| Fan Fiction |
by PINKBERRY4EVER
Taemin sat on Minhos chest shaking him wildly until he saw the young man stir in his sleep a little
Until he opened his eyes and saw a pouting Taemin sitting on him.
Minho smiled as he sat up with the boy now sitting in his lap
M: Morning Taeminnie how are you this morning?
Minho smiled and hugged Taemin who giggled at the interaction his tail gently swaying and his body slumping into his master as Minho began to scratch his ears gently. Taemin was so lost in the warmth that he had forgotten what he was there for.
CBJJ: Taeminnie are they u--- oh well good morning Minho.
Jaejoong looked at the sight of Taemin snuggled up with Minho while Yoochun and the dumb ass slept like logs.
Jaejoong smiled as he gestured his arms towards the kitchen
CBJJ: Minho Breakfast is rady I think you should go eat I’ll wake up your hyungs.
The two boys walked pass Jaejoong not noticing the evil glint in the mans eye.
Jaejoong then walked over to Yoochun and gently shook the man until he was up
YC: Oh it’s morning already where’s Su?
Jaejoong chuckled and pointed towards the kitchen
CBJJ: baby is in the kitchen with the rest of them , you should go eat, breakfast is getting cold .
Yoochun got up off the floor and walked out the door
CBJJ: Oh and don’t forget to brush your teeth!!
Yoochun nodded and walked away from the door towards the bathroom as Jaejoong looked back towards the dumb ass who was still asleep on the floor. He then straddled Yunhos lap and leaned down until he was level with the mans ear.
Jaejoong sexily whispered into his masters ear before lightly biting it
CBJJ: Master Yunnie time to wake up. I made breakfast
Yunho in is sleep induced stupor let out a goofy love sick chuckle
Y: Hongki stop it you naughty boy~ *giggle*
Jaejoong sat up abruptly his face burning red up to the tip of his ears from anger
CBJJ: Hongki ?! WHOS THAT SLUT!? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME IN YOUR DREAMS YUNHO YOU DUMB ASS!
Jaejoong then stood up off of a dumbfounded Yunhos lap and kicked him in the side causing the man on the floor to yelp in pain.
Yunho shot up rubbing his side in agony
Y: Jaejoong what the hell !
CBJJ: First off you made Jaejoong cry so now he hiding and second off I’m hero you son of a bitch , you’ve got some nerve cheating on ‘US’ you pervert!
Hero Kicked Yunho once more before walking half way to the door and stopping . Yunho looked on in curiosity as he watched hero talk to himself
CBJJ: I’m not going to tell him anything!
Cbjj: . . . .
CBJJ: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IM BEING MEAN?! He called us some other bitches name and your trying to offer him food? That’s backwards if you ask me, if it were just up to me he wouldn’t eat anything for years.
CBJJ: . . .
CBJJ: Don’t you use that cutesy voice with me. I am you, so it wont work!
Cbjj: . . . .
CBJJ: Damn it! okay I’ll tell him why wont you just go back to your corner like you were before and stop interfering with my outside time!
Hero then turned back towards Yunho who was still rubbing his side.
CBJJ: Jaejoong told me to tell you breakfast is ready. . . So get your fat ass down stairs and eat it.
Yunho looked shocked as Hero left the room but he just shook of the verbal attack.
Y: Damn that was crazy , I still need to get used to the whole multiple personality thing but , he’s pretty cute when he’ s all bitchy and crazy like that. . . . . And I’m not fat * pout*
Meanwhile in the kitchen . . . . .
YC: Su you need to calm down it’s okay all of you need to calm down I’m just putting it away I’m not going to turn it on .
Junsu , Ryowook and Sungmin were looking teary eyed at Yoochun while Taemin was hissing in Yoochuns direction at the device that he had been holding with his hand.
CBS: Chunnie don’t touch it it’s going to kill you !!
YC: No it’s not Su it’s just a -
CBSM: Yes it will, it’s all scary and red and look it’s all dirty too it’s going to kill us!
Sungmin squeaked as he hugged onto Junsu and Ryowook tighter.
Minho sighed as he heard Taemin hiss again at yoochun with his ears and tail standing up straight, the hair on his head tail all puffed out .
Minho thought it was kind of cute because Taemin didn’t look scary at all. He looked more to him like an even fluffier kitty.
M: Hyung just put the vacuum cleaner back into the broom closet and come eat I’ll clean up the mess later when Taemin takes his nap.
Yoochun nodded and placed the dirt devil back into the closet and went to eat.
Soon after Jaejoong came into the kitchen with a huge smile on his face
CBJJ: are my babies enjoying the meal ?
Sungmin , Junsu, Taemin and Ryowook nodded while eating.
Jaejoong smiled towards Kibum and smiled
Cbjj: And what about you guys are you enjoying the meal as well
Kibum looked at him and smiled as he nodded along with yoochun and Minho
Jaejoong smiled to himself
Cbjj: Good now make sure you eat all you want alright
Taemin looked up from his bowl of food with a little bit of scrambled egg that was on his cheek as he cutely tilted his head to the side .
Cbt: Umma what about Yunho hyung? He still hasn’t eaten yet.
Jaejoongs eye twitched at the mention of Yunhos name and the evident black aura that was now being emitted off of Jaejoongs body caused Taemin to shrink away slowly and into Minhos arms.
Kibum and Yoochun looked at one another sending each other knowing glances that clearly had the question ‘What did that idiot Yunho do?’ written all over it.
And like a stage cue Yunho came walking into the kitchen yawning and scratching his side.
Y: Oh wow it smells delicious in here!
Yunho looks around the room at all the others eating and Taemin was still holding onto Minho tightly as the taller male tried to eat his food without accidentally dropping something on Taemins head or clothing.
Y: But umm, Jaejoongie where’s my plate? I don’t see one set out for me…
Jaejoong turned to him the black aura increasing as he gritted his teeth
Cbjj: How about you tell your , Your dream whore! To go make you some food. . . Since it seems like he’s giving you everything else you need you nasty pervert!
Junsu looked up Towards Yoochun who had a spoon hanging from his mouth in shock he couldn’t believe ho fast Jaejoong could switch from one extreme to the next and the even more surprising thing was that Taemin , Su , Sungmin and RyoWook were acting as if this was the normal.
Cbs: I didn’t know Yunho had a dream whore. . . Master Chunnie What a dream Whore
Sungmin Looked at Junsu
CBSM: Junsu I think its kind of like a slut I heard it on this talk show once and this lady kept calling this other lady a slut and a whore so I think it’s the same thing.
Ryowook tapped his spoon on his bowl making a clinking sound as everyone turned to him to see what he wanted to say. Since RyoWook didn’t talk much they learned that when he wanted so say something it was good to listen.
CBR: . .*Clears throat* . . . .*cough*. . . . *Nods*. . . .
Jaejoong Gasped
Cbjj: RyoWook don’t say that !. . . Tsk . . Tsk . . . Who the hell taught you that? And Sungmin is rite a whore and a slut are basically the same thing . . . And Su a dream whore is what your Yunho hyung had and its name was Hongki and Yunho should be ashamed because hes a pervert. But babies please don’t say anymore naughty words like that again okay babies?
They all nodded
All: YES UMMA JAE!!!
Jaejoong turned back to Yunho and frowned.
Cbjj: And you , you SON OF BITCH NO FOOD FOR YOU FOR 2 DAYS!!
Yunho choked
Y: WHAT, A WEEK!!!
Jaejoong smirked
Cbjj: OH A 2 DAYS NOT ENOUGH?! OKAY NO FOOD FOR A MONTH!!!!
Yunhos eye twitched, he couldn’t make it without food for a month . . . He could barely go half the day without at least a snack, and from that way Jaejoongs food smelt he knew it was sure to be good. Now Yunho was always a man who valued his pride but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yunho dropped to his knees as he began to beg yes that’s right he begged Hero for his eating rights back.
Y: PLEASE HERO! PLEASE TELL JAEJOONG TO LET ME EAT I SWEAR THAT . . . THAT UMMM
“Dream whore”
Taemin chirped in to help his hyung but soon had Minhos hand cupped over his lips afterwards.
Yunho nodded in agreement
Y: RIGHT THAT ‘DREAM WHORE’ MEANT NOTHING TO ME I ONLY WANT YOU JOONGIE AND HERO YOUR ALL I WANT YOUR BOTH CUTE AND CRAZY . . . IN AN IRRESISTABLY ADORABLE WAY SO PLEASE , PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND LET ME EAT I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DREAM ABOUT HIM AGAIN. PLEASE!!
Yunho hugged Heros leg as he waited hoping that his pet would take it easy on him.
The boys face softened as Heros went Back in to let Jaejoong resurface once more
Cbjj: Oh master yunnie are you serious
Yunho nodded looking like a obedient puppy as Jaejoong gently caressed Yunhos head as he smiled at his surprisingly cute master.
Cbjj: Okay yunnie your forgiven
Yoochun hugged Junsu from behind and scratched behind junsus cute furry ears as he whispered
Yc: Some times I wonder who the master really is.
Junsu giggled and nodded as he agreed with him.
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HeLlO mY PeTs ,
I'm back after the long suffering i had to go through with out a computer i will admit i did lose a lot of motivation for this fic but hopefully now that I’m back I will update a lot sooner. and as far as my writing style I’m keeping this story the way it is unlike the changed style in using for 'Hello Baby!' So please deal with it . . O.O ( I hope that didn’t sound rude) >.< But please do comment they are truly loved thank you.
LUVVERS YOU ALL,
PINKBERRY4EVER