| Fan Fiction |
by shycapri8 & walin + YUNJAEx3 [ toni ]
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Title: Nonchalant Rush
Starring: Yunho, JaeJoong, ChangMin, YooChun, and JunSu
Genre: Drama (Will also have a bit of humor and fluff..side of angst perhaps?)
Rating: pg-13 (might stay this way unless otherwise indicated. There will be warnings.)
Pairing: Jaeho and most likely Yoosu.
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Chapter3
DING DONG.
-“Hpmfgh..” Yunho grumbled, turning over on his side just to end up falling off the couch. “Ugh…” Yunho rubbed on his butt. The bell rang again.
DING DONG.
-“I’m coming. I’m coming.” Yunho lifted himself of the hard floor, making his way to the door. ‘Who could it be now?’ He trudged slowly, dragging his feet as the bell kept ringing. “Yeah yeah yeah. Keep your pants on.” He mumbled. Yunho didn’t seem to be a morning person.
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-“Umpgh..” Jaejoong tossed and turned, scratching himself all over. ‘You guys…why do I feel so itchy..And hot?’ Jaejoong asked the three in his head as he sat up from the mattress. “He gave you something. I just know it.” Yoochun sounded convinced. “Maybe it’s a part of a growing process.” Junsu suggested the possibility. “Yeah. A growing process. You’re so smart Junsu. I didn’t think of that.” Changmin scoffed. “Thank you!” Junsu’s voice boomed happily. “You know Joongie; maybe you’re wearing too much clothing?” Yoochun inferred. “Yoochun…what are you suggesting?” Changmin questioned, even though he knew where Yoochun was going with this. “Pool party!!” Junsu squealed. “Oh shut up Junsu!” Changmin and Yoochun shouted at the same time. Jaejoong began to discard of his clothing, beginning with his shirt. “Hehehe...” Yoochun laughed mischievously. “This should be interesting..”
-“Why doesn’t anyone ever listen to me?” Changmin asked out loud. “Do you want us to answer-“
-“No Junsu. It was rhetorical.” Changmin quickly replied.
-“Then why did you ask?” Yoochun asked Changmin.
-“What does rhetorical mean?”
-“Shut up Junsu!” Changmin and Yoochun commanded.
-“Ok.”
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-“Oh Taeyeon, hi...” Yunho rubbed the back off his head. “What brings you here?” Taeyeon took a peak over Yunho’s shoulder. Yunho shifted, trying to block her view. “What happened to your apartment?” Taeyeon made her way past Yunho, observing all the things that were laid out against the floor. “And why aren’t you ready?”
-“Ready for what?” Yunho asked. It then hit him. “Oh no!! I forgot we had classes today! I have to get ready! Why didn’t you wake me up?” Yunho asked Taeyeon. She just smirked as she took a seat on the tattered couch. “What am I? Your alarm clock? I come to get you at the same time since we have the same first class toge-OH MY GOD…” Taeyeon’s eyes were on the verge of falling from her sockets as she pointed to the person behind Yunho. “Who is that guy and why is he naked!?” Taeyeon shrieked. Yunho turned around to see what Taeyeon was talking about. He saw in shock, Jaejoong standing before them in the nude, scratching at his arm. Yunho sprinted in front of Jaejoong, trying to ‘cover’ him up. “Oh...Well you see...this is my...uh…cousin...yeah! Cousin! That’s it...” Yunho answered at the top of his head. Taeyeon got up from the couch, eying Jaejoong. “Does he have something? Is it contagious?”
-“No! Uh, he’s foreign...And where he’s from, people walk around the household without their clothing.” Yunho made up the first thing that came to mind. He started to back up, pushing Jaejoong back along with him. “And where is he from?” Taeyeon asked. “Uh…you know what? You can go ahead without me. I’m going to be a little late. You can let yourself out.” Yunho jolted towards his bedroom with Jaejoong, locking the door so Taeyeon wouldn’t try to follow. He waited quietly until he heard the front door close. He then turned his attention to Jaejoong. “What do you think you’re doing? I don’t what planet you’re from, but here on earth; we people wear clothing and do not expose ourselves to strangers, scaring them away. Do you understand?” Jaejoong just stared at him, not giving an answer. “What made you do that anyway? Were you hot? You should’ve told me, I would’ve took the blanket and turned on the air conditioning. But, why would you be hot all of a sudden, when yesterday, you were shivering?” Yunho searched his closet for something to give Jaejoong so he can change into.
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-“HA! Now that was entertaining!” Yoochun laughed. “If only Jaejoong knew what it meant to feel embarrassed…” Changmin said in discontent. “Jae…why did you do that? Tell him the truth. It’s not good to lie.” Junsu told Jaejoong. ‘Okay, I’ll tell him.’ Jaejoong attempted at opening his mouth to tell Yunho. “Oh no...this is not good…” Changmin commented. “Shit! Joongie no!!” Yoochun shouted, trying to keep Jaejoong from opening his mouth. “Hey mister! No cursing! It’s bad for you!” Junsu scolded.
-“Yoochun.” Jaejoong told Yunho. Yunho turned to Jaejoong with a questioning face. “Oh great. Thanks a lot Junsu.” Yoochun mumbled. “You’re welcome!!” Junsu replied. “Ha! How funny…” Changmin chuckled.
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-“Yoochun?” Yunho repeated the name as he passed Jaejoong a pair of clothing. “And who is that? Is that your friend?” Jaejoong nodded slightly at the question. “Yoochun friend is here.” He pointed to his head. “Your head? In your head? Is he imaginary?” Jaejoong kept pointing to his head. “He friend real.” Jaejoong responded, clothes still in his other hand.
-‘Oh my god I’m having a conversation about imaginary friends with a naked stranger!’ Yunho screamed in his head. “Why don’t you put on the cloths I gave you?” Jaejoong was about to lift up his leg to begin to put on the clothing, but Yunho stopped him. “No! Put them on in the bathroom, over there.” Yunho opened the door of his room and pointed down the hall. Jaejoong walked out of the room, closing the door once he had entered the bathroom. ‘Maybe I should ask him more about his friends..” Yunho followed to where Jaejoong was now is. “So…Jaejoong...Do you have more friends, other than Yoochun?” He asked from the other side of the door. “Changmin. Junsu. Yoochun. All they friends my.” Jaejoong replied. The door soon opened to reveal a badly dressed Jaejoong. Shirt enveloped around his waist as he had the pants on his head. Yunho couldn’t help, but laugh a little at the incapability to dress himself. ‘How cute...Wait, what am I saying?’ Yunho shook his head at his own thoughts. “Now...This friend of yours...Yoochun...Did he tell you how to dress as well?” Jaejoong nodded. ‘Does this mean I have to dress him?’ Yunho sighed and hesitated before pushing Jaejoong lightly back into the bathroom, locking the door behind him. “Looks like you need a little help...” Yunho pulled the pants off of Jaejoong’s hair. ‘He has nice hair..’ Yunho took note. Yunho then diverted his eyes to the shirt around Jaejoong’s hips. ‘Let’s just get this over with…’ Yunho made Jaejoong sit on the toilet lid, swiftly pulling the shirt off. Jaejoong huddled himself into a ball after Yunho had removed the shirt. ‘So cute....’ Yunho laughed to himself. “Now you’re shy? A few minutes ago, you were flaunting what you had and now you want to hide it? Here” Yunho passes Jaejoong a pair of boxers. “You slip this on your legs. I won’t look.” Yunho turned around and waited until he thought Jaejoong was finished putting on the boxers. “I see you got that task right. It looks a little big, but don’t worry.” Yunho then helped with placing the shirt on. ‘His waist is so small...Does he eat?’ Yunho wondered. He then helped Jaejoong slip on the pants. “All done! Now I have to get ready for school. I guess you’ll be okay by yourself, am I right?” Yunho looked at Jaejoong for an answer.
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-“Aw…he helped you! Now give him a big teddy bear hug!” Junsu ordered. Jaejoong Leaped onto Yunho, wrapping his arms tightly around him. “I think this Yunho guy will be of good use to you Jaejoong.” Changmin informed. “Oh yea, if so, then why does he want to leave you, Joongie? You can’t be alone. Look around you. Look at all the dangerous contents the lay within the premises of this apartment.” Yoochun intervened. Jaejoong look around in the bathroom the see all sorts of weird looking creatures lurking about; crawling on the walls. “Let him know that he can’t leave you Jae! He’s your special body guard!” Jaejoong looked up at Yunho, to see him in a bulletproof vest. His hug became unbearably tight on Yunho’s sides.
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-“Okay Jaejoong, you can let go now.” Jaejoong didn’t move. “Jaejoong, I have to go.” He still didn’t budge. Yunho tapped Jaejoong on the back. Jaejoong quickly shook his head. “You no go.” He mumbled into Yunho’s shoulder. “Why? I have school. Are you scared or something?” Jaejoong let go of Yunho, nodding at the question while covering his eyes with his hands. ‘Just like a child....’ Yunho offered a hand. “Come on Jaejoong. I’ll make us some breakfast.” He took a hold of Jaejoong’s hand. ‘Maybe I could take just one day off from school. It won’t do any harm to spend today with him.’ Yunho smiled at Jaejoong as he led him out of the bathroom, into the kitchen.