| Fan Fiction |
by appleMIN
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Let's go back to the beginning, shall we? Let me introduce you to all my friends, starting from Sungmin first.
Sungmin, he's a pretty, short boy with orange hair when he's being gay, black hair when he gets serious and red when he thinks he's hot. He has a girlfriend, who is equally stupid. I mean, psh... She said Sungmin is better than me. That is impossible. No one rejects the almighty Kyuhyun and that includes you, stupid Banana. What's so great with Banana? It's yellow and tall and yellow and it looks like... -warning, no kids under 18 is allowed to read this-. Fine, I'm not going to mention how it looks like, but she should say that Cho Kyuhyun looks hotter.
Second is Donghae. I was going to say something bad about him, but since he is going to be my brother-in-law, I'm going to go slow on him and be nice. Wait, that sounds wrong, Cho Kyuhyun is always nice, so make it slightly nicer. Brother-in-law looks nothing like Kira and he looks even prettier than my bride-to-be. The first time I met him was when I followed Kira back home and there was this guy who came to her and smacked Kira on her head. I thought that guy was going to bully her or what, so I jumped on his back, bit his ear and broke his neck. That's right... His first impression on me wasn't that good. He didn't go to school for three weeks and had to eat porridge, cause he can't chew. I had to apologize to him and get on his good side. That lucky bastard; if only you weren't Kira's brother, I wont regret jumping on you.
Siwon is the second version of god's helper, I don't know what that means but he kind of acts like he-knows-it-all. “You should go to church since you've committed a sin.” I asked him what did I do wrong and his reply was.. “You didn't flush the toilet.”. Well, so much for a good reason.. His biggest rival is Heechul hyung. He has been coaxing Heechul to go to the church but Heechul never did once listen to him. That goes to Kang-In and Hankyung. Despite all of these, Siwon is the only (current) member who has a good body. That's not fair, my body should be better. He got the body cause he pumps iron everyday; I am better, I pump steel everyday... What? Why are you giving me that look? It's true! I pump the stainless steel spoon and fork everyday. I even pump chopsticks, now beat that!
Moving on, we have Yesung here. Ugh, Yesung has a sexy voice, but not sexier than me. He has this big head which looks so puffy and makes him look like an alien. Once, I thought his head was a plant cell that becomes turgid and shrink again depending on the water osmosis. You know, he looks weird. Especially with his eyes, they look like cat's eyes. We used to be so awkward around each other cause we don't come from the same planet. I suit better with Sungmin hyung than the others. Yesung, he's so full of himself and you might want to categorize him under the same group as Heechul.
Heechul. He's basically a girl. I think his mother mixed up his hormones and made him have the male physical features but he's actually a girl. I repeat, he's a girl. Okay, I better stop exaggerating before Siwon hyung make me go to church to repent for what I have done. Geez, so much for an innocent boy like me. Heechul hyung has a very bad habit; he throws his underwear on my bed after using it. And it's not a clean one (you might not want to hear this). He has one in pink, blue, purple, red and yellow. Don't ask my why the colors are weird cause this innocent Cho Kyuhyun wears only white underwear. I'm an angel, remember? Oh, he's also Anna's biggest enemy just cause he kissed Sungmin once during our concert. Well, that was great. I wonder how Sungmin tastes like...
Hankyung or informally known as Hangeng is our chef. He's the only Chinese member in our group and he's pretty cool. He doesn't know how to speak fluently in Hangeul so it is easier for us to bully him. We asked him to clean the toilet cause we're too lazy, but he misheard it and thought that he had to clean the toilet cause the manager specified him to do so. Also, when we were going out, I asked him to buy an ice-cream for me but he only had few cents with him. I forced him to buy and told him that I've been starving for few hours and I might end up having a bad gastric like Maria (our hairstylist). He misheard and thought that I have been starving for three days and might end up having Malaria. Malaria... Maria.. Well, quite close.
Leeteuk hyung is our leader and also the soft-hearted one in our group. He cries easily and he loves kiss people on their foreheads. When he's around, I won't have the chance to bully Hankyung or tell him to do something cause Leeteuk will come up and scold me. Ah, he's also my lawyer if you've noticed. He said he needs money to buy socks (although I don't know why does he need those for). He's very emotional and scary.. No wonder he has no girlfriend up till now. He should start having those blind dates. Who knows, maybe he will marry a mermaid someday. Things happen..
Next is our eternal magnae, Kim Ryeowook. He's stealing my magnae status and he's not feeling guilty. How come he's an eternal magnae?! I don't care if he's external or internal or eternal or imperial magnae, I'm still the real magnae and he's the fake one. More like a wannabe.. He's the smallest one in our group, a little bit shorter than Yesung and Sungmin but his cheekbones are very high. I' jealous... I want to have high cheekbones too, where can you buy them? D: They look so pretty... He's also known as Yesung's scandal just cause the fans like them being together.
Okay, why do Super Junior have so many members? I only have ten fingers to count and I still have Shindong, Eunhyuk, Kibum and Kang-In to talk about..
Shindong is the teddy bear in our group cause he's bigger than the rest. However, don't you dare to underestimate him. He can dance better than anyone else, including the almighty CHOpsticks Kyuhyun. I think it is good to have him in our team because he's quite useful when we're having a long journey on the road. We all can use him as our pillow. All he has to do is rest on a flat surface and we all will have a bouncy pillow (body) to place our heads on. So good right? I know... Whose idea was it? Ah, of course Cho Kyuhyun...
Kibum is the cold, macho but sleazy one. He's always busy with his own things like drama, photo shoot, solo performances. He always does things single and he likes it. The only thing is... he's quite boring and sensitive. He used to be funny and all, but he suddenly changed when he got rejected by a girl... I feel bad for him. He's good looking but he can't win everyone's heart. WHY DOES SHE REJECT HIM? Cause she's a boy actually and Kibum can't have a relationship with a boy. Aish.. people these days.. Why do the boys look like girls and the girls look like boys? Even a smart boy like me don't understand why. He's my English tutor and now my English is improving..
“I WOUND TO HEAT CRIMPLE.”
Automatic translation: “I want to eat cream pie.”
Since I am running out of time, I'm just going to mix both Kang-In and Eunhyuk's personalities together. That will save my time.
They're both different. Different body size, different attitude, different taste. Kang In is the roughest one in Suju and he's quite violent (cause he broke my favorite vase once D: I bought that for Kira). Eunhyuk always gets bullied just cause he resembles a monkey. Aww, don't feel bad Eunhyuk.. You don't look like a monkey... But you do look a little bit funny, like.. Proboscis Monkey? Eunhyuk eats a lot but his weight stays constant. Unlike someone... Kang In gains weight easily and he's almost catching up to Shindong. His buff body makes him look worst. I wonder if he did something to a beehive and got attacked by the bees... Causing his body to look so buff.
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Are you wondering why I mentioned those boys?
Cause..
THEY'LL BE MY GROOMSMEN!
Yay! I'm getting married to Kira~
Well, not really cause I haven't told her yet. I'm just planning it and I'm going to meet her parents this week to tell them that I'll be marrying their daughter.
Fine.. I won't marry yet until I finished serving in the army and that will be after three years. My contract with SM is still on and... Does this mean that I have to delay my wedding?
NOOOOOOOO.
I'm not changing my mind. I'm still going to meet her parents.
Get their permission.
Get my love installed.
And don't get it deleted. (AGAIN)
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Love; installed and deleted?!
Last chapter before the ending
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A/N: Sorry guys.. I had to include all of them. Without them all, there won't be any fun.
It must always be 13.
An update. Hope you enjoy it. And thank you to Curi-unnie cause she had volunteered to help me beta read this fanfic. Thank you so much. We both hate proof-checking our own fanfics XD
Thanks unnie :D
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