| Fan Fiction |
by Shweta
“Lame!”
“Joe…I think I want to have something more than just…”
“Lamer!”
“Joe…I would love to…to…to…um…”
“Yawn!”
“Joe… I…ever since I first saw you…I…”
“Tacky!”
“Joe…they say love doesn’t happen with everyone…”
“Well, this ought to be good.” Jiro sat up straight in his chair and put down his drink.”
“…and when it does happen…you must cherish it…just like I cherish you…”
“Booooorrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg!”
“Stop it!” Ariel snapped.
“You should stop it. You’re really, really lame…”
“I think I’m going the right way Jirz…I really do.”
“Oh yeah? Is the right way saying a bunch of crappy, stupid, silly, out dated lines?” He picked up his fork again and dug into the spaghetti in front of him.
“What’s crappy about it?” Ariel asked irritated at him, and his piggish manors.
“Oh…Joe…when I first saw you my heart stopped beating…” Jiro said mimicking a love sick girl which annoyed Ariel some more.
“You do it then, if you’re so sure of yourself!”
“What? Propose?”
“Yeah…what else?”
“No way!” Jiro scoffed.
“Hah! Chicken!” Ariel grinned, teasing him by sticking out her tongue.
“I’m not chicken…the only chicken in this room, is the one we’re eating!”
“I bet you never proposed anyone…I bet you were ten years old when you proposed your teacher, and she said no and laughed at your face! Hah!”
“That’s not true!” Jiro snapped. Ariel gave him a ‘prove it’ sort of look. “I was fifteen and it was my manager.”
“Well, whatever. I bet since then, you never proposed a single girl…”
“That’s because I didn’t have to.” Jiro smirked. “Girls threw themselves at me.”
“I wonder why…you are L-A-M-E lame!”
“Ok, Ok. Teasing or making fun of me wont work…you still have got to propose Joe, and it definitely wont happen if you keep making fun of me.”
“You’re right…what do I say? What would you say, eh?”
“Oh! I already know what I’m going to say…”
“Eh?” Ariel asked bewildered.
“Yes, don’t look shocked! You know deep down, I’m a romantic!”
“A romantic? You? The incredibly selfish and hungry pig?”
“Well, see, that’s the image I want to give out, so that I wont have too many girls chasing me.” He said pulling out a tongue.
“So…what, eh? What you going to say to the poor girl?”
“Poor? Oh! I think she’d be lucky to have me!”
“Well, ok, what you going to say to this amazingly lucky girl to sweep her off her feet, eh?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“Please? I might get some inspiration!”
“That stuff is between me and my future girlfriend, capishce?”
“Capishce! Now…help me!” Ariel raged.
“Well, I don’t know…it took me seven days to write my feelings down for my perfect girl…it would take me more to write down one for yours, considering I don’t swing that way.”
Ariel shrugged.
“Maybe it would come to you, if you propose me?”
“Hmm, not a bad idea…”
“Yea, come on. Try your lame ways on me…”
“Joe…”
“Jiro!”
“Yea…but I’m proposing to Joe right?”
“But I’m Jiro, right?
“But…”
“Get into the character woman!”
“Ok, Ok…Jiro…since the first day I saw you…”
“Bullshit!”
“Jiro, I read somewhere that love…”
“Yawn!”
“Ok, Ok, I”ll try to be a little less…well…”
“A little less of a pink candy flossed film and try better?”
“Yes well…Jiro…we became the best and closest of friends…so why cant we take this relationship to the next level, and become the best and closest couple? If you have faith in me, and believe me, I promise to fulfil your every last wish and desire…I promise to keep you happy forever…please give me that chance…”
“Not bad…”
“I wasn’t finished…”
“I am…lunch’s over, and so is the time…got to get to the shoot. Try along those lines, and I’m sure it’d be a success, now wish me luck! Because I have to go shoot the most impossible scene today!”
“Luck! Bye!”
***
I know I took long to update, I'm sorry. Please comment! Enrique will come soon =)
Also updated White Horse and a math's geek's super secret diary.
check it out at
shwetastories.webs.com