| Fan Fiction |
by shycapri8 & walin + YUNJAEx3 [ toni ]
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++half an hour later++
"Ahh ! Sleeping beauty awakes!" A voice yelled from the hallway. It was Shindong.
"Aish, See Jae? Once she tells Yunho, your head will be on a PLATE," Changmin said while his head leaned on the door. He was carefully following through the conversation that went on in the hallway. "It's okay, just sit still and keep your cool," Yoochun promised Jae. He silently held back his giggles, and averted his attention to the door as well. "...Hmph! Those were perfectly fine cookies," Junsu mumbled to himself. His now existing 'mind' was filled with the luscious cookies that slowly fell down the stairs. Junsu's jaw dropped while thinking of the cookies, and how perfect they would taste...
"Excuse me? Did you just call her a sleeping BEAUTY?!" Taeyeon stuttered. Her voice level went in different pitches, while stuttering. "Someones a little jealous," Yoochun mouthed to the three. He was truly entertained by the voices in the hallway.
"Can't I study in peace ?" Yunho commented from the other side of the room. He got up and walked towards the door, eyeing a very troublesome scene. "What the heck is going on here? I'm trying to STUDY here!" Yunho raised his voice. He looked down to the ground and saw Tiffany sitting on the floor. An angry expression plastered onto her face. Taeyeon was fanning her with a magazine, while Shindong sat there gazing into Tiffany's eyes. Suddenly, a group of police officers approached Tiffany along with Taeyeon and Shindong.
"Is everything alright?" One female cop asked. In response, all three shook their heads and pointed at Tiffany and down the stairs.
"Does it LOOK like I'm okay?" Tiffany said in an angry tone while her hand reached out towards the female cop's face. Everyone was shocked from it's outcome. Indeed, she had been slapped by a so called 'victim'.
"Ahhh!!" She screamed and returned the slap to Tiffany on the cheek. She immediately placed her hand onto the spot where the slap occurred. "Oops, sorry!" She winked.
"Sunny! Are you okay?" The other cop asked.
"Do I look okay?" She yelled. The other cop shrugged. 'That Tiffany girl and her really should be best friends. I also wonder how she even got this job.. and how that girl is a victim to begin with,' He told himself. He shook his head and walked away, leaving Sunny behind.
"Bitch fight!!!" Yoochun yelled in excitement. "Haha, let's see how these prissy's handle things," He chuckled. Junsu couldn't help but laugh along as well. The sight was hilarious, and even caused Changmin to let loose a bit. "What's so funny?" Jaejoong questioned inside his head. "Aish, if only he could sense humour with his own feelings," Changmin shook his head. Since Jaejoong was still completely confused, he still decided to laugh along, and watch the entire 'scene' from the doorway. His eyes widened once seeing Tiffany point straight at him.
"You!!!" Her eyes turned a fiery red colour. Even her face flushed a dark dark shade of red. "You did this to me!" She screamed while pointing onto a bruise on her thigh.
"Just keep it cool man, say you didn't do anything!" Yoochun said from behind. "No Jaejoong, admit it. You know that they could find out more information about you eventually." Changmin, the wise voice said. He had an annoyed look on his face, and kept his eyes glued onto Yoochun. He put his fists up, signaling him to stop.
"Why can't you just hu-"
"Shut up!" The two voices retorted.
"Okay..." Junsu looked down. Since they were busy with their own arguments, Jaejoong was speechless. He looked over to his side and looked at his 'Yunnie'.
"What did you do this time?" Yunho asked as he put his hand onto his face. Jaejoong could see the hidden smile he had...
"Nothing I do!" Jaejoong pouted. "Yes! With Junsu's cuteness and my charm, slickness, mysteriousness and-"
"Just get to your point!" Changmin interrupted.
"Uhhh, well he can work this out with our AMAZING qualities!" Yoochun winked at Junsu. He licked his lips and closed his eyes, while playfully 'seducing' the happy pappy Junsu.
"Don't lie! You know what you did! You're crazy I tell you! Haish, you really are meant to be friends with Yunho!" She yelled and stomped her way to the elevator. Tiffany stopped and spoke before the door opened for her. "You're not getting away from this!" She bitterly yelled and disappeared.
"Yes! I get a girl off my back," Yunho said in relievement. He closed his eyes and sighed, forgetting that one police officer was still there. His eyes shot back open and he put on a 'sad' face. "Errggg, I mean... Uhhhh," He was dumbfounded. Sunny just chuckled and walked away.
"I wouldn't blame you!" She winked and disappeared from the distance. Yunho smiled and hugged Jaejoong.
"I never knew I'd say this, but thank you! Now I don't have that annoying girl following me every now and then! I'd kiss you if I could.. HAHAHAHA!" He screamed in joy while his hands wrapped around Jaejoong's slim waist.
"Oooooh!" Yoochun & Junsu whimpered. "Someone wants to kiss you!" Yoochun teased while puckering up himself, and planting a big wet playful kiss onto Junsu's forehead. "Yah! Keep it clean! Who knows what Jaejoong will attempt next!!" Changmin scolded.
Yunho's eyes almost popped out of it's sockets after realizing what he had just said. "Ahh Yunho, think before you speak!!" He scolded himself. He loosened his grip and let go of Jaejoong.
"He he..." Jaejoong giggled.
"What's going on here?!" The voice of an old woman asked from across the hallway. "You really have an odd 'family'." She winked. 'What a cute couple! Hero and Yunho..' She thought to herself.
"Oh.. Uh? Uhm he he... Please just raise my rent and um yea?!" Yunho hadn't prepared any words of his own to speak. He let out all he could think of, remembering the 'rent' incident. Jaejoong stood there silently and stared at Mrs. Lee's arm. It still read: 'You smell like prunes.' Which caused his 'mind' to laugh uncontrollably.
"Well, since he's HERO of dbsk, I've decided to keep it at that price. Consider yourself lucky," She said and walked away. 'Hah, how can she not see that he's Jaejoong and NOT hero? Oh well, I don't have to pay. Thanks Jae, your actually becoming an advantage!'
"Well, I'm going to study for a few minutes before we go to bed. You can go sleep if you want," Yunho said while holding onto a textbook. In reality, he wasn't reading the textbook, but another book underneath. "how to treat schizophrenia" he mumbled to himself.
"Ok now sleep me! Goodnight!" He kissed Yunho on the cheek and charged towards the bedroom. He jumped onto Yunho's bed and hugged 'Yunny'. Before he could fully close his eyes that were weighing down due to lack of sleep, Yoochun began to speak.
"Yah! Where do we sleep?!" He asked. Jaejoong silently pointed to the ground. "Okay!" Junsu said and quickly lay himself onto the cold hardwood floor. He curled up into a shrimp position and suddenly fell asleep.
"What the hell..." Changmin & Yoochun said while blankly staring at Junsu. "Oh well, beats me! I'm tired." Yoochun shook his head and fell to the ground, landing on top of Junsu. The two happily slept side by side, leaving Changmin utterly... Confused?
"I'm sleeping on the sofa," And Changmin left the room.