| Fan Fiction |
by ms.SeungRi
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Sandra: "What what?! Top?! Let me talk to him"
Jessica: "Woaah Sandra chill, seriously."
(Hailey hands the phone to Sandra)
Sandra: "Hello, Top? Why are you answering Samantha's calls?"
Top: "Umm, she just left her phone in our
practice room, why do yall need to talk to her?"
Sandra: "We were trying to tell her she needed to move out of yalls apartment."
Top: "Oh umm okaay, well shes not here right now so, bye."
*BIGBANG pov*
Seungri: "What was that all about?"
Top: "That was the girls that are staying at our house."
Daesung: "Wait oh, Samantha...they were trying to tell her she couldnt stay at our ho......"
Samantha walks in: "I realized i forg..Yall were gonna kick me out?"
Jiyong: "Yaa, um sorry, but you gotta leave our house."
Samantha: "*speechless*"
Jiyong: "You are creating problems for Top hyung..."
Samantha: "Is that so? Okay well i dont care, im leaving and gnna live with my new boyfriend."
Jiyong: "Okay well umm, that was awkward, we will tell the girls we did it during lunch."
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*LUNCH at Gongnam house of Noodles*
Jiyong: "Heey girls, i wanted to tell you we told Samantha she needed to move out, and this time she didn't do anything, she said she was gonna live with her boyfriend now."
Jessica: "Ohh well that's greatt, anyways lets order"
(orders, and eats)
*Out in the parking LOT again [:*
Seungri: "Man sorry ladiees, but we have a packed schedule today, but we can meet up for dinner again."
Gdragon: "Yeah, how does that sound?"
Jessica: "That sounds finee, we'll just go watch a muscial or something."
Top: "Oh '200 pounds of beauty is playing today and we have 5 vip tickets"
Sandra (jokingly): "Would you like to give them to us?(:"
Top: "Thats exactly what i was thinking"
Sandra: "No, No! you dont have to!"
Top: "Naw its okay, we cant make it anyways so you guys can just go enjoy the show, I heard Bada was playing Kim ah joong"
Hailey: "Just take the freaking tickets Sandra"
Sandra: "Haha finee."
Taeyang: "Oh we almost forgot to tell them abt the car."
Daesung: "Hyungs, and you maknae, yall are being to nice, they can just walk"
Kimberly:"huh? what are you talking about?"
Taeyang: "Well yall are vip to us(:"
Seungri:" Yeah! so instead of yall being so tired to walk around, we got yall a driver and a van we dont use anymore"
Sandra: "Holy, thanks God! He answered my prayers!"
Amber: "Oh guys! Yall dont have to! We can just take a taxi everywhere!"
Jiyong:"No, dont worry its just a van we dont use anymore, and plus we wouldnt want yall wasting yalls money on taxi feee's when you can have so much fun here with that money."
Jessica: "Ahh, alright"
Top: "Its really nice, and i think yall are going to enjoy it(:"
Daesung: "If i see one thing missing im going to report yall to the police i swear!!!"
Girls: .... O.O
Jiyong: "YAHH, KANG DAESUNG IF YOU DONT SHUT YOUR MOUTH IM GOING TO TELL YG PRESIDENT BAD THINGS!"
Daesung: "eesh"
Seungri:" just enjoy the car, we customized it for yall, we couldnt really do much but we tryed."
Taeyang: "YEah, we covered it in pink and we just put a nice plasma tv and the chanel, doir, and Lois vuitton makeup line in there with extendo mirroirs."
Amber: "Didnt do much? Your kidding right? That sounds like a heaven car"
Seung ri:" HAha its really nothing! So dont worry about it!"
Daesung: "yah, i really dont want to get in trouble from yang president, so can we get moving before i have to clean the whole practice room again?"
Jiyong:"Oh yeah! Ok well see you girls!"
(Bigbang leaves)
Kimberly: "Wow theyve really done a lot for us"
Amber: "Yeah no joke, even a car and we dont even know them well"
RANDOM VOICE: "Who do yall think yall are? Hanging out with our faavorite oppas?!"
Sandra: "Wtf, whaa?"
(the girls turn around)
CRAZYY FANS OF BIGBANG: " Dont you dare go on dates with our oppas you ugly girls"
Hailey: "You dont even know who your dealing with hun, say something mean one more time and your dead"
one of crazy fans: "I said, dont hang out with our good looking oppas you ugly bit.ches!"
Hailey:"Oh no you didnt girlfriend, you have no idea what you just got into!!!"
Amber: "HAILEY! stop! calm down! theyre just a bunch of crazy fans! Theyre just jelous they cant hang with bb like us!"
Hailey: "This litle girl just passed the line, shes dead to me."
Crazy fans: "ATACKKK!"
(the crazy fans charge towards girls)
and huge fight happens and Amber, Hailey, Kimberly, Sandra, and Jessica get bruises everywhere and have scars and bleed on their heads.
(in their new van)
Jessica: "Holy mofo, i feel bad for the bb oppas, they have to go with this. Theyll never get a girlfriend till they become grandpas!"
Sandra:"At least we have a van or we'lll be walking home with shattered clothes."
Amber: "True that"
Kimberly: "What the heck will bigbang think when they see us like this?"
Hailey: "We'll just explain to them that they were calling us ugly"
Jessica: "Ah this sucks, my face is ruined now and I dont wanna show jiyong oppa this"
Amber: "Say what? When did you start to care how you looked to jiyong oppa?"
Jessica: "Uhh..i was joking...maknae chill"
Amber: "ahh..ok..uhm okk."
Hailey: "Gay baby!"
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