
Years passed and Kira finally let me into her life. I wasn't sure if it was because of my annoying nagging that bored Kira to her bones; or perhaps she realized my deep love for her and wanted to give me a chance. That sounded mushy, but hey... it is love issue we're talking about! Not economical or political issues.
It took me three years. I REPEAT, THREE YEARS to declare her mine and now she's telling me that she installed and deleted my love? That was just plain stupid. Does this mean that I will have to start a new strategy in order to keep her with me?
God... Don't tell me I have to spare another three years...
And don't ask me why I am being so stupid for not finding other girls. I have my own motto; never let go. Although I don't really know how that motto works.
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Mission #1 Get Lee Kira to notice me. (and stop with her kitties!)
[Play song: http://www.imeem.com/people/muEJdki/music/sJ8-3Pe8/super-junior-monster/] (Psst, can you hear Kyu's sexy voice? XD)
I stared at my own reflection in the mirror. Tall, exquisite, charming, elegant, perfect, flawless, beautiful, and innocent, you name it. I looked so hot and I was sure that Kira will notice me. My hair was perfectly sprayed in shape and there was no wrinkle on my vest. I smirked as I sprayed Bvlgari perfume on my neck and on the vest itself.
[KYUHYUN ALERT; it was like the one in Suju's super show where the boys exchanged self and so on. Starting from Sungmin waking up from the bed and continued by Kang In and Siwon in the tub]
My mission is simple, just get Kira to notice me and my new haircut so she will leave her Linus and Kyukitty behind. They're such bother; Kira should spend more time with me and not those kitties!
I saw the familiar figure squatting next to the bench and it was no other but Kira. I faked a cough when I saw her gently patting Linus while Kyukitty was rubbing on her leg. Still, she wasn't budging over to see what it was about –so damn frustrating.
“Kira?” I tapped on her shoulder but she kept on ignoring me! Instead, she continued to kiss Linus. WAIT! That was supposed to be my kiss! MINE. MINE. You hear me?!
Just then, Kira turned her head to take a glance over her shoulder. Her sharp eyes were meant to scare someone off with her glare but it wasn't working on me. I was confirmed that she had noticed something when our eyes met because her eyes were bulging open! Ahh.. This is good.
B-I-N-G-O!
“Kyuhyun... Did you just?”
I nodded my head, my first mission is going to be successful --such an easy one. I mentally patted my back but my jaws dropped instantly when Kira finished her question.
“Did you just fart, Cho Kyuhyun?”
“No I DIDN'T!”
“But you said you were...” Kira murmured in a lower tone and stretched her arms out. She glared at me as if I was lying about me farting; but it wasn't me at all. Trust me, I have an inaudible fart!
“You... didn't notice?” I asked questioningly and raised one eyebrow. Geez, I was already in my best suit and she didn't even notice it. Hello?! I looked like someone who was going to attend a wedding ceremony. “Kira.. Tell me honestly, don't you notice anything?”
Kira nodded her head and smiled triumphantly, “Yes, I noticed that you farted.”
“YAH!” Just when I needed to make her understand me again, those two kitties jumped to me. That made me jerk off and stumbled upon that humongous stone. “MY HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR.”
“Your hair?” Kira scoffed and pulled both kitties back into her embrace. She inwardly cursed me for being too silly with my attire, “why are you so dressed up?”
“You finally noticed?”
She nodded again. That was the time when I wished she would speak instead of giving me nod.
“And your hair...”
She turned back to me and bent down to reach me. She flipped my hair to the other side and laughed hysterically, “Did you cut your hair?”
Well, that was late.
Mission #1 – PASSED! No, more like fail actually because if those kitties didn't jump onto me I won't be sure when will she realize it.
However...
PASSED.
NO, FAILED.
I'll just count it as pass.
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Mission #1 ; Get Kira to notice me... [PASS]
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