| Fan Fiction |
by Ohri
“Nice view,” JungRi commented as she looked out the balcony.
Just then there was a knock on the door. I answered it and it was a lady standing in the doorway.
“SungMin!” she exclaimed and started to hug me. Scratch that, she tried to squeeze my soul out of my body.
“Ahjumma?” I asked, I recognized her as JiYong’s mom from the pictures mom gave me. She was a small lady which kind off reminded me of mom in a way.
“JiYong told me you couldn’t speak hanggul anymore. How are your parents? You’ve grown so much!”
“Yeah, my parents didn’t have time to teach me Korean, we just got stuck to English. They’re fine. Come inside, we’ll fix you something.” she entered and HyunRa made some tea.
-meanwhile-
The boys settled in their living room after escorting the three girls. They were pretty excited over meeting their childhood friend after so long.
“You should’ve seen the look on your face!” SeungRi laughed at YoungBae who was blushing like mad now.
“EEEEEK!!” the boys imitated him and rolled down on the floor laughing.
“That’s not funny! I was startled!” YoungBae replied in defense.
“Afraid you’d catch cooties?” DaeSung tease as he started the pot for some ramen.
“She grew up nice.” JiYong suddenly spoke and everybody shot him a look, “What? You have to admit puberty does things to you.”
“She did didn’t she?” SeungRi said, “Did you see the way she looked at me? She wants me.” he smiled.
“Right, you’d make her look like a pedophile.” SeungHyun laughed.
“Thank god she brought her friends huh? Ah JungRi” JiYong sighed,
“Yeah they are so into me!” DaeSung said and wiggled his eyebrows at JiYong.
They realized that YoungBae was being very quiet and they all stared at him. He did nothing but stared back at them with a confused look on his face.
“Look at him he’s terrified!” SeungHyun said.
“I’m NOT!” he yelled back.
“Oh hey SungMin!” SeungRi pretended to wave at the doorway.
“AAAAH!” YoungBae screamed and ran into his room and locked it.
The boys laughed at his silliness.
-back at the girls apartment-
“Did the boys give you a hard time?” Ahjumma asked as she sipped some tea.
“No not at all!” JungRi said quickly,
“They were all very nice to us,” HyunRa smiled
“Ah, that’s all I needed to hear.” she set her cup in the table, “I’ll be on my way now.”
“Oh already? So soon?” I asked getting up as she did.
“Yes, JiYong’s laundry is due today,” she laughed and tottered her way out and into the elevator.
Just then the JiYong opened his door. “Is she gone yet?” he looked at us,
“Along with your dirty laundry.” JungRi sneered,
JiYong got red and slammed the door. The girls went in and finally got some real rest and slept till the next day.
-next day-
I woke up to a loud bang coming from the living room. I pulled on my pants and jumped out of my room with my guitar in hand. I wasn’t planning to hit whatever that’s causing the ruckus with it., I’m hoping to kill it with extreme noise. It was still dark but I could tell the two silhouettes next to me were HyunRa and JungRi each holding a frying pan and a metal spatula. The banging got louder. I noticed it from the front door. We all walked closer and heard whispering.
“Knock louder maybe they couldn’t hear.” I recognized YoungBae’s voice,
“I think if I knocked any louder North Korea would’ve heard us ok?” it sounded like Seung Hyun.
I looked at HyunRa, she nudged me to the door. I stumbled a little and looked through the peephole. I saw all five of standing in front of our door wearing summer clothes.
“Why couldn’t they have fixed a telephone line?” SeungRi said and Seung Hyun knocked again startling me.
I opened the door and Seung Hyun knocked me on the forehead.
“Whoops!” he said laughing, “sorry.”
I rubbed my forehead and told him it was cool.
“Why are you guys dressed that way? It‘s not even dawn yet. In fact is hours till dawn!” JungRi pointed at JiYong’s flower printed board shorts.
“I thou-” JiYong said but was nudged by DaeSung, “heh, WE thought we’d take you guys out to the beach.”
“Hurry!” DaeSung started pushing all three of us inside, “get dressed and pack!”
“But we just unpacked!” whined HyunRa but she was pushed into her room.
I pulled out my yellow and white backless one piece bathing suit, sun block, a beach towel, flip flops, shampoo and conditioner, extra clothes and stuffed them in my knitted bag. I got changed into a green tank top and a beige Capri, snatched my channel sunnies at went to the door.
“My flip flops! Where are my flip flops!” I knew I was holding them but they disappear from my hands.
“Its in your bag,” YoungBae squeaked,
“Oh thanks! You’re a life saver!” I was going to hug but he held up his hands stopping.
He looked down and realized that he was almost touching my boobs and her turned tomato red moved slowly to back of the boys.
The girls soon came out, HyunRa wearing a loose white shirt and a pair of sky blue shorts and JungRi wore dark blue baby tee with long loose linen pants. We all fixed on our sunnies and shouted “TO THE BEACH!!” we started to walked but we forgot it was still dark and the sunglasses weren’t helping so be banged into each other. We all muttered some random apologies as we walked out.
We got to the train station since obviously we decided to take the train. We were having a hard time getting trough the doors since DaeSung was blocking our way.
“DaeSung! Would you please deflate that blown up doraemon?!?” I punched him in the back.
“OK OK!” he moved so the rest of us could move.
“For heaven’s sake JiYong, why on earth did you have to bring that giant paracel!?” JungRi said as she pushed past.
“You’ll be thanking me when set this baby up!” he patted his beach umbrella.
I took off military cap and sat down in a seat at the front. JiYong decided to annoy JungRi who was sitting behind me, with his umbrella by sitting next to her. DaeSung sat next to JiYong with HyunRa. Seung Hyun took a seat next to me while SeungRi and YoungBae sat next to him.
As soon as we all got settled, the train started to move. Within 30 minutes half of us were asleep.
“JiYong!” JungRi hissed, “You big fat umbrella is getting in my nose!” he only adjusted so the umbrella was now poking her ear.
“Is he really that annoying?” I asked SeungHyun trying to engage in a conversation.
“Mhm.” he said and he got back to scribbling on his little notepad.
“What are you doing?” I leaned over, “not doodling me are you?” I laughed.
“Nope.” he turned and place the notepad on my face so that I couldn’t see.
I leaned back and looked around to check on the others. HyunRa was trying to force DaeSung to stop blowing up his Doraemon doll again. He stopped when she threatened to pop a hole in it. JungRi managed to make a barrier with her bag to block JiYong’s umbrella. YoungBae was sinking in his chair as the little in front of him try to start a conversation. Next to him, SeungRi was looking straight at me. He winked at me and I got freaked out so fell into my seat. I heard SeungHyun snicker as I turned red. It was an hour later when we reached the beach.
“NOT YET DAESUNG!” we all shouted as he was already starting to pucker up to blow up his Doraemon again.
The sun was already up and bright. But it was still too early, it wasn’t bright enough yet. So we went to a breakfast house to well, have breakfast. I took a seat next to SeungRi and JungRi. Lol moment, I rhymed! We started pigging out once our food came. YoungBae was sitting opposite me and I think he was sweating.
“YoungBae?” I called him, and he chocked on a waffle and gulped down his juice.
He looked up timidly with puffed up cheeks.
“Pass the pepper please,” I had to hold back my laughter. He made this spastic seizure movement when I accidentally brushed his finger.
The I heard JiYong whisper, “oh my gawd, he touched a girl!” he was about to laugh out loud but YoungBae pointed a fork right at his eye. “Chill bruh.” he said backing down.
It wasn’t a quiet breakfast we talking and taking our time for the sky to get brighter. SeungRi kept stealing my chicken. Which was pissing me off because I LOVE CHICKEN. Apparently he did too. that’s something I don’t want to have in common with someone.
“Give me back my chicken!” I stabbed my fork onto his piece of chicken.
“That was mine!” he said and grabbed onto my hand.
“You stole ALL of mine!” I tugged back at my hand.
He tugged it back and I tugged back. We were playing a tug of war with my hand. I was pulling he was pulling then suddenly he pulled my hand so hard that the chicken flew of my fork and landed square on SeungHyun’s face. Everyone shot a glace at him and shot out the restaurant. He didn’t look too happy. I felt bad so I went back inside to pay for the food since everybody else was an ass.
I took out my purse then SeungHyun stopped me, “No need, I get the chicken, I pay.” he walked past me.
Why did he have to be on PMS now? He was fine when I wasn’t around. I thought, Jerk. Stupid extremely attractive jerk.
We all walked to the beach it was already filled with people. Little kids in their underwear looking adorable, old couples looking…old. The guys dropped they things took off their tops.
Me and the girls à :0
Well JungRi was just pissed that they didn’t set up their things. So she started to lay the beach blankets and set up JiYong’s umbrella. She even brought cushions and some take away from the breakfast house.
“Hurry up JungRi we need to go change!” HyunRa pulled JungRi by the arm,
“But I need to put up a sign so people wont steal our stuff!” she was going to pull out a cardboard sign when HyunRa caught her by the foot and started to drag her away.
“the boys are nearby they wont dare lose our stuff okay?”
I tied the string of my bathing suit around my neck and walked out of the changing room. The girls wore something similar my back cut was lowest. I high-fived the girls and said
“Lets wow them!”
When we got out it was like a bay watch trailer, everything was in slow motion, the wind was blowing the right way. We got to the boys and there four different type of shocked expressions on their face. DaeSung stopped licking his ice cream and it fell of the cone onto his foot, JiYong stopped in mid-catch and got hit by the now full of air Doraemon doll thrown by the now nose bleeding YoungBae and SeungRi was frozen with a crab in his hand which was pinching him. The only one who was normal was SeungHyun who just glanced and went back to sun bathing.
JungRi had a smirk plastered on her face. The boys unfroze and started to run toward us to take our stuff for us, or so we thought. They just went past us.
“o.0 what just happened?” JungRi said, we were still standing there.
We turned and there five girls in bikinis being pampered by the four boys.
“=_=‘ I knew we should’ve gone with bikinis” I said.
“Ew I don’t want to look like a beach slut!” HyunRa exclaimed and went to sit under the shade of the umbrella and JungRi followed in defeat.
“Hey SungMin,” I was so glad to hear SeungHyun speak, “Do you mind? You’re blocking the sun.” my smile faded and I sat with the girls.
“Who the heck sun bathes with a t-shirt on?” I grunted and took a giant bite out of a tuna sandwich.
“He’s conscious of his body.” SeungRi suddenly appeared beside me.
“Weren’t you kissing that girl’s feet 2 seconds ago?” I asked,
“Yeah, she kicked sand into my mouth.” he said before gargling some water.
Soon after the rest of the boys came back covered in sand.
“What happened to you Mr. Smooth Operator?” JungRi asked JiYong.
“They had bodyguards.” he said ruffling his hair to get the sand out. YoungBae was shaking his pants and a whole bucket of sand fell out.
“I wasn’t even touching them.” he muttered under his breath.
“They busted you because you were ogling them a little too weirdly.” DaeSung said.
We were all laughing at this when suddenly I felt two sticky hands on my back.
“HAIYAH!” I turned and pinned the person down and it was SeungRi with sun block on his hands. “What the hell are you trying to do?”
“Blocking you from the sun.” he said eyes still closed.
“Oh lol, carry on.” he opened his eye and was smiling wildly.
SeungHyun took a peak from above his sunglasses and went back to listening to his iPod.
JiYong and DaeSung went to play toss the Doraemon and YoungBae decided to take a nap. The other girls were reading a magazine and I got really bored.
“Hey SeungRi lets have some fun!” I whispered to him, he heard turned so fast I swear I heard it pop. But then he had this perverted look on his face. “YOU NASTY!” I hit him on the face with my flip flop.
“Ok ok! Gosh you’re one crazy noona” he wiped the sand off his face with a towel, “So what’s your plan?” his smile was now mischievous.
I place a finger on my lips telling him to be quiet. I went the shore and got a handful of muddy sand. I tip toed to SeungHyun. The girls noticed this and they all were holding back their laughter. I raised my hand, aimed and shot!
“Bull’s Eye!!” HyunRa shouted.
“Uh-oh, you’ve awaken the beast!” SeungRi said as SeungHyun got up and took off muddy sunnies.
“Want some fun eh?” he had a dangerous look on his face.
I got a head start and ran to hide behind DaeSung because JiYong couldn’t possibly protect me. SeungHyun got up but fell right into the sand. JungRi tripped him in hoping to save me. He spat the sand and got up once again fully loaded with a hand full of sand.
“Don’t worry, Doraemon will protect us!” DaeSung said but he spoke too soon. SeungHyun managed to hit him in the face with sand.
“Omo!” JiYong said and then SPLAT!
“Score!” JungRi laughed.
I got distracted for a while, I turned and SeungHyun was about to throw more mud at me. Then suddenly SeungRi was running to me screaming.
“NOOOOOO DON’T HURT MY NOOOOONAAAAA!!! KERSPLAT!” it went straight into his mouth.
“Ew…”we all stopped.
“The sand likes my mouth today.” he coughed up more sand.
“SungMin watch out!”HyunRa said but too late, SeungHyun finally got me at the side of my face.
I grabbed a handful of mud and smooshed it right into his ear while he was doing his retarded victory dance. What a shame such a hot guy but poor talent in dancing.
“Remember the name SONG SUNGMI-ooof!” he tackled me right into the water.
He got up laughing soaked wet and looked back at the guys flailing his arms around like he was ultra man after defeating some ugly dragon alien thing. I got up looking like a wet cat I whipped my hair back and pulled him back into the water as soon as he turned back to me. We wrestled some more for a while until we got up and realized everyone were just staring at us. I quickly let go of his nostrils and he did the same with my hair. I walked out of the water like nothing happened.
“What was that? Rawr!” JiYong said clawing at me but I ignored him.
“I tought we were having fun?” I told JungRi
“We could see the both of you were having more fun than us.” she laughed and pulled down her sunhat to take a nap.
“I can’t believe YoungBae slept through all of this.” SeungRi said looking at the now buried to the neck YoungBae.
It got a little awkward between me and SeungHyun. You’d think he was quiet on the way to the beach, he was like a statue on our way back home.