| Fan Fiction |
by Tan Xue Lei
EunHyuk and DongHae happened to be on the other side of the room, not even giving me one glance at all, as if they didn’t know me, what gives? What ‘play’ were they doing?
So far my new life is starting off badly. I meet two weird friends, a seemingly camp or gay teacher and a guy that I never wanted to see again. I might as well head back to Seoul and carry on living the same life I had back there.
“Psht.”
I heard the gay bastard hiss over to me on my right.
“What?” I hissed back.
A reply never came. So I turned to face the prick to see him smiling at me, as if planning something in his head, an expression that I never liked.
My attention reverted back to the blackboard in front of the classroom, not like I was planning to pay attention to whatever this Yamapi sensei was teaching to us about. And I conclude that this Yamapi sensei is indeed camp, very camp. He drew flowers on the edges of the blackboard as he pranced around the front of the classroom, talking about some flower called a sakura.
“Pi-chan~!” I heard some annoying voice enter the classroom.
I think I was the only one that turned to face the doorway to see another camp looking guy prance into the room. If only he didn’t prance into the room, he wouldn’t look so gay.
“Ah! Kame-kun~!” Yamapi called out in the same annoying tone before running into the man’s arms.
It was a sickening sight. I think this ‘Kame-kun’ is a teacher as well, since he was wearing a suit. I bet they’re both gay.
“Pi-chan has somewhere to go to kids, so free period!” the suited teacher said before picking up Yamapi in bridal style, carrying him out of the classroom.
Gays. Please don’t tell me that I’m surrounded by gay teachers. Not to mention gay classmates…gay school.
Hmn, free period, never had that sort of thing before. Back in Seoul the teachers would never let you have a free period, instead of having one, we would be made to sit there and revise on boring things. Like I ever attended class in Middle or High School, only in Junior.
Looking around, everyone seemed to be moving around the class, a couple entered out of the classroom, in pairs, holding hands. This just backed up my earlier theory of this whole school being filled with gays.
My eyes then landed to the two seats across the room, EunHyuk and DongHae were missing. Where could they be?
“So, your name is Kim JaeJoong?” I heard that sexy voice trail into my ears again.
Sharply, I turned back to face the smirking gay twat with a cold look.
“I’m Jung YunHo,” he held out a hand, “I hope we can be friends.”
I looked to and from his face and hands, wondering whether or not to take it.
Slowly, my hands slipped into his, cautiously, shaking it.
“Or maybe even more than just friends.” He added with a chuckle, causing me to pull my hand away instantly.
What did he mean by that? The very suggestion sent shivers down my spine.
Without realising, since my eyes were slightly closed, I could feel his cold body lean towards me, as if about to lay a kiss on my head. I could feel his icy breath fall upon my skin now. Suddenly I felt his hands hold onto my chin, causing me to instantly open my eyes and jerk back, out of his hold.
“You’re very pretty for a guy you know that?” he laughed, “If you were a girl I would’ve eaten you up by now.”
This guy was creeping me out, what else could I do now? Stay seated and let this freak torture me or leave the classroom and wonder about in the corridors like other people did? Of course I should run out of this stupid classroom and stay as far as possible from this creep.
Without saying another word, I jumped out of my seat and headed for the door. Good thing he didn’t bother to stop me.
Maybe it was a bad idea to run out of the classroom. It was like a horror movie. No, scratch that, I was officially in Gay land.
The corridor was filled with a pairs of boys hugging, kissing or talking to each other like everyday lovey dovey couples. Some were at the window, taking in the scenery like a couple on a honey moon; some were even on the floor against the walls, making out with each other.
I need an exit. This place was crazy.
Now, where is the exit?
“Ah!” I heard someone yell from the other end of the corridor.
Soon a figure sprang out of nowhere, running towards me. It wasn’t another pale skinned freak luckily; maybe he knew how to get out of this school, maybe he isn’t one of these gay people.
“HanKyung-ah!” I heard the third camp voice of the day ring out from behind the guy that was running towards me.
Okay, maybe I was wrong, maybe this guy was gay and did something to make his soul mate angry.
“Get back here!” I heard the owner of the camp voice yell out again before chasing after the guy running towards me still.
I stood idly there, watching as the guy ran past me, chased by a red haired guy.
Moments later, after endlessly wondering through this maze filled with gays at every corner, I found myself outside, in the bright sunlight, where there were no gays at all, and just normal skinned people.
It was weird really. It seemed that all the gay guys were pale skinned back in that school building, all the rest that was peachy like me seemed the straightest out of the lot. I wonder if that guy that was running away from the red haired guy was gay or not.
I forgot to add, the teachers were mostly peachy skinned, very few of them were pale.
Unexpectedly, I saw LeeTeuk appear before me again, carrying a pile of paper. This was a great opportunity; no way can he run away from me without dropping all those papers first.
Without even noticing that someone else was just about to walk into me, I began to sprint up to LeeTeuk, only to collide with that someone else.
“Ow!” the stranger called out as he fell to the floor at the same time as I did.
Not bothering to check if that person was hurt, I looked around, hoping to find LeeTeuk again, but he was gone.
“Aren’t you going to apologise?” the guy said in an annoyed tone before getting up to pat the dirt off his pants.
“Erm, yeah, sorry about that.” I said once I given up on looking for LeeTeuk.
“I have never seen you here before…” the stranger said with a slight pout, “You must be new.”
Well done Einstein.
“Nice to meet you,” he said cheerfully before sticking his hand out, “I’m Shim ChangMin.”
Weird people, what’s with the handshakes? It’s what old people do. These days we either wave or do nothing at all with our hands when meeting, not handshake.
But I thought it would be polite of me if I accepted the hand, he didn’t look like that Jung YunHo back there, besides he wasn’t a pale freak.
“Kim JaeJoong.” I replied with a forced smile, “So what are you doing out of class?”
“Are you a new teacher or something?” he laughed, “I have a free period sunsengnim.”
He had a free period too? Did everyone have free periods at this time? I don’t remember seeing him in my class.
“What teacher did you just have?” I asked.
“Kame sensei…” he said before walking off to sit on a bench, “If you know who he is.”
Oh, him. Yamapi sensei’s other half.
Without realising, I found myself sitting next to this kid, talking to him comfortably like I did with EunHyuk and DongHae yesterday. I don’t I can ever talk comfortably to EunHyuk and DongHae again; they’re hiding something from me. If it’s the fact that they’re actually gays why can’t they just admit it? Do I look like a homophobic to them?
“So ChangMin, tell me, what’s up with this school?” I said casually, leaning against the bush behind us.
“What do you mean by that?” he asked in a confused tone.
“Is everyone here gay?” I blurted out bluntly.
A momentary pause filled in as ChangMin’s brows furrowed in thinking mode, before looking slightly amused.
“Oh that.” He laughed as he leaned back as well.
“What’s so funny?”
“I’ll try to explain it as best as I can.” He said with a smile that made his eyes looked mismatched, “This is an all boys school, there are no female students, teachers or staff members at all. It’s a female free zone.”
Damn, I was hoping to maybe get off with some sexy teacher since I’m surrounded by boys.
“Boys are like animals. So, take birds for an example, put a group of boys in one cage and girls in another cage. Then after observing them for a while, we will notice that the girls will seem indifferent to each other, remain calm and still. As for the boys, it will look chaotic in there, they would be chasing around each other like mad.” He said before inserting a slight laugh, “You know why?”
“Because girls are lazy?” I guessed.
“No.”
“Boys like to fight?”
“No.” he said before shooting me an amused look as he leaned in closer, “Because boys are horny.”
I almost choked on my spit. If I had some sort of liquid in my mouth just then I would’ve spat it onto ChangMin’s face.
“Say what?” I spluttered.
“Don’t you get it?” he said as he leaned back again, “Boys are horny, they don’t care if the ones they release their sexual frustration are boys, as long as they satisfied themselves in the end its all hunky dory. As for girls, they do care.”
“How do you know this?” I said, still in shock.
“Oh, Kame sensei leant me his Legal Drug volume 3 when I asked him why everyone was gay. The book had all the answers.”
Legal Drug? Sounds like a dodgy book written by some gay person.
“HanGeng!” I heard a manly voice roar from behind the bush that I leaned on.
Before I knew it, I caught a glimpse of a dark figure leap above me, landing perfectly onto the floor in front of me as well, before sprinting down the field again.
He looked familiar…I think it was the guy that I saw earlier that was being chased by the red haired guy.
But I thought that the guy’s name was HanKyung…
Soon after, another figure jumped out from behind the bush, chasing after the guy supposedly called HanGeng or HanKyung. I assumed that it would be the red haired guy again, but instead it was a tall, dark and short haired man, a lot manlier than the red haired guy.
“That is a perfect example.” ChangMin said smugly, amused at my dumbfound-ness, “You see that guy being chased after there? He’s a foreign student from China, named HanGeng; some of us called him HanKyung because it’s easier for us Koreans to pronounce it. That guy chasing after him just then is Choi SiWon, he knows Chinese, that’s why he calls him HanGeng. There’s another guy called Kim HeeChul who’s also after HanKyung, red haired, a complete diva.”
Red haired? It must’ve been the guy that I saw earlier.
“SiWon and HeeChul was an everyday couple before HanKyung came. But now,” he said as he got up from his seat, looking pitiful, “SiWon and HeeChul are falling for the new guy, HanKyung, or so it seems.”
“So, did SiWon and HeeChul broke up?”
“Oh God no! They don’t know that the other party is secretly harbouring their love for HanKyung. You can almost call this situation a threesome!”
My eyes widened at how he could simply call this situation as a threesome.
“But anyway, this just supports the theory I said earlier. Boys are horny; some may even be greedy enough to have two relationships going on at once. If one wasn’t available, the other could be a back up.”
Why did I attend to such a corrupted school? What did I do to deserve this?
Oh wait, I realised, chain smoking, binge drinking, sleeping with sluts and abusing my father.
“Am I scaring you?” he said with concern in his voice.
He probably noticed my horrified expression.
“This is just too much for me.” I said warily, “Especially on my first day.”
“Oh, sorry, you should’ve told me earlier that it was your first day, I would’ve gone easier on you if I knew.” He said with a sorrowful expression.
“No, its okay, I needed to know anyway.” I said as I tried to get up from my seat, only to fall back onto it again.
I think what I just heard had just paralyzed my body; it was too much for me to handle. It was definite that I was surrounded by horny gays, which were probably horny enough to one day jump on me and rape me at the spot. Just the thought gave me shivers.
I wouldn’t have minded if I was surrounded by girls though, now that’s what I call paradise, might even have to get hyped all day just to do them all.
“A-Are you gay?” I stuttered, my eyes looking up to him with hope.
“I don’t know how to answer that one.” He smiled plainly, “But don’t worry, I promise that I won’t pounce on you like the others would.”
“Why’s that? Aren’t you a member of the horny male population as well?”
“I release it through watching videos that I download from the net.” He laughed.
Thank God that he was sane. But why say that he didn’t know how to answer that one?
“Better share some of those videos with me one day before I turn gay too.” I said jokingly accompanied with a half hearted laugh.
“Will do.” He said before the bell rung, “Kame sensei should be done by now.”
“Done what?” I asked curiously.
“You should know.” He said before sending me a wink then running back into the building.
Oh great, why did I ask that? Now I have a rough image of what that Kame sensei and Yamapi sensei just did in period 1.
Trying to find my way back to my class, I passed the janitor’s closet, and I could still hear the rude noises from within it.
Without a second thought, I turned the handle and pulled it open. To my surprise I found LeeTeuk and that largely built guy I saw yesterday fall in front of me with unbuttoned shirts and undone pants.
“What the fuck.” I swore under my breath before backing away.
“Damn, I forgot to lock the door.” LeeTeuk cursed as he bit his lower lip.
The other guy sent me deathly glares, “You know, it’s very rude to intrude on a make out session.”
“You two were in here all this time? Ever since school started?” I asked
“Of course we would spend a whole hour in here without taking a breath, doing it non-stop!” LeeTeuk spat at me, “We took one break okay?”
What kind of a break is walking around with a stack of paper in your hands?
“Just leave us alone, go to your stupid lesson.” The other one said roughly before pulling LeeTeuk into the closet again.
Without saying another word, I headed straight back to my class.
Normally I would skip class, but I was too afraid on what else I could find lurking around in this school while wondering around in search of an empty place for me to seek solitary.
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A/N :: Please tell me if you didn't understand all that. It's 1am over here and I'm dead tired X_X
albeitalways - Hehe, wish granted.