SHINee As My Love Counselors?-COMPLETE

Fan Fiction

by Isa

The five SHINee members walked into the interview

room, and sat down at the opposite wall, in front of Isa.

She decided to try and feign some knowledge about

them for a moment. "Uh, Hi. Who are you guys?" She asked,

trying to look confused. The five members looked at one

another, skeptical. "You don't know who we are?" Key

asked. She shook her head. "My friends were the ones who

sent in my application. I didn't even know who I was

being interviewed with until now." She explained.

"Oh, well. we're..." Onew started to say, when Isa's

phone rang, playing the piano instrumental of Replay.

She smiled sheepishly, and just laughed it off.

"Um. Ehe." She said, embarrased. "And you said you

don't know who we are?" Key asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Uh. Okay fine. But I just didn't expect them to ask you

guys I found out about an hour ago that it would be a

gu group, but I thought it'd be DBSK oppas, or SuJu oppas."

She explained. The five guys nodded. "Oh yeah, we can see

why, considering we're not all that qualified." Onew

added. Isa nodded. "Well, I guess we should start.

We've read your application, which I guess you don't

know what was on it." Key said. Isa shook her head.

Onew took out the e-mail that her friends had sent,

handing it to her. Isa scanned through it, her eyes

widening.

"OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO KILL THEM" She muttered.

To: shinee@smtown.com
Fr: writingismyart@hotmail.com

Hi. My name is Isabel Santos and I'd like to apply for

the 'Guidance from an SM Artist(s) contest' I'm 18 years

old, a Filipino American. This is my relationship/love

history.

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and it went on from there. Isa sighed. And looked back

up at the SHINee members. She laughed uncomofrably.

"Do you want to talk about what happened in 8th grade?"

Key suggested. She nodded slowly. "Well, it started

out like this..." She started off.

Meanwhile, Vanessa, ChaeMi, HyoSoo, ChanChan and SongYee

were near the room, trying to listen in, but the assistant

kept looking at them funny. "Oh. I can't hear." Vanessa

said with a sigh. "Let's sit down and just wait." ChanChan

told them. The girls nodded and sat down, waiting.

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